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Boris Yellnikoff: People are stupid, selfish, greedy, cowardly, short sighted worms.

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Boris Yellnikoff: People are stupid, selfish, greedy, cowardly, short sighted worms.

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[first lines] Boris Yellnikoff: That's not what I'm saying, imbecile. You guys completely misrepresent my ideas, why would I even want to talk with those idiots. Boris' Friend: Just calm down. Boris' Friend: That's not true, Boris. Boris Yellnikoff: No, don't tell me to calm down, I am calm. Just stop. Boris' Friend: Don't jump on us just because we don't understand what you're saying. Boris Yellnikoff: I didn't jump on you. It's not the idea behind Christianity I'm faulting, or Judaism, or...

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[first lines] Boris Yellnikoff: That's not what I'm saying, imbecile. You guys completely misrepresent my ideas, why would I even want to talk with those idiots. Boris' Friend: Just calm down. Boris' Friend: That's not true, Boris. Boris Yellnikoff: No, don't tell me to calm down, I am calm. Just stop. Boris' Friend: Don't jump on us just because we don't understand what you're saying. Boris Yellnikoff: I didn't jump on you. It's not the idea behind Christianity I'm faulting, or Judaism, or...

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Play [first lines] Boris Yellnikoff: That's not what I'm saying, imbecile. You guys completely misrepresent my ideas, why would I even want to talk with those idiots. Boris' Friend: Just calm down. Boris' Friend: That's not true, Boris. Boris Yellnikoff: No, don't tell me to calm down, I am calm. Just stop. Boris' Friend: Don't jump on us just because we don't understand what you're saying. Boris Yellnikoff: I didn't jump on you. It's not the idea behind Christianity I'm faulting, or Judaism, or...

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John: I can't believe what I'm seein'. I mean, your clothes are different, your speech is a little more affected; but, deep down I know you're the same pretty, small town, God fearin', church goin', pie bakin'... Marietta: I'm livin' with two guys. John: - girl scout Mom. Your your what? Marietta: I'm an artist. I I I don't bake pies. I don't go to church. I I I do collages, sculptures, photography. I live in Manhattan with two men who I Love - in a very happy mÃ©nage Ã  trois. John: A...

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John: I can't believe what I'm seein'. I mean, your clothes are different, your speech is a little more affected; but, deep down I know you're the same pretty, small town, God fearin', church goin', pie bakin'... Marietta: I'm livin' with two guys. John: - girl scout Mom. Your your what? Marietta: I'm an artist. I I I don't bake pies. I don't go to church. I I I do collages, sculptures, photography. I live in Manhattan with two men who I Love - in a very happy mÃ©nage Ã  trois. John: A...

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Play John: I can't believe what I'm seein'. I mean, your clothes are different, your speech is a little more affected; but, deep down I know you're the same pretty, small town, God fearin', church goin', pie bakin'... Marietta: I'm livin' with two guys. John: - girl scout Mom. Your your what? Marietta: I'm an artist. I I I don't bake pies. I don't go to church. I I I do collages, sculptures, photography. I live in Manhattan with two men who I Love - in a very happy mÃ©nage Ã  trois. John: A...

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Boris Yellnikoff: I'm dying! I I'm dying! Jessica: Should I call an ambulance? Boris Yellnikoff: No, not now! No, not tonight, I mean eventually!

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Boris Yellnikoff: I'm dying! I I'm dying! Jessica: Should I call an ambulance? Boris Yellnikoff: No, not now! No, not tonight, I mean eventually!

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Hey the basic teachings of Jesus are quite wonderful. So by the way is the original intention of Karl Marx Okay. Oh. Hey what could be bad Everybody should share equally. Do unto others Democracy Government by the people. All great ideas These are all great ideas. but they all suffer from one fatal flaw Which is Yeah what's that. Which is they're all based on the fallacious notion. that people are fundamentally decent Give them a chance to do right and they'll take it. They're not stupid...

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Hey the basic teachings of Jesus are quite wonderful. So by the way is the original intention of Karl Marx Okay. Oh. Hey what could be bad Everybody should share equally. Do unto others Democracy Government by the people. All great ideas These are all great ideas. but they all suffer from one fatal flaw Which is Yeah what's that. Which is they're all based on the fallacious notion. that people are fundamentally decent Give them a chance to do right and they'll take it. They're not stupid...

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Play Hey the basic teachings of Jesus are quite wonderful. So by the way is the original intention of Karl Marx Okay. Oh. Hey what could be bad Everybody should share equally. Do unto others Democracy Government by the people. All great ideas These are all great ideas. but they all suffer from one fatal flaw Which is Yeah what's that. Which is they're all based on the fallacious notion. that people are fundamentally decent Give them a chance to do right and they'll take it. They're not stupid...

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I'm a man with a huge worldview. I'm surrounded by microbes.

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I'm a man with a huge worldview. I'm surrounded by microbes.

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Boris Yellnikoff: [to audience] Why would you want to hear my story? Do we know each other? Do we like each other? Let me tell you right off, ok... I'm not a like able guy. Charm has never been a priority with me. And just so you know, this is not the feel good movie of the year. So if you're one of those idiots who needs to feel good, go get yourself a foot massage. Boy on Street: Mommy, that man's talking to himself. Boy's Mother: Come on, Justin. Boris Yellnikoff: [to audience] What the...

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Boris Yellnikoff: [to audience] Why would you want to hear my story? Do we know each other? Do we like each other? Let me tell you right off, ok... I'm not a like able guy. Charm has never been a priority with me. And just so you know, this is not the feel good movie of the year. So if you're one of those idiots who needs to feel good, go get yourself a foot massage. Boy on Street: Mommy, that man's talking to himself. Boy's Mother: Come on, Justin. Boris Yellnikoff: [to audience] What the...

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Play Boris Yellnikoff: [to audience] Why would you want to hear my story? Do we know each other? Do we like each other? Let me tell you right off, ok... I'm not a like able guy. Charm has never been a priority with me. And just so you know, this is not the feel good movie of the year. So if you're one of those idiots who needs to feel good, go get yourself a foot massage. Boy on Street: Mommy, that man's talking to himself. Boy's Mother: Come on, Justin. Boris Yellnikoff: [to audience] What the...

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Happy birthday dear Boris Happy birthday to you.

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Happy birthday dear Boris Happy birthday to you.

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You don't know you have to sing Happy Birthday twice to get the germs off.

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You don't know you have to sing Happy Birthday twice to get the germs off.

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Look you're a sweet kid Stupid beyond all comprehension. but you'll never survive here You got nothing going for you Zero Zilch You know you may be beauty contest material in the Deep South. but this is the big time Here you're a three A five maybe after you bathe.

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Look you're a sweet kid Stupid beyond all comprehension. but you'll never survive here You got nothing going for you Zero Zilch You know you may be beauty contest material in the Deep South. but this is the big time Here you're a three A five maybe after you bathe.

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Play Look you're a sweet kid Stupid beyond all comprehension. but you'll never survive here You got nothing going for you Zero Zilch You know you may be beauty contest material in the Deep South. but this is the big time Here you're a three A five maybe after you bathe.