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Keep Carry on Cruising (1962) On Your Home Screen

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Not any more sir Not any more. They can't do this to me Changing the. barman It's like ripping out the engine

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Not any more sir Not any more. They can't do this to me Changing the. barman It's like ripping out the engine

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Play Not any more sir Not any more. They can't do this to me Changing the. barman It's like ripping out the engine

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- All right, dismissed!  - Oh, good. Except you, you and you. Now, then. l am going to be blunt  and make some very cutting remarks. On the face of it, that's a contradiction in terms.  But English is a very curious language. - lf you interrupt me once more, Mr...Mr...  - Marjoribanks, sir. Thank you. lf you interrupt me once more, mate,  you'll hear some really curious language! Now, then. l have slugged my way up  from nothing to get where l am today. But there are some copper bottomed...

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- All right, dismissed!  - Oh, good. Except you, you and you. Now, then. l am going to be blunt  and make some very cutting remarks. On the face of it, that's a contradiction in terms.  But English is a very curious language. - lf you interrupt me once more, Mr...Mr...  - Marjoribanks, sir. Thank you. lf you interrupt me once more, mate,  you'll hear some really curious language! Now, then. l have slugged my way up  from nothing to get where l am today. But there are some copper bottomed...

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Play - All right, dismissed!  - Oh, good. Except you, you and you. Now, then. l am going to be blunt  and make some very cutting remarks. On the face of it, that's a contradiction in terms.  But English is a very curious language. - lf you interrupt me once more, Mr...Mr...  - Marjoribanks, sir. Thank you. lf you interrupt me once more, mate,  you'll hear some really curious language! Now, then. l have slugged my way up  from nothing to get where l am today. But there are some copper bottomed...

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Hello, hello! Well, this ain't the kitchen, is it? - l should say not. lt's the Captain's night cabin.  - Oh! Cosy. Distinctly cosy, yes. Er... Do you know where the kitchen is? Afraid not, sir. l'm a stranger round here myself. Another new face? Poor fella.  (Chuckles) You'll cop the lot. # Tiddly pom pom Oh. Morning, sir. Don't tell me. You're my new steward? Lovell has broken his leg? You've only done three trips. All from Tower Bridge to Margate. - You're dead right, sir. How did you...

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Hello, hello! Well, this ain't the kitchen, is it? - l should say not. lt's the Captain's night cabin.  - Oh! Cosy. Distinctly cosy, yes. Er... Do you know where the kitchen is? Afraid not, sir. l'm a stranger round here myself. Another new face? Poor fella.  (Chuckles) You'll cop the lot. # Tiddly pom pom Oh. Morning, sir. Don't tell me. You're my new steward? Lovell has broken his leg? You've only done three trips. All from Tower Bridge to Margate. - You're dead right, sir. How did you...

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Play Hello, hello! Well, this ain't the kitchen, is it? - l should say not. lt's the Captain's night cabin.  - Oh! Cosy. Distinctly cosy, yes. Er... Do you know where the kitchen is? Afraid not, sir. l'm a stranger round here myself. Another new face? Poor fella.  (Chuckles) You'll cop the lot. # Tiddly pom pom Oh. Morning, sir. Don't tell me. You're my new steward? Lovell has broken his leg? You've only done three trips. All from Tower Bridge to Margate. - You're dead right, sir. How did you...

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Don't tell me. You're my new steward? Lovell has broken his leg? You've only done three trips. All from Tower Bridge to Margate. - You're dead right, sir. How did you know?  - l'm psychic. - Tom Tree, right?  - That's right, sir. Branches everywhere! (Laughs). - l twig.  - (Chuckles nervously)

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Don't tell me. You're my new steward? Lovell has broken his leg? You've only done three trips. All from Tower Bridge to Margate. - You're dead right, sir. How did you know?  - l'm psychic. - Tom Tree, right?  - That's right, sir. Branches everywhere! (Laughs). - l twig.  - (Chuckles nervously)

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Play Don't tell me. You're my new steward? Lovell has broken his leg? You've only done three trips. All from Tower Bridge to Margate. - You're dead right, sir. How did you know?  - l'm psychic. - Tom Tree, right?  - That's right, sir. Branches everywhere! (Laughs). - l twig.  - (Chuckles nervously)

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Oh. Morning, sir. Don't tell me. You're my new steward? Lovell has broken his leg? You've only done three trips. All from Tower Bridge to Margate. You're dead right, sir. How did you know? I'm psychic. - Tom Tree, right? - That's right, sir. Branches everywhere. I twig.

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Oh. Morning, sir. Don't tell me. You're my new steward? Lovell has broken his leg? You've only done three trips. All from Tower Bridge to Margate. You're dead right, sir. How did you know? I'm psychic. - Tom Tree, right? - That's right, sir. Branches everywhere. I twig.

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Play Oh. Morning, sir. Don't tell me. You're my new steward? Lovell has broken his leg? You've only done three trips. All from Tower Bridge to Margate. You're dead right, sir. How did you know? I'm psychic. - Tom Tree, right? - That's right, sir. Branches everywhere. I twig.

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We're moving. - Oh, Glad. - Oh, Flo. We're moving.

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We're moving. - Oh, Glad. - Oh, Flo. We're moving.

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Play We're moving. - Oh, Glad. - Oh, Flo. We're moving.

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- Bye. - Bye. - Who are we waving to? - I don't know. - Oh, Flo. - Oh, Glad. - Let's go up the other end. - Right. Oh. Sorry, ladies. I didn't look where you were going. Do you think he drives the boat? He looked more like the conductor.

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- Bye. - Bye. - Who are we waving to? - I don't know. - Oh, Flo. - Oh, Glad. - Let's go up the other end. - Right. Oh. Sorry, ladies. I didn't look where you were going. Do you think he drives the boat? He looked more like the conductor.

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Play - Bye. - Bye. - Who are we waving to? - I don't know. - Oh, Flo. - Oh, Glad. - Let's go up the other end. - Right. Oh. Sorry, ladies. I didn't look where you were going. Do you think he drives the boat? He looked more like the conductor.

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- Ooh. - There, ma'am. Is that better? Yes, thank you. What is it I'm standing on? A bollard. Oh. Fancy. - Hey. Are we moving? - That's right, chief. Yeah, you know I thought I felt so...

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- Ooh. - There, ma'am. Is that better? Yes, thank you. What is it I'm standing on? A bollard. Oh. Fancy. - Hey. Are we moving? - That's right, chief. Yeah, you know I thought I felt so...

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Play - Ooh. - There, ma'am. Is that better? Yes, thank you. What is it I'm standing on? A bollard. Oh. Fancy. - Hey. Are we moving? - That's right, chief. Yeah, you know I thought I felt so...

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Here, is something up, chief? Surely you're not seasick? But, chief, we've hardly left shore.

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Here, is something up, chief? Surely you're not seasick? But, chief, we've hardly left shore.

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Play Here, is something up, chief? Surely you're not seasick? But, chief, we've hardly left shore.

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- Roll up the sleeves.  - No, thanks. l can't bear to see the needle going in. Oh. Well, there's only one other place  available. (Chuckles) Drop 'em. - l'm not holding 'em, whatever they are.  - l rather fancy the Doctor means your trousers. Oh, my trousers... My what? Never! - lf you want promotion to this new liner...  - Say no more. Argh! (Cook screams) What's the matter, Steward, not feeling well?

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- Roll up the sleeves.  - No, thanks. l can't bear to see the needle going in. Oh. Well, there's only one other place  available. (Chuckles) Drop 'em. - l'm not holding 'em, whatever they are.  - l rather fancy the Doctor means your trousers. Oh, my trousers... My what? Never! - lf you want promotion to this new liner...  - Say no more. Argh! (Cook screams) What's the matter, Steward, not feeling well?

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Play - Roll up the sleeves.  - No, thanks. l can't bear to see the needle going in. Oh. Well, there's only one other place  available. (Chuckles) Drop 'em. - l'm not holding 'em, whatever they are.  - l rather fancy the Doctor means your trousers. Oh, my trousers... My what? Never! - lf you want promotion to this new liner...  - Say no more. Argh! (Cook screams) What's the matter, Steward, not feeling well?