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Keep Queen of Oz (2023) On Your Home Screen

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She can't tell me how to live my life. Exactly, that's what horoscopes are for. It's bad enough I had to become an Australian, she can't now make me marry one. I think you'll find she can. That's sort of how the monarchy works. Now, the Palace has drawn up a list of potential candidates. We need someone pliable, with a pedigree. Royal Tinder? How very romantic. I need a pedigree, my trotters are shot. I don't really have to do this, do I? Alas, Ma'am, real Queen trumps Australian Queen.

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She can't tell me how to live my life. Exactly, that's what horoscopes are for. It's bad enough I had to become an Australian, she can't now make me marry one. I think you'll find she can. That's sort of how the monarchy works. Now, the Palace has drawn up a list of potential candidates. We need someone pliable, with a pedigree. Royal Tinder? How very romantic. I need a pedigree, my trotters are shot. I don't really have to do this, do I? Alas, Ma'am, real Queen trumps Australian Queen.

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Play She can't tell me how to live my life. Exactly, that's what horoscopes are for. It's bad enough I had to become an Australian, she can't now make me marry one. I think you'll find she can. That's sort of how the monarchy works. Now, the Palace has drawn up a list of potential candidates. We need someone pliable, with a pedigree. Royal Tinder? How very romantic. I need a pedigree, my trotters are shot. I don't really have to do this, do I? Alas, Ma'am, real Queen trumps Australian Queen.

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They wouldn't. They have. They couldn't. They can. I want to speak to my parents. Sadly, they're unavailable. However, they did press upon me to wish you a very bon voyage.

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They wouldn't. They have. They couldn't. They can. I want to speak to my parents. Sadly, they're unavailable. However, they did press upon me to wish you a very bon voyage.

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Play They wouldn't. They have. They couldn't. They can. I want to speak to my parents. Sadly, they're unavailable. However, they did press upon me to wish you a very bon voyage.

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Out of recycled materials. It's made out of rubbish? No, ma'am, recycled materials. They get reprocessed into new fibres and then spun. into a gorgeous new fabric. So it's made out of rubbish? At least consider it, ma'am. You have a massive platform. Rude! Just by wearing a recycled dress, you're helping save the planet. Oh, give it a rest, Zoe. Planet's fine. Actually, it's not, is it? Let's face it, it's melting before our eyes, so, yeah, absolutely. Why not? Why not get married in a...

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Out of recycled materials. It's made out of rubbish? No, ma'am, recycled materials. They get reprocessed into new fibres and then spun. into a gorgeous new fabric. So it's made out of rubbish? At least consider it, ma'am. You have a massive platform. Rude! Just by wearing a recycled dress, you're helping save the planet. Oh, give it a rest, Zoe. Planet's fine. Actually, it's not, is it? Let's face it, it's melting before our eyes, so, yeah, absolutely. Why not? Why not get married in a...

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Play Out of recycled materials. It's made out of rubbish? No, ma'am, recycled materials. They get reprocessed into new fibres and then spun. into a gorgeous new fabric. So it's made out of rubbish? At least consider it, ma'am. You have a massive platform. Rude! Just by wearing a recycled dress, you're helping save the planet. Oh, give it a rest, Zoe. Planet's fine. Actually, it's not, is it? Let's face it, it's melting before our eyes, so, yeah, absolutely. Why not? Why not get married in a...

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That's not a thing, is it? Snake charmer. It doesn't matter, though, because I'm very charming. Still very much not a good idea. That's exactly what they said about going for cocktails with the King of Djibouti. There is no King of Djibouti. There was that night. Your Majesty. How was the visit? They gave us dates. Ah, dates. They call them nature's caramel, you know. Don't be a bore, Bernard. Quite. Rumours abound of you... fornicating with the staff. With respect, Ma'am, this will not do....

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That's not a thing, is it? Snake charmer. It doesn't matter, though, because I'm very charming. Still very much not a good idea. That's exactly what they said about going for cocktails with the King of Djibouti. There is no King of Djibouti. There was that night. Your Majesty. How was the visit? They gave us dates. Ah, dates. They call them nature's caramel, you know. Don't be a bore, Bernard. Quite. Rumours abound of you... fornicating with the staff. With respect, Ma'am, this will not do....

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Play That's not a thing, is it? Snake charmer. It doesn't matter, though, because I'm very charming. Still very much not a good idea. That's exactly what they said about going for cocktails with the King of Djibouti. There is no King of Djibouti. There was that night. Your Majesty. How was the visit? They gave us dates. Ah, dates. They call them nature's caramel, you know. Don't be a bore, Bernard. Quite. Rumours abound of you... fornicating with the staff. With respect, Ma'am, this will not do....

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I've never met anyone's parents before. Thank goodness there's only the one. Teddy suggested she come to stay for a bit and bond. I said absolutely not, but he thought I was joking. Ooh, it's all getting a bit real, isn't it? BERNARD: PM's have to see you. Again? She was here last week. Yes, and one day you'll remember she comes every week. Congratulations on the interview. Shall I get the royal coat of arms embroidered on some onesies? Don't you start. Oh, I think you'd have a delightful...

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I've never met anyone's parents before. Thank goodness there's only the one. Teddy suggested she come to stay for a bit and bond. I said absolutely not, but he thought I was joking. Ooh, it's all getting a bit real, isn't it? BERNARD: PM's have to see you. Again? She was here last week. Yes, and one day you'll remember she comes every week. Congratulations on the interview. Shall I get the royal coat of arms embroidered on some onesies? Don't you start. Oh, I think you'd have a delightful...

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Play I've never met anyone's parents before. Thank goodness there's only the one. Teddy suggested she come to stay for a bit and bond. I said absolutely not, but he thought I was joking. Ooh, it's all getting a bit real, isn't it? BERNARD: PM's have to see you. Again? She was here last week. Yes, and one day you'll remember she comes every week. Congratulations on the interview. Shall I get the royal coat of arms embroidered on some onesies? Don't you start. Oh, I think you'd have a delightful...

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Now, this chap gets my vote. Dylan Robinson, 50. Venture capitalist. Never been married. Suspicious. Well, you've never been married. Exactamundo. Give me that.

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Now, this chap gets my vote. Dylan Robinson, 50. Venture capitalist. Never been married. Suspicious. Well, you've never been married. Exactamundo. Give me that.

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Play Now, this chap gets my vote. Dylan Robinson, 50. Venture capitalist. Never been married. Suspicious. Well, you've never been married. Exactamundo. Give me that.

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Too short. Too bald. Too stupid. None of which have ever disqualified a royal suitor. Pinhead. Meathead. Doesn't give head. How would you know? Ugh, never mind. Ginger? Absolutely not. Not on a man. All right, Fred, you've had your little bit of fun. I'm not doing it. Now, do us all a favour. Piss off back to the motherland before your overbearing. horse of a wife and kids notice you're not there. That's ridiculous! I'm sure my private secretary's informed them.

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Too short. Too bald. Too stupid. None of which have ever disqualified a royal suitor. Pinhead. Meathead. Doesn't give head. How would you know? Ugh, never mind. Ginger? Absolutely not. Not on a man. All right, Fred, you've had your little bit of fun. I'm not doing it. Now, do us all a favour. Piss off back to the motherland before your overbearing. horse of a wife and kids notice you're not there. That's ridiculous! I'm sure my private secretary's informed them.

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Play Too short. Too bald. Too stupid. None of which have ever disqualified a royal suitor. Pinhead. Meathead. Doesn't give head. How would you know? Ugh, never mind. Ginger? Absolutely not. Not on a man. All right, Fred, you've had your little bit of fun. I'm not doing it. Now, do us all a favour. Piss off back to the motherland before your overbearing. horse of a wife and kids notice you're not there. That's ridiculous! I'm sure my private secretary's informed them.

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And FYI, Ryan Reynolds is a hard no. Ma'am. I finally finished the seating chart. It took me absolute weeks...

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And FYI, Ryan Reynolds is a hard no. Ma'am. I finally finished the seating chart. It took me absolute weeks...

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Play And FYI, Ryan Reynolds is a hard no. Ma'am. I finally finished the seating chart. It took me absolute weeks...

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SHE SIGHS. DOG GROWLS. DOG YAPS. UNDER HER BREATH: Oh... ..God. SHE SCREAMS. Sorry... You startled me. I can only imagine the shock of someone slowly turning round. What are you doing out here? It seems there's still a lot to be done before the wedding. Yes, Sylvia, there is. Ah... I just...need a moment. To myself. I see.

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SHE SIGHS. DOG GROWLS. DOG YAPS. UNDER HER BREATH: Oh... ..God. SHE SCREAMS. Sorry... You startled me. I can only imagine the shock of someone slowly turning round. What are you doing out here? It seems there's still a lot to be done before the wedding. Yes, Sylvia, there is. Ah... I just...need a moment. To myself. I see.

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Play SHE SIGHS. DOG GROWLS. DOG YAPS. UNDER HER BREATH: Oh... ..God. SHE SCREAMS. Sorry... You startled me. I can only imagine the shock of someone slowly turning round. What are you doing out here? It seems there's still a lot to be done before the wedding. Yes, Sylvia, there is. Ah... I just...need a moment. To myself. I see.

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How did you sleep? What? I was just wondering how you slept last night. Why do you care how I slept? Oh, no particular reason, no. Then why do you ask? I was just wondering how you slept. Are you secretly writing a tell all about me? SHE LAUGHS. Teddy said you had a wicked sense of humour. SHE CHUCKLES.

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How did you sleep? What? I was just wondering how you slept last night. Why do you care how I slept? Oh, no particular reason, no. Then why do you ask? I was just wondering how you slept. Are you secretly writing a tell all about me? SHE LAUGHS. Teddy said you had a wicked sense of humour. SHE CHUCKLES.

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Play How did you sleep? What? I was just wondering how you slept last night. Why do you care how I slept? Oh, no particular reason, no. Then why do you ask? I was just wondering how you slept. Are you secretly writing a tell all about me? SHE LAUGHS. Teddy said you had a wicked sense of humour. SHE CHUCKLES.