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Keep Creepshow (1982) On Your Home Screen

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Stan you didn't have to Hit him. Not only do I find out he's reading this crap he's a goddamn little snoop as well. No it wasn't like that. You said for me to get your cuff links It was on Sunday. The windows are open downstairs I better go down and close them. The rain will get in No I'll do it. I got some garbage I wanna throw away. Daddy please don't throw it away I'm sorry. The next time young man I find you with a worthless piece of shit like this again. you won't sit down for a week...

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Stan you didn't have to Hit him. Not only do I find out he's reading this crap he's a goddamn little snoop as well. No it wasn't like that. You said for me to get your cuff links It was on Sunday. The windows are open downstairs I better go down and close them. The rain will get in No I'll do it. I got some garbage I wanna throw away. Daddy please don't throw it away I'm sorry. The next time young man I find you with a worthless piece of shit like this again. you won't sit down for a week...

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Play Stan you didn't have to Hit him. Not only do I find out he's reading this crap he's a goddamn little snoop as well. No it wasn't like that. You said for me to get your cuff links It was on Sunday. The windows are open downstairs I better go down and close them. The rain will get in No I'll do it. I got some garbage I wanna throw away. Daddy please don't throw it away I'm sorry. The next time young man I find you with a worthless piece of shit like this again. you won't sit down for a week...

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That takes care of that. Stan don't you think you were. a little hard on him Did you see that crap All that horror crap. Things coming out of crates and eating people. Dead people coming back to life People turning into weeds for chrissake. Well yes I did but I Well you want him reading that stuff. Well no but All right then. I took care of it. That's why God made fathers babe. That's why God made fathers.

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That takes care of that. Stan don't you think you were. a little hard on him Did you see that crap All that horror crap. Things coming out of crates and eating people. Dead people coming back to life People turning into weeds for chrissake. Well yes I did but I Well you want him reading that stuff. Well no but All right then. I took care of it. That's why God made fathers babe. That's why God made fathers.

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Play That takes care of that. Stan don't you think you were. a little hard on him Did you see that crap All that horror crap. Things coming out of crates and eating people. Dead people coming back to life People turning into weeds for chrissake. Well yes I did but I Well you want him reading that stuff. Well no but All right then. I took care of it. That's why God made fathers babe. That's why God made fathers.

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Where's my Father's Day cake. I want my cake. you dirty bitch I'm going to have it. Bedelia. It's Father's Day. Where's my cake. You promised me my cake. Bedelia I'm your father. and you're supposed to be taking care of me I don't hear you I said I don't hear you. Bedelia you bitch. What do you think I've got you here for. You're just like all the others. You're nothing but a bunch of vultures. Bedelia I want my cake. Bedelia. Where's my Father's Day cake.

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Where's my Father's Day cake. I want my cake. you dirty bitch I'm going to have it. Bedelia. It's Father's Day. Where's my cake. You promised me my cake. Bedelia I'm your father. and you're supposed to be taking care of me I don't hear you I said I don't hear you. Bedelia you bitch. What do you think I've got you here for. You're just like all the others. You're nothing but a bunch of vultures. Bedelia I want my cake. Bedelia. Where's my Father's Day cake.

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Play Where's my Father's Day cake. I want my cake. you dirty bitch I'm going to have it. Bedelia. It's Father's Day. Where's my cake. You promised me my cake. Bedelia I'm your father. and you're supposed to be taking care of me I don't hear you I said I don't hear you. Bedelia you bitch. What do you think I've got you here for. You're just like all the others. You're nothing but a bunch of vultures. Bedelia I want my cake. Bedelia. Where's my Father's Day cake.

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Happy Father's Day. God I didn't know I had it in me. I'm your daughter right You bootlegger Killer murderer. Ungrateful bastard. Shouldn't have killed Peter you know. He was a man right a real man. See everything I wanted he wanted for me. You stupid bastard You screwed it all up. You screwed up my mother you screwed me up. You got me so mad drove me crazy. I want my cake Bedelia You bitch.

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Happy Father's Day. God I didn't know I had it in me. I'm your daughter right You bootlegger Killer murderer. Ungrateful bastard. Shouldn't have killed Peter you know. He was a man right a real man. See everything I wanted he wanted for me. You stupid bastard You screwed it all up. You screwed up my mother you screwed me up. You got me so mad drove me crazy. I want my cake Bedelia You bitch.

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Play Happy Father's Day. God I didn't know I had it in me. I'm your daughter right You bootlegger Killer murderer. Ungrateful bastard. Shouldn't have killed Peter you know. He was a man right a real man. See everything I wanted he wanted for me. You stupid bastard You screwed it all up. You screwed up my mother you screwed me up. You got me so mad drove me crazy. I want my cake Bedelia You bitch.

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Where's my cake Bedelia. I want my cake. It's Father's Day Bedelia. I want my cake.

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Where's my cake Bedelia. I want my cake. It's Father's Day Bedelia. I want my cake.

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Play Where's my cake Bedelia. I want my cake. It's Father's Day Bedelia. I want my cake.

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Where is he My dear I really couldn't say. No doubt he's still out at the grave hobnobbing with your Aunt Bedelia. getting her side of the story I expect Well I want him And I want my dinner I'm hungry. Well go get him then. You go Richard. He's your husband I don't even like him.

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Where is he My dear I really couldn't say. No doubt he's still out at the grave hobnobbing with your Aunt Bedelia. getting her side of the story I expect Well I want him And I want my dinner I'm hungry. Well go get him then. You go Richard. He's your husband I don't even like him.

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Play Where is he My dear I really couldn't say. No doubt he's still out at the grave hobnobbing with your Aunt Bedelia. getting her side of the story I expect Well I want him And I want my dinner I'm hungry. Well go get him then. You go Richard. He's your husband I don't even like him.

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It's Father's Day. and I got my cake Oh my God. Happy Father's Day.

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It's Father's Day. and I got my cake Oh my God. Happy Father's Day.

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Play It's Father's Day. and I got my cake Oh my God. Happy Father's Day.

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That's a meteor I'd be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor.

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That's a meteor I'd be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor.

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Play That's a meteor I'd be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor.