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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)

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The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)

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The male gives the Great Warrior sheaths of thin green tree bark. hoping that the color will satisfy the Great Warrior and he will allow the male to enter The Great Warrior is pleased. He places a symbol of ink on the male's hand. proof to the world that the male is ready to mate

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The male gives the Great Warrior sheaths of thin green tree bark. hoping that the color will satisfy the Great Warrior and he will allow the male to enter The Great Warrior is pleased. He places a symbol of ink on the male's hand. proof to the world that the male is ready to mate

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Play The male gives the Great Warrior sheaths of thin green tree bark. hoping that the color will satisfy the Great Warrior and he will allow the male to enter The Great Warrior is pleased. He places a symbol of ink on the male's hand. proof to the world that the male is ready to mate

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Of all the creatures in the universe. none possess the mating ritual as complex as perverse as tragically beautiful as the Earthbound Human More passionate than the Orktamus of Centali Five. more neurotic than the Sleekanda of Sleewa it is a wonder that these furry creatures have not gone extinct millennia ago But in spite of their self inflicted paradox. their numbers grow at a rapid pace over consuming their tiny planet For it is from these creatures that we have acquired the universal...

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Of all the creatures in the universe. none possess the mating ritual as complex as perverse as tragically beautiful as the Earthbound Human More passionate than the Orktamus of Centali Five. more neurotic than the Sleekanda of Sleewa it is a wonder that these furry creatures have not gone extinct millennia ago But in spite of their self inflicted paradox. their numbers grow at a rapid pace over consuming their tiny planet For it is from these creatures that we have acquired the universal...

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Play Of all the creatures in the universe. none possess the mating ritual as complex as perverse as tragically beautiful as the Earthbound Human More passionate than the Orktamus of Centali Five. more neurotic than the Sleekanda of Sleewa it is a wonder that these furry creatures have not gone extinct millennia ago But in spite of their self inflicted paradox. their numbers grow at a rapid pace over consuming their tiny planet For it is from these creatures that we have acquired the universal...

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To prepare for mating she sways her hips. and flings her behind in an attempt to dislodge her egg from her uterus

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To prepare for mating she sways her hips. and flings her behind in an attempt to dislodge her egg from her uterus

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Play To prepare for mating she sways her hips. and flings her behind in an attempt to dislodge her egg from her uterus

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He makes his way to the long elevated surface. where he will consume small amounts of fermented grain in the hopes that it will make him more appealing to a potential mate In fact it has the opposite effect. The fermented grain makes all females more appealing to him.

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He makes his way to the long elevated surface. where he will consume small amounts of fermented grain in the hopes that it will make him more appealing to a potential mate In fact it has the opposite effect. The fermented grain makes all females more appealing to him.

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Play He makes his way to the long elevated surface. where he will consume small amounts of fermented grain in the hopes that it will make him more appealing to a potential mate In fact it has the opposite effect. The fermented grain makes all females more appealing to him.

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NARRATOR The female exhales rapidly to show that her lungs are strong. and that she can bear many children The male exhales rapidly as well. to show that he has endurance and can impregnate her many times over

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NARRATOR The female exhales rapidly to show that her lungs are strong. and that she can bear many children The male exhales rapidly as well. to show that he has endurance and can impregnate her many times over

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Play NARRATOR The female exhales rapidly to show that her lungs are strong. and that she can bear many children The male exhales rapidly as well. to show that he has endurance and can impregnate her many times over

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Can I get your number. I was wondering when you were going to ask. He's cute Yeah he is cute. Shut up Turn around Oh. NARRATOR The female scratches numerical symbols onto a thin white sheath of tree bark. hoping the design will please the male Here Great. NARRATOR The male is pleased by the design. To him it is the prettiest of all pictures.

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Can I get your number. I was wondering when you were going to ask. He's cute Yeah he is cute. Shut up Turn around Oh. NARRATOR The female scratches numerical symbols onto a thin white sheath of tree bark. hoping the design will please the male Here Great. NARRATOR The male is pleased by the design. To him it is the prettiest of all pictures.

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Play Can I get your number. I was wondering when you were going to ask. He's cute Yeah he is cute. Shut up Turn around Oh. NARRATOR The female scratches numerical symbols onto a thin white sheath of tree bark. hoping the design will please the male Here Great. NARRATOR The male is pleased by the design. To him it is the prettiest of all pictures.

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You were going to call her weren't you No. Tell the truth Okay. You're developing a serious body odor problem but I don't think that's relevant.

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You were going to call her weren't you No. Tell the truth Okay. You're developing a serious body odor problem but I don't think that's relevant.

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Play You were going to call her weren't you No. Tell the truth Okay. You're developing a serious body odor problem but I don't think that's relevant.

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He plays with a toy named after one of the small rodents of his planet. He presses his fingers against the rodent's buttocks. and gently taps upon its cheeks Still he prefers the female of his own species.

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He plays with a toy named after one of the small rodents of his planet. He presses his fingers against the rodent's buttocks. and gently taps upon its cheeks Still he prefers the female of his own species.

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Play He plays with a toy named after one of the small rodents of his planet. He presses his fingers against the rodent's buttocks. and gently taps upon its cheeks Still he prefers the female of his own species.

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You just met her last night. If you call her now you'll scare her off. Come on man I don't play those games. Don't do it man She'll think you want her. I do want her I know. But if she thinks that she'll find somebody else. Someone who doesn't want her. Someone cool. But I'm not cool Exactly. That's why you got to wait a few days before you call her. And when you do ask her out act like you're doing her a favor you know. Like you don't give a damn if she says yes or no. because you got all...

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You just met her last night. If you call her now you'll scare her off. Come on man I don't play those games. Don't do it man She'll think you want her. I do want her I know. But if she thinks that she'll find somebody else. Someone who doesn't want her. Someone cool. But I'm not cool Exactly. That's why you got to wait a few days before you call her. And when you do ask her out act like you're doing her a favor you know. Like you don't give a damn if she says yes or no. because you got all...

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Play You just met her last night. If you call her now you'll scare her off. Come on man I don't play those games. Don't do it man She'll think you want her. I do want her I know. But if she thinks that she'll find somebody else. Someone who doesn't want her. Someone cool. But I'm not cool Exactly. That's why you got to wait a few days before you call her. And when you do ask her out act like you're doing her a favor you know. Like you don't give a damn if she says yes or no. because you got all...

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NARRATOR The male searches through his animal skins. Perhaps the female is inside. Blinded by his need to procreate. the male shows some lint to the other member of the pack Is this the female I seek he asks. Yup you're an asshole. NARRATOR No it is not responds the other.

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NARRATOR The male searches through his animal skins. Perhaps the female is inside. Blinded by his need to procreate. the male shows some lint to the other member of the pack Is this the female I seek he asks. Yup you're an asshole. NARRATOR No it is not responds the other.

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Play NARRATOR The male searches through his animal skins. Perhaps the female is inside. Blinded by his need to procreate. the male shows some lint to the other member of the pack Is this the female I seek he asks. Yup you're an asshole. NARRATOR No it is not responds the other.