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EARLY'S TENURE AS CEO. OF DAN HALEN SHEETROCK INTERNATIONAL. HAD NOT BEEN LONG. BUT IT HAD BEEN DISTINGUISHED. BY DRUNKENNESS HAIR TRIGGER VIOLENCE. AND A TOTAL LACK OF PERFORMANCE. I WOULD CALL IT A STEADY DECLINE IN PERFORMANCE. BUT THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT HE PERFORMED AT ONE POINT IN TIME. IN FACT HE HAD NOT. HE WAS DRUNK.

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EARLY'S TENURE AS CEO. OF DAN HALEN SHEETROCK INTERNATIONAL. HAD NOT BEEN LONG. BUT IT HAD BEEN DISTINGUISHED. BY DRUNKENNESS HAIR TRIGGER VIOLENCE. AND A TOTAL LACK OF PERFORMANCE. I WOULD CALL IT A STEADY DECLINE IN PERFORMANCE. BUT THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT HE PERFORMED AT ONE POINT IN TIME. IN FACT HE HAD NOT. HE WAS DRUNK.

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Play EARLY'S TENURE AS CEO. OF DAN HALEN SHEETROCK INTERNATIONAL. HAD NOT BEEN LONG. BUT IT HAD BEEN DISTINGUISHED. BY DRUNKENNESS HAIR TRIGGER VIOLENCE. AND A TOTAL LACK OF PERFORMANCE. I WOULD CALL IT A STEADY DECLINE IN PERFORMANCE. BUT THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT HE PERFORMED AT ONE POINT IN TIME. IN FACT HE HAD NOT. HE WAS DRUNK.

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GOD ALMIGHTY WE ASK YOU TO BLESS THIS. DANCE MUSIC PLAYING. RUSSELL KINDLY TURN DOWN THE ELECTRONICA. CLICK. GOD ALMIGHTY. WE ASK YOU TO BLESS THIS FEAST THAT LIE BEFORE US. AND PLEASE ALLOW THESE SPENT LOTTERY TICKETS WITH THEIR. SILVER SCRATCHERY SEASONINGS TO NOURISH OUR BODIES. AS THEY WERE UNABLE TO DO THE SAME TO OUR WALLETS. LORD THANK YOU FOR THE UNTIMELY FROST YOU SENT. WHAT CLAIMED OUR POINTLESS BANANA ORCHARDS. OH I WAS A FOOL TO PLANT BANANERS ON A MOUNTAIN. YOU MADE SURE OF THAT....

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GOD ALMIGHTY WE ASK YOU TO BLESS THIS. DANCE MUSIC PLAYING. RUSSELL KINDLY TURN DOWN THE ELECTRONICA. CLICK. GOD ALMIGHTY. WE ASK YOU TO BLESS THIS FEAST THAT LIE BEFORE US. AND PLEASE ALLOW THESE SPENT LOTTERY TICKETS WITH THEIR. SILVER SCRATCHERY SEASONINGS TO NOURISH OUR BODIES. AS THEY WERE UNABLE TO DO THE SAME TO OUR WALLETS. LORD THANK YOU FOR THE UNTIMELY FROST YOU SENT. WHAT CLAIMED OUR POINTLESS BANANA ORCHARDS. OH I WAS A FOOL TO PLANT BANANERS ON A MOUNTAIN. YOU MADE SURE OF THAT....

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Play GOD ALMIGHTY WE ASK YOU TO BLESS THIS. DANCE MUSIC PLAYING. RUSSELL KINDLY TURN DOWN THE ELECTRONICA. CLICK. GOD ALMIGHTY. WE ASK YOU TO BLESS THIS FEAST THAT LIE BEFORE US. AND PLEASE ALLOW THESE SPENT LOTTERY TICKETS WITH THEIR. SILVER SCRATCHERY SEASONINGS TO NOURISH OUR BODIES. AS THEY WERE UNABLE TO DO THE SAME TO OUR WALLETS. LORD THANK YOU FOR THE UNTIMELY FROST YOU SENT. WHAT CLAIMED OUR POINTLESS BANANA ORCHARDS. OH I WAS A FOOL TO PLANT BANANERS ON A MOUNTAIN. YOU MADE SURE OF THAT....

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DAN HALEN ANOTHER DEAD BABY. SUE THE PARENTS.

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DAN HALEN ANOTHER DEAD BABY. SUE THE PARENTS.

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Play DAN HALEN ANOTHER DEAD BABY. SUE THE PARENTS.

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Early RUSTY YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE BEAT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PERSEVERANCE YOUNG MAN. Rusty THAT IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED IT WASN'T MEANT. TO BE AND IT'S A WASTE OF TIME BECAUSE THE UNION'S JUST GONNA. TAKE YOUR MONEY ANYWAY 'CAUSE THEY JEALOUS WE GOT AN EXTRA. BONE IN OUR BODY THAT MAKES US SMARTER BUT DON'T NOBODY IN. SCIENCE CARE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT AND YOU WERE AN UNWANTED. PREGNANCY AND YOU RUINED MY DIRT BIKING CAREER AND GET OUT. OF MY SIGHT YOU DISGUST ME. YOU TALKING...

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Early RUSTY YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE BEAT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PERSEVERANCE YOUNG MAN. Rusty THAT IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED IT WASN'T MEANT. TO BE AND IT'S A WASTE OF TIME BECAUSE THE UNION'S JUST GONNA. TAKE YOUR MONEY ANYWAY 'CAUSE THEY JEALOUS WE GOT AN EXTRA. BONE IN OUR BODY THAT MAKES US SMARTER BUT DON'T NOBODY IN. SCIENCE CARE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT AND YOU WERE AN UNWANTED. PREGNANCY AND YOU RUINED MY DIRT BIKING CAREER AND GET OUT. OF MY SIGHT YOU DISGUST ME. YOU TALKING...

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Play Early RUSTY YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE BEAT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PERSEVERANCE YOUNG MAN. Rusty THAT IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED IT WASN'T MEANT. TO BE AND IT'S A WASTE OF TIME BECAUSE THE UNION'S JUST GONNA. TAKE YOUR MONEY ANYWAY 'CAUSE THEY JEALOUS WE GOT AN EXTRA. BONE IN OUR BODY THAT MAKES US SMARTER BUT DON'T NOBODY IN. SCIENCE CARE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT AND YOU WERE AN UNWANTED. PREGNANCY AND YOU RUINED MY DIRT BIKING CAREER AND GET OUT. OF MY SIGHT YOU DISGUST ME. YOU TALKING...

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DON'T YOU DARE HURT HIM. OH AND WHAT'S YOUR SAGGY MOUTH GONNA SAY ABOUT IT. OFBLOWMAN TELEFAGUS PENTACULUS BENTERPINIZE. FARNTORMIAN CRISCODOPHIN NECTOGLABBIT FRONTONIAN. SMECTARUFUS FONINAX TRICKENDANCE TRINNOCTOR. PONTALIFAMARIAN TRUDINOX NOLICANISIS. THUNDER WOW. YOU LUCKY BITCH. THAT IS THE ONE THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID.

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DON'T YOU DARE HURT HIM. OH AND WHAT'S YOUR SAGGY MOUTH GONNA SAY ABOUT IT. OFBLOWMAN TELEFAGUS PENTACULUS BENTERPINIZE. FARNTORMIAN CRISCODOPHIN NECTOGLABBIT FRONTONIAN. SMECTARUFUS FONINAX TRICKENDANCE TRINNOCTOR. PONTALIFAMARIAN TRUDINOX NOLICANISIS. THUNDER WOW. YOU LUCKY BITCH. THAT IS THE ONE THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID.

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Play DON'T YOU DARE HURT HIM. OH AND WHAT'S YOUR SAGGY MOUTH GONNA SAY ABOUT IT. OFBLOWMAN TELEFAGUS PENTACULUS BENTERPINIZE. FARNTORMIAN CRISCODOPHIN NECTOGLABBIT FRONTONIAN. SMECTARUFUS FONINAX TRICKENDANCE TRINNOCTOR. PONTALIFAMARIAN TRUDINOX NOLICANISIS. THUNDER WOW. YOU LUCKY BITCH. THAT IS THE ONE THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID.

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TOODLY DO. THEM HIPPIES SHOW UP. THEY'RE OUT BACK. DADDY WHY DO THEY COME UP HERE EVERY WEEK. HERE YOU GO BOY I BOUGHT YOU A VEGGIE GAME. YOU DID HELL NO. WASH THEM TRUCKS. BUT YOU LEAVE THE BOAT TO ME. DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT SUMBITCHIN' BOAT. A BOAT IS NOT A TOY THANK YOU. THE BOAT IS MINE. THE BOAT IS MINE. DUDE I'M SCARED. I THINK THAT THING MOVED.

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TOODLY DO. THEM HIPPIES SHOW UP. THEY'RE OUT BACK. DADDY WHY DO THEY COME UP HERE EVERY WEEK. HERE YOU GO BOY I BOUGHT YOU A VEGGIE GAME. YOU DID HELL NO. WASH THEM TRUCKS. BUT YOU LEAVE THE BOAT TO ME. DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT SUMBITCHIN' BOAT. A BOAT IS NOT A TOY THANK YOU. THE BOAT IS MINE. THE BOAT IS MINE. DUDE I'M SCARED. I THINK THAT THING MOVED.

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Play TOODLY DO. THEM HIPPIES SHOW UP. THEY'RE OUT BACK. DADDY WHY DO THEY COME UP HERE EVERY WEEK. HERE YOU GO BOY I BOUGHT YOU A VEGGIE GAME. YOU DID HELL NO. WASH THEM TRUCKS. BUT YOU LEAVE THE BOAT TO ME. DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT SUMBITCHIN' BOAT. A BOAT IS NOT A TOY THANK YOU. THE BOAT IS MINE. THE BOAT IS MINE. DUDE I'M SCARED. I THINK THAT THING MOVED.

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WELL Y'ALL NEED ME. I'LL BE PUTTING PICTURES OF MY ASS ON THE INTERNET.

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WELL Y'ALL NEED ME. I'LL BE PUTTING PICTURES OF MY ASS ON THE INTERNET.

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Play WELL Y'ALL NEED ME. I'LL BE PUTTING PICTURES OF MY ASS ON THE INTERNET.

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HOWDY Y'ALL. GUESS WHO I JUST APPREHENDED IN TOWN. A DOZEN OF MY MAMA'S GINGERBREAD MEN. SHAPED JUST LIKE YOURS TRULY. MM MMM THEY'RE GOOD. WHOOP HIS ASS. UH UH. LOOK AT THAT BOY. UH. LOOK AT WHAT. HUH. I DON'T KNOW. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. DAMN THEY WOULD HAVE TO FALL FROSTING DOWN. OH LORD I'M SORRY SHERIFF. THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. ACCIDENT BOY. WHISPERING. I MEAN ACCIDENT TIME ON YOU. YOU FALL ON MY FIST. TO FACE HURT. ACCIDENT TO YOU BOY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. HELL YEAH COME ON...

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HOWDY Y'ALL. GUESS WHO I JUST APPREHENDED IN TOWN. A DOZEN OF MY MAMA'S GINGERBREAD MEN. SHAPED JUST LIKE YOURS TRULY. MM MMM THEY'RE GOOD. WHOOP HIS ASS. UH UH. LOOK AT THAT BOY. UH. LOOK AT WHAT. HUH. I DON'T KNOW. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. DAMN THEY WOULD HAVE TO FALL FROSTING DOWN. OH LORD I'M SORRY SHERIFF. THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. ACCIDENT BOY. WHISPERING. I MEAN ACCIDENT TIME ON YOU. YOU FALL ON MY FIST. TO FACE HURT. ACCIDENT TO YOU BOY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. HELL YEAH COME ON...

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Play HOWDY Y'ALL. GUESS WHO I JUST APPREHENDED IN TOWN. A DOZEN OF MY MAMA'S GINGERBREAD MEN. SHAPED JUST LIKE YOURS TRULY. MM MMM THEY'RE GOOD. WHOOP HIS ASS. UH UH. LOOK AT THAT BOY. UH. LOOK AT WHAT. HUH. I DON'T KNOW. LOOK AT THIS RIGHT HERE. DAMN THEY WOULD HAVE TO FALL FROSTING DOWN. OH LORD I'M SORRY SHERIFF. THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT. ACCIDENT BOY. WHISPERING. I MEAN ACCIDENT TIME ON YOU. YOU FALL ON MY FIST. TO FACE HURT. ACCIDENT TO YOU BOY. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. HELL YEAH COME ON...

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WELL THEN THERE'S ONE OF ME. HERE'S ONE OF THEM WHAT YOU CALL THEM GLAMOUR SHOT. AND WHAT HAVE YOU. WHAT DO YOU KNOW THERE'S ME. NOPE THAT'S A BUS.

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WELL THEN THERE'S ONE OF ME. HERE'S ONE OF THEM WHAT YOU CALL THEM GLAMOUR SHOT. AND WHAT HAVE YOU. WHAT DO YOU KNOW THERE'S ME. NOPE THAT'S A BUS.

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Play WELL THEN THERE'S ONE OF ME. HERE'S ONE OF THEM WHAT YOU CALL THEM GLAMOUR SHOT. AND WHAT HAVE YOU. WHAT DO YOU KNOW THERE'S ME. NOPE THAT'S A BUS.

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NOW ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THE CONTAMINATION PROCESS. PINE CONES GO IN HERE. PARTY LIQUORS COME OUT HERE. AND PROCEED TO HERE. FIGHTS BEGIN FINGERPRINTS IS TOOK DAYS IS LOST. BAIL IS MADE COURT DATES ARE IGNORED CYCLE IS REPEATED.

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NOW ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THE CONTAMINATION PROCESS. PINE CONES GO IN HERE. PARTY LIQUORS COME OUT HERE. AND PROCEED TO HERE. FIGHTS BEGIN FINGERPRINTS IS TOOK DAYS IS LOST. BAIL IS MADE COURT DATES ARE IGNORED CYCLE IS REPEATED.

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Play NOW ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THE CONTAMINATION PROCESS. PINE CONES GO IN HERE. PARTY LIQUORS COME OUT HERE. AND PROCEED TO HERE. FIGHTS BEGIN FINGERPRINTS IS TOOK DAYS IS LOST. BAIL IS MADE COURT DATES ARE IGNORED CYCLE IS REPEATED.