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Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000)

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Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000)

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Keep Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000) On Your Home Screen

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Ever be walking down the street And you see like a group of black dudes walking. Not just any black dudes We're talking you know thugs. Talking you know. They'll be some thugs man. And in the group in the group. they got like one or two or sometimes as many as three white guys Ever see this shit. Let me tell you something about those white guys. Those white guys are the most dangerous motherfuckers in that group. It's true. It's true man. Ain't no telling what they done to get those black...

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Ever be walking down the street And you see like a group of black dudes walking. Not just any black dudes We're talking you know thugs. Talking you know. They'll be some thugs man. And in the group in the group. they got like one or two or sometimes as many as three white guys Ever see this shit. Let me tell you something about those white guys. Those white guys are the most dangerous motherfuckers in that group. It's true. It's true man. Ain't no telling what they done to get those black...

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Play Ever be walking down the street And you see like a group of black dudes walking. Not just any black dudes We're talking you know thugs. Talking you know. They'll be some thugs man. And in the group in the group. they got like one or two or sometimes as many as three white guys Ever see this shit. Let me tell you something about those white guys. Those white guys are the most dangerous motherfuckers in that group. It's true. It's true man. Ain't no telling what they done to get those black...

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Somebody broke into my house once. This is a good time to call him But I went I don't know. The house is too nice. It ain't a real nice house but they'll never believe I live in it. They'd be he's still here. Oh my God. Open and shut case. Johnson. I saw this once before when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigga broke I n and hung up pictures of his family everywhere.

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Somebody broke into my house once. This is a good time to call him But I went I don't know. The house is too nice. It ain't a real nice house but they'll never believe I live in it. They'd be he's still here. Oh my God. Open and shut case. Johnson. I saw this once before when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigga broke I n and hung up pictures of his family everywhere.

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Play Somebody broke into my house once. This is a good time to call him But I went I don't know. The house is too nice. It ain't a real nice house but they'll never believe I live in it. They'd be he's still here. Oh my God. Open and shut case. Johnson. I saw this once before when I was a rookie. Apparently this nigga broke I n and hung up pictures of his family everywhere.

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Remember viewers some of this language is disturbing. Hello Emergency. Help. Help motherfucker They're coming to get me. Just calm down sir Where are ya. Oh oh I shit on myself. I can't stop cryin'. They play that shit 30 40 times a day. All my buddies will be at my funeral looking at me. You know Dave shit on himself right. I saw it on the news. Died crying like a bitch. I'll be dead I can't even defend myself. That's not a nice thing to do. That's not a nice thing to do. I mean it's a 9 1 1...

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Remember viewers some of this language is disturbing. Hello Emergency. Help. Help motherfucker They're coming to get me. Just calm down sir Where are ya. Oh oh I shit on myself. I can't stop cryin'. They play that shit 30 40 times a day. All my buddies will be at my funeral looking at me. You know Dave shit on himself right. I saw it on the news. Died crying like a bitch. I'll be dead I can't even defend myself. That's not a nice thing to do. That's not a nice thing to do. I mean it's a 9 1 1...

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Play Remember viewers some of this language is disturbing. Hello Emergency. Help. Help motherfucker They're coming to get me. Just calm down sir Where are ya. Oh oh I shit on myself. I can't stop cryin'. They play that shit 30 40 times a day. All my buddies will be at my funeral looking at me. You know Dave shit on himself right. I saw it on the news. Died crying like a bitch. I'll be dead I can't even defend myself. That's not a nice thing to do. That's not a nice thing to do. I mean it's a 9 1 1...

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Hey baby. Stop selling weed. You got your whole life ahead of you. He said FUCK you nigga I got kids to feed.

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Hey baby. Stop selling weed. You got your whole life ahead of you. He said FUCK you nigga I got kids to feed.

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Play Hey baby. Stop selling weed. You got your whole life ahead of you. He said FUCK you nigga I got kids to feed.

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They got a character on there named Oscar. and treat this guy like shit the entire show They judge him right in his face. Oscar you are so mean. Isn't he kids. Yeah Oscar. You're a grouch. He's like BITCH I live in a FUCKING trash can.

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They got a character on there named Oscar. and treat this guy like shit the entire show They judge him right in his face. Oscar you are so mean. Isn't he kids. Yeah Oscar. You're a grouch. He's like BITCH I live in a FUCKING trash can.

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Play They got a character on there named Oscar. and treat this guy like shit the entire show They judge him right in his face. Oscar you are so mean. Isn't he kids. Yeah Oscar. You're a grouch. He's like BITCH I live in a FUCKING trash can.

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Play Stop sucking the ambassador's dick.

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Have you ever had something happen that was. so racist that you didn't even get mad It's like Goddamn That was rac that was racist. I mean it was so blatant you were just like Wow. Like you were almost like it didn't even happen to you. It was like a fucking movie. That was like you were just watching Mississippi Burning Wooow. That happened to me. I was in Mississippi. I was in Mississippi doing a show. And I go to the restaurant to order some food. And I say to the guy I say. I would like...

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Have you ever had something happen that was. so racist that you didn't even get mad It's like Goddamn That was rac that was racist. I mean it was so blatant you were just like Wow. Like you were almost like it didn't even happen to you. It was like a fucking movie. That was like you were just watching Mississippi Burning Wooow. That happened to me. I was in Mississippi. I was in Mississippi doing a show. And I go to the restaurant to order some food. And I say to the guy I say. I would like...

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Play Have you ever had something happen that was. so racist that you didn't even get mad It's like Goddamn That was rac that was racist. I mean it was so blatant you were just like Wow. Like you were almost like it didn't even happen to you. It was like a fucking movie. That was like you were just watching Mississippi Burning Wooow. That happened to me. I was in Mississippi. I was in Mississippi doing a show. And I go to the restaurant to order some food. And I say to the guy I say. I would like...

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Eli n can stay. Don't worry don't worry. I ain't got no Eli n jokes. All I'll say about Eli n is thank God he's Cuban. Cause if he was Haitian you would've never heard about his ass. Mm mmm. If Eli n Gonzalez was Eli n Lemumbo. from Haiti they'd have pushed that rubber tube right back and say Sorry fella All full. Good luck.

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Eli n can stay. Don't worry don't worry. I ain't got no Eli n jokes. All I'll say about Eli n is thank God he's Cuban. Cause if he was Haitian you would've never heard about his ass. Mm mmm. If Eli n Gonzalez was Eli n Lemumbo. from Haiti they'd have pushed that rubber tube right back and say Sorry fella All full. Good luck.

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Play Eli n can stay. Don't worry don't worry. I ain't got no Eli n jokes. All I'll say about Eli n is thank God he's Cuban. Cause if he was Haitian you would've never heard about his ass. Mm mmm. If Eli n Gonzalez was Eli n Lemumbo. from Haiti they'd have pushed that rubber tube right back and say Sorry fella All full. Good luck.

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See I was on the road one club and I seen. I see a thing they call a thong contest. Man YES. Yeah I've seen a thong contest.

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See I was on the road one club and I seen. I see a thing they call a thong contest. Man YES. Yeah I've seen a thong contest.

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Play See I was on the road one club and I seen. I see a thing they call a thong contest. Man YES. Yeah I've seen a thong contest.