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Keep I Hate You (2022) On Your Home Screen

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{\an2}It was crazy, I was just standing there, {\an2}and then this car out of nowhere just comes straight towards me. {\an2}Right, and this was when you were at Uni, was it? Yeah, at Uni. {\an2}It was definitely a car you saw? Yes. {\an2}A ghost car? Yes, a ghost car. {\an2}Like, all see through. {\an2}Rebecca, of course it was see through - it was a ghost car. Right. {\an2}And then it just drove straight through me. {\an2}Because it was a ghost car. {\an2}Mate, I could taste the ghost...

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{\an2}It was crazy, I was just standing there, {\an2}and then this car out of nowhere just comes straight towards me. {\an2}Right, and this was when you were at Uni, was it? Yeah, at Uni. {\an2}It was definitely a car you saw? Yes. {\an2}A ghost car? Yes, a ghost car. {\an2}Like, all see through. {\an2}Rebecca, of course it was see through - it was a ghost car. Right. {\an2}And then it just drove straight through me. {\an2}Because it was a ghost car. {\an2}Mate, I could taste the ghost...

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Play {\an2}It was crazy, I was just standing there, {\an2}and then this car out of nowhere just comes straight towards me. {\an2}Right, and this was when you were at Uni, was it? Yeah, at Uni. {\an2}It was definitely a car you saw? Yes. {\an2}A ghost car? Yes, a ghost car. {\an2}Like, all see through. {\an2}Rebecca, of course it was see through - it was a ghost car. Right. {\an2}And then it just drove straight through me. {\an2}Because it was a ghost car. {\an2}Mate, I could taste the ghost...

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{\an1}ALARM WAILS {\an2}Uh? The building's burning. {\an2}The building's burning! {\an2}Err. {\an2}Shit.

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{\an1}ALARM WAILS {\an2}Uh? The building's burning. {\an2}The building's burning! {\an2}Err. {\an2}Shit.

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Play {\an1}ALARM WAILS {\an2}Uh? The building's burning. {\an2}The building's burning! {\an2}Err. {\an2}Shit.

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{\an2}Mmm. {\an1}FOOTSTEPS APPROACH {\an2}Aah! Argh. {\an2}Mate, I swear this apple tastes of carrot. {\an2}Aah...aah! {\an2}Shit, what happened? A car just sort of hit me. {\an2}A car?! Oh, my God! No, it's OK, {\an2}it just sort of grazed me a little, and I fell over. {\an2}Charlie, how did a car...? {\an2}Right. {\an2}JAZZ PLAYS Jazz? {\an2}Yeah. And what have I told you about jogging to jazz? {\an2}I can't jog to jazz. {\an2}You can't jog to jazz. {\an2}And why can't you jog to jazz?...

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{\an2}Mmm. {\an1}FOOTSTEPS APPROACH {\an2}Aah! Argh. {\an2}Mate, I swear this apple tastes of carrot. {\an2}Aah...aah! {\an2}Shit, what happened? A car just sort of hit me. {\an2}A car?! Oh, my God! No, it's OK, {\an2}it just sort of grazed me a little, and I fell over. {\an2}Charlie, how did a car...? {\an2}Right. {\an2}JAZZ PLAYS Jazz? {\an2}Yeah. And what have I told you about jogging to jazz? {\an2}I can't jog to jazz. {\an2}You can't jog to jazz. {\an2}And why can't you jog to jazz?...

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Play {\an2}Mmm. {\an1}FOOTSTEPS APPROACH {\an2}Aah! Argh. {\an2}Mate, I swear this apple tastes of carrot. {\an2}Aah...aah! {\an2}Shit, what happened? A car just sort of hit me. {\an2}A car?! Oh, my God! No, it's OK, {\an2}it just sort of grazed me a little, and I fell over. {\an2}Charlie, how did a car...? {\an2}Right. {\an2}JAZZ PLAYS Jazz? {\an2}Yeah. And what have I told you about jogging to jazz? {\an2}I can't jog to jazz. {\an2}You can't jog to jazz. {\an2}And why can't you jog to jazz?...

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{\an2}Um, what are you doing? {\an2}Mm? {\an2}Why are you drawing on the food? {\an2}Mm, not drawing, crossing out. {\an2}You're crossing out the food? {\an2}No, the labels, the "use by" bit. Because? {\an2}Oh, some of them have got my birthday printed on them, {\an2}you know, use by 3rd of November, so... {\an2}So you don't like it when food labels have your birthday on them? {\an2}No, no one does. I literally don't care. {\an2}Really? {\an2}Cos if I want some milk, and it's got my...

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{\an2}Um, what are you doing? {\an2}Mm? {\an2}Why are you drawing on the food? {\an2}Mm, not drawing, crossing out. {\an2}You're crossing out the food? {\an2}No, the labels, the "use by" bit. Because? {\an2}Oh, some of them have got my birthday printed on them, {\an2}you know, use by 3rd of November, so... {\an2}So you don't like it when food labels have your birthday on them? {\an2}No, no one does. I literally don't care. {\an2}Really? {\an2}Cos if I want some milk, and it's got my...

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Play {\an2}Um, what are you doing? {\an2}Mm? {\an2}Why are you drawing on the food? {\an2}Mm, not drawing, crossing out. {\an2}You're crossing out the food? {\an2}No, the labels, the "use by" bit. Because? {\an2}Oh, some of them have got my birthday printed on them, {\an2}you know, use by 3rd of November, so... {\an2}So you don't like it when food labels have your birthday on them? {\an2}No, no one does. I literally don't care. {\an2}Really? {\an2}Cos if I want some milk, and it's got my...

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{\an2}Mum? {\an2}What? {\an2}He died? {\an2}He's dead? Dad's dead? {\an2}Oh, no sorry, wrong mum. {\an2}It's Charlie here. {\an2}It's just I've got the same phone {\an2}and ringtone as Becca so... {\an2}But, God, he died. {\an2}Shit. Oh, bad one. {\an2}I mean, really bad one, obviously. {\an2}Do you want me to maybe get Becca for you? {\an2}Of course I want you to get bloody Becca! {\an2}Erm, yeah, righty ho. {\an2}Becca? Mm? {\an2}Yeah, sorry, mate, your mum's kind of on the phone......

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{\an2}Mum? {\an2}What? {\an2}He died? {\an2}He's dead? Dad's dead? {\an2}Oh, no sorry, wrong mum. {\an2}It's Charlie here. {\an2}It's just I've got the same phone {\an2}and ringtone as Becca so... {\an2}But, God, he died. {\an2}Shit. Oh, bad one. {\an2}I mean, really bad one, obviously. {\an2}Do you want me to maybe get Becca for you? {\an2}Of course I want you to get bloody Becca! {\an2}Erm, yeah, righty ho. {\an2}Becca? Mm? {\an2}Yeah, sorry, mate, your mum's kind of on the phone......

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Play {\an2}Mum? {\an2}What? {\an2}He died? {\an2}He's dead? Dad's dead? {\an2}Oh, no sorry, wrong mum. {\an2}It's Charlie here. {\an2}It's just I've got the same phone {\an2}and ringtone as Becca so... {\an2}But, God, he died. {\an2}Shit. Oh, bad one. {\an2}I mean, really bad one, obviously. {\an2}Do you want me to maybe get Becca for you? {\an2}Of course I want you to get bloody Becca! {\an2}Erm, yeah, righty ho. {\an2}Becca? Mm? {\an2}Yeah, sorry, mate, your mum's kind of on the phone......

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{\an2}And that is bad. Really bad. {\an2}Told you. {\an2}Does the drummer always wear a blindfold? Yeah. {\an2}And does Ryan's guitar always have no strings? Yeah. {\an2}OK. We need to drink at least four drinks right now. {\an2}Yup. {\an2}Oh, my God. Becca, your boss. {\an2}Oh, why did Ryan invite HER? {\an2}Hi, Becca. Hi, Mrs Plant. You all right? {\an2}What? Yeah.

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{\an2}And that is bad. Really bad. {\an2}Told you. {\an2}Does the drummer always wear a blindfold? Yeah. {\an2}And does Ryan's guitar always have no strings? Yeah. {\an2}OK. We need to drink at least four drinks right now. {\an2}Yup. {\an2}Oh, my God. Becca, your boss. {\an2}Oh, why did Ryan invite HER? {\an2}Hi, Becca. Hi, Mrs Plant. You all right? {\an2}What? Yeah.

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Play {\an2}And that is bad. Really bad. {\an2}Told you. {\an2}Does the drummer always wear a blindfold? Yeah. {\an2}And does Ryan's guitar always have no strings? Yeah. {\an2}OK. We need to drink at least four drinks right now. {\an2}Yup. {\an2}Oh, my God. Becca, your boss. {\an2}Oh, why did Ryan invite HER? {\an2}Hi, Becca. Hi, Mrs Plant. You all right? {\an2}What? Yeah.

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{\an2}# Dirty house, dirty house Come and clean this dirty house... # {\an2}Can you make it stop? {\an2}Jeez, she is hammered. {\an2}Careful in those bogs. {\an2}There's a massive daddy long legs in there that keeps dive bombing {\an2}your face. Huh. {\an2}Little bit of tampon, yeah? {\an2}What? {\an2}Ears. {\an2}Immediately, please. {\an2}I normally put them in when my husband starts talking to me! {\an2}The lump of shit. {\an2}Dirty house! {\an2}Mmm! I'm having some of that!

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{\an2}# Dirty house, dirty house Come and clean this dirty house... # {\an2}Can you make it stop? {\an2}Jeez, she is hammered. {\an2}Careful in those bogs. {\an2}There's a massive daddy long legs in there that keeps dive bombing {\an2}your face. Huh. {\an2}Little bit of tampon, yeah? {\an2}What? {\an2}Ears. {\an2}Immediately, please. {\an2}I normally put them in when my husband starts talking to me! {\an2}The lump of shit. {\an2}Dirty house! {\an2}Mmm! I'm having some of that!

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Play {\an2}# Dirty house, dirty house Come and clean this dirty house... # {\an2}Can you make it stop? {\an2}Jeez, she is hammered. {\an2}Careful in those bogs. {\an2}There's a massive daddy long legs in there that keeps dive bombing {\an2}your face. Huh. {\an2}Little bit of tampon, yeah? {\an2}What? {\an2}Ears. {\an2}Immediately, please. {\an2}I normally put them in when my husband starts talking to me! {\an2}The lump of shit. {\an2}Dirty house! {\an2}Mmm! I'm having some of that!

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{\an2}She's got magnificent taste. {\an2}No, you were really good, Ryan, really good. {\an2}You reck? Weren't they? {\an2}Yeah. What's that in your ears? {\an2}Huh? {\an2}So, you're punk, then, yeah? {\an2}Yeah. I mean post punk, but then also kinda retro. {\an2}So punk, then. {\an2}Yeah. {\an2}THUD Aargh! {\an2}Love it when he does that. You all right, Graham? Oh. {\an2}Yeah, he's good. {\an2}PHONE VIBRATES Oh, shit.What? {\an2}Gotta go. Knobhead. {\an2}Sorry. {\an2}Ah! Ugh... Ah. Oh, my...

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{\an2}She's got magnificent taste. {\an2}No, you were really good, Ryan, really good. {\an2}You reck? Weren't they? {\an2}Yeah. What's that in your ears? {\an2}Huh? {\an2}So, you're punk, then, yeah? {\an2}Yeah. I mean post punk, but then also kinda retro. {\an2}So punk, then. {\an2}Yeah. {\an2}THUD Aargh! {\an2}Love it when he does that. You all right, Graham? Oh. {\an2}Yeah, he's good. {\an2}PHONE VIBRATES Oh, shit.What? {\an2}Gotta go. Knobhead. {\an2}Sorry. {\an2}Ah! Ugh... Ah. Oh, my...

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Play {\an2}She's got magnificent taste. {\an2}No, you were really good, Ryan, really good. {\an2}You reck? Weren't they? {\an2}Yeah. What's that in your ears? {\an2}Huh? {\an2}So, you're punk, then, yeah? {\an2}Yeah. I mean post punk, but then also kinda retro. {\an2}So punk, then. {\an2}Yeah. {\an2}THUD Aargh! {\an2}Love it when he does that. You all right, Graham? Oh. {\an2}Yeah, he's good. {\an2}PHONE VIBRATES Oh, shit.What? {\an2}Gotta go. Knobhead. {\an2}Sorry. {\an2}Ah! Ugh... Ah. Oh, my...

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{\an2}Yeah, I can't really talk right now I'm sort of busy at work. {\an2}But like how unfair is that? Why does she have to send me? {\an2}Becca, I can't talk right now, OK? {\an2}OK, so he's sitting right opposite you, yeah? Yes. {\an2}And he's fallen asleep again? Mm hm. {\an2}Right, come on, then. {\an2}Ready? {\an2}SHOUTS: Wake up, Mr Oxygen! {\an2}Oh! What was that, where, am I? {\an2}You all right, Mr Oxygen? Did I drop off or something? {\an2}I don't know, did you? Well, get on with...

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{\an2}Yeah, I can't really talk right now I'm sort of busy at work. {\an2}But like how unfair is that? Why does she have to send me? {\an2}Becca, I can't talk right now, OK? {\an2}OK, so he's sitting right opposite you, yeah? Yes. {\an2}And he's fallen asleep again? Mm hm. {\an2}Right, come on, then. {\an2}Ready? {\an2}SHOUTS: Wake up, Mr Oxygen! {\an2}Oh! What was that, where, am I? {\an2}You all right, Mr Oxygen? Did I drop off or something? {\an2}I don't know, did you? Well, get on with...

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Play {\an2}Yeah, I can't really talk right now I'm sort of busy at work. {\an2}But like how unfair is that? Why does she have to send me? {\an2}Becca, I can't talk right now, OK? {\an2}OK, so he's sitting right opposite you, yeah? Yes. {\an2}And he's fallen asleep again? Mm hm. {\an2}Right, come on, then. {\an2}Ready? {\an2}SHOUTS: Wake up, Mr Oxygen! {\an2}Oh! What was that, where, am I? {\an2}You all right, Mr Oxygen? Did I drop off or something? {\an2}I don't know, did you? Well, get on with...

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{\an2}He doesn't say much, does he? {\an2}That's because he's a monster. {\an2}Total monster. Look at him, he's just all meat. {\an2}Look at that neck. {\an2}That is one meaty neck. {\an2}Just imagine sinking your teeth into that {\an2}and just tearing chunks out of it. {\an2}Ah, like a crazed bat. {\an2}PHONE RINGS I'm listening. Oh, yeah. {\an2}What? {\an2}Scary dare. {\an2}Charlie? Charlie, stop it. {\an2}Oh, yeah! {\an2}Have you seen what sulphuric acid does to a human head? {\an2}Have...

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{\an2}He doesn't say much, does he? {\an2}That's because he's a monster. {\an2}Total monster. Look at him, he's just all meat. {\an2}Look at that neck. {\an2}That is one meaty neck. {\an2}Just imagine sinking your teeth into that {\an2}and just tearing chunks out of it. {\an2}Ah, like a crazed bat. {\an2}PHONE RINGS I'm listening. Oh, yeah. {\an2}What? {\an2}Scary dare. {\an2}Charlie? Charlie, stop it. {\an2}Oh, yeah! {\an2}Have you seen what sulphuric acid does to a human head? {\an2}Have...

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Play {\an2}He doesn't say much, does he? {\an2}That's because he's a monster. {\an2}Total monster. Look at him, he's just all meat. {\an2}Look at that neck. {\an2}That is one meaty neck. {\an2}Just imagine sinking your teeth into that {\an2}and just tearing chunks out of it. {\an2}Ah, like a crazed bat. {\an2}PHONE RINGS I'm listening. Oh, yeah. {\an2}What? {\an2}Scary dare. {\an2}Charlie? Charlie, stop it. {\an2}Oh, yeah! {\an2}Have you seen what sulphuric acid does to a human head? {\an2}Have...