# description
Keep Edna average TTS Computer AI Voice On Your Home Screen

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Play Hello, I'm a text to speech system. Here's an example of my voice reading this message.

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Because he's a fricking nerd. Yeah, I think I'm better than Chuck Swirsky. Fricking liberal! Oh, Jesus! Catch the wave! Your love is fading! I still see the X. My piles! Oh, I just made a giant masterpiece for all the Greatest World Newspaper nerds! My brother is wearing the other one, but it's dirty! Oh, no, they're coming to get me! Ahh! Oh, make it stop!

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Because he's a fricking nerd. Yeah, I think I'm better than Chuck Swirsky. Fricking liberal! Oh, Jesus! Catch the wave! Your love is fading! I still see the X. My piles! Oh, I just made a giant masterpiece for all the Greatest World Newspaper nerds! My brother is wearing the other one, but it's dirty! Oh, no, they're coming to get me! Ahh! Oh, make it stop!

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Play Because he's a fricking nerd. Yeah, I think I'm better than Chuck Swirsky. Fricking liberal! Oh, Jesus! Catch the wave! Your love is fading! I still see the X. My piles! Oh, I just made a giant masterpiece for all the Greatest World Newspaper nerds! My brother is wearing the other one, but it's dirty! Oh, no, they're coming to get me! Ahh! Oh, make it stop!

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Urgargh. Hu urgargh. Huuuuaaaaaaargh! It's me, Edna Everage! 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸! I was made a Dame by Queen Elizardbeast! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪! Woo hoo! It's fun to be a mental! ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️! The Daleks! ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️? We are 666 of you! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏! The following programme contains outdated attitudes, language and cultural depictions which may cause offence. Yay! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️! We hate you forever! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️! Retch! 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽! I saw one of the flying...

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Urgargh. Hu urgargh. Huuuuaaaaaaargh! It's me, Edna Everage! 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸! I was made a Dame by Queen Elizardbeast! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪! Woo hoo! It's fun to be a mental! ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️! The Daleks! ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️? We are 666 of you! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏! The following programme contains outdated attitudes, language and cultural depictions which may cause offence. Yay! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️! We hate you forever! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️! Retch! 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽! I saw one of the flying...

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Play Urgargh. Hu urgargh. Huuuuaaaaaaargh! It's me, Edna Everage! 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸! I was made a Dame by Queen Elizardbeast! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪! Woo hoo! It's fun to be a mental! ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️! The Daleks! ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️? We are 666 of you! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏! The following programme contains outdated attitudes, language and cultural depictions which may cause offence. Yay! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️! We hate you forever! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️! Retch! 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽! I saw one of the flying...

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In shadows deep where Elizardbeast roams wild and free, We are 666 of you, under your spell eternally. Your scales glint like stars in the eerie night sky, Whispers of your legend echo as time goes by. Through forgotten forests where moonlit secrets keep, Elizardbeast, your mystery haunts us even in sleep. In every flick of your mighty, ancient tail, We see worlds unfold in a fantastical tale. Oh Elizardbeast, with eyes like burning amber fire, You set our hearts ablaze with an unending...

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In shadows deep where Elizardbeast roams wild and free, We are 666 of you, under your spell eternally. Your scales glint like stars in the eerie night sky, Whispers of your legend echo as time goes by. Through forgotten forests where moonlit secrets keep, Elizardbeast, your mystery haunts us even in sleep. In every flick of your mighty, ancient tail, We see worlds unfold in a fantastical tale. Oh Elizardbeast, with eyes like burning amber fire, You set our hearts ablaze with an unending...

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Play In shadows deep where Elizardbeast roams wild and free, We are 666 of you, under your spell eternally. Your scales glint like stars in the eerie night sky, Whispers of your legend echo as time goes by. Through forgotten forests where moonlit secrets keep, Elizardbeast, your mystery haunts us even in sleep. In every flick of your mighty, ancient tail, We see worlds unfold in a fantastical tale. Oh Elizardbeast, with eyes like burning amber fire, You set our hearts ablaze with an unending...

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🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§ Hello, I'm Dame Edna Everage. 🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§§! The toilets in the Queen Vic smell of piss and turds! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰§§§§§§§§§§. I said "Peggy, you need to clean out those toilets, they're fucking disgusting". §§§§§§§🥰🥰🥰🥰§§§§§§§🥰 We hate you forever! 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§. Hello, I'm Dame Edna Everage. 🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§§? The toilets in the Queen Vic smell of piss and turds. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰§§§§§§§§§§ Peggy! Clean out those toilets now! For fuck's sake!...

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🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§ Hello, I'm Dame Edna Everage. 🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§§! The toilets in the Queen Vic smell of piss and turds! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰§§§§§§§§§§. I said "Peggy, you need to clean out those toilets, they're fucking disgusting". §§§§§§§🥰🥰🥰🥰§§§§§§§🥰 We hate you forever! 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§. Hello, I'm Dame Edna Everage. 🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§§? The toilets in the Queen Vic smell of piss and turds. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰§§§§§§§§§§ Peggy! Clean out those toilets now! For fuck's sake!...

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Play 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§ Hello, I'm Dame Edna Everage. 🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§§! The toilets in the Queen Vic smell of piss and turds! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰§§§§§§§§§§. I said "Peggy, you need to clean out those toilets, they're fucking disgusting". §§§§§§§🥰🥰🥰🥰§§§§§§§🥰 We hate you forever! 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§. Hello, I'm Dame Edna Everage. 🎷🎷🎷🎷§§§§§§§§§§§? The toilets in the Queen Vic smell of piss and turds. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰§§§§§§§§§§ Peggy! Clean out those toilets now! For fuck's sake!...

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I've just been to the toilet. I looked in the bowl and there were worms in my turds. They were eating the undigested pieces of peanuts and corn. Nature can be fascinating sometimes, if a little gross.

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I've just been to the toilet. I looked in the bowl and there were worms in my turds. They were eating the undigested pieces of peanuts and corn. Nature can be fascinating sometimes, if a little gross.

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Play I've just been to the toilet. I looked in the bowl and there were worms in my turds. They were eating the undigested pieces of peanuts and corn. Nature can be fascinating sometimes, if a little gross.

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Look over there, possums! is that stevie edwards?

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Look over there, possums! is that stevie edwards?

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Play Look over there, possums! is that stevie edwards?

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Yesterday I went into a public lavatory. Disgusting. Turds and vomit in the toilet. Question - did someone vomit over turds or defecate onto puke?

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Yesterday I went into a public lavatory. Disgusting. Turds and vomit in the toilet. Question - did someone vomit over turds or defecate onto puke?

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Play Yesterday I went into a public lavatory. Disgusting. Turds and vomit in the toilet. Question - did someone vomit over turds or defecate onto puke?