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CROWS CAW. WIND BLOWS. WIND WHISTLES. WATER DRIPS.

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CROWS CAW. WIND BLOWS. WIND WHISTLES. WATER DRIPS.

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Play CROWS CAW. WIND BLOWS. WIND WHISTLES. WATER DRIPS.

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We are ghosts. While most spirits pass on. to the afterlife, we are cursed to spend eternity... Oh, and she's gone. Now what's going to happen to the house? This must be them, the new folks that own the house. Why don't we just try haunting? Oh! We scare them away. We're ghosts! We did it! W Watch out! Oh. Oh, my God! Sam? Sam! I hope you were at least as upset. when I was technically dead for three minutes. This can't be real. What are you looking at? I think you're right. She can see us. Uh...

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We are ghosts. While most spirits pass on. to the afterlife, we are cursed to spend eternity... Oh, and she's gone. Now what's going to happen to the house? This must be them, the new folks that own the house. Why don't we just try haunting? Oh! We scare them away. We're ghosts! We did it! W Watch out! Oh. Oh, my God! Sam? Sam! I hope you were at least as upset. when I was technically dead for three minutes. This can't be real. What are you looking at? I think you're right. She can see us. Uh...

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Play We are ghosts. While most spirits pass on. to the afterlife, we are cursed to spend eternity... Oh, and she's gone. Now what's going to happen to the house? This must be them, the new folks that own the house. Why don't we just try haunting? Oh! We scare them away. We're ghosts! We did it! W Watch out! Oh. Oh, my God! Sam? Sam! I hope you were at least as upset. when I was technically dead for three minutes. This can't be real. What are you looking at? I think you're right. She can see us. Uh...

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PIGEON COOS. SHE SCREAMS. What is it? What's going on? The pigeon's back! It's alive! Where? Up there. I can't see anything. Oh, great... Oh, it must be a ghost. How many times, Kitty? Sleep in your own room. I prefer it here. Aren't you late for work? Mike, we're late for work! HE SNORES. Get out!

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PIGEON COOS. SHE SCREAMS. What is it? What's going on? The pigeon's back! It's alive! Where? Up there. I can't see anything. Oh, great... Oh, it must be a ghost. How many times, Kitty? Sleep in your own room. I prefer it here. Aren't you late for work? Mike, we're late for work! HE SNORES. Get out!

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Play PIGEON COOS. SHE SCREAMS. What is it? What's going on? The pigeon's back! It's alive! Where? Up there. I can't see anything. Oh, great... Oh, it must be a ghost. How many times, Kitty? Sleep in your own room. I prefer it here. Aren't you late for work? Mike, we're late for work! HE SNORES. Get out!

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And...ta da! Congratulations! On what? Well, all the doors are now shut, and I just sealed the last window. So you know what that means? We should get a carbon monoxide alarm? No! Well, yes. But it also means that pigeon can't get in here. Which I'd say calls for a toast. I thought we were saving that to celebrate the woodworm treatment. Nah, it's only prosecco. I'll buy another bottle. CORK RICOCHETS Oh! See, this is why we wait for the woodworm treatment. Quick! Block the hole before the...

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And...ta da! Congratulations! On what? Well, all the doors are now shut, and I just sealed the last window. So you know what that means? We should get a carbon monoxide alarm? No! Well, yes. But it also means that pigeon can't get in here. Which I'd say calls for a toast. I thought we were saving that to celebrate the woodworm treatment. Nah, it's only prosecco. I'll buy another bottle. CORK RICOCHETS Oh! See, this is why we wait for the woodworm treatment. Quick! Block the hole before the...

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Play And...ta da! Congratulations! On what? Well, all the doors are now shut, and I just sealed the last window. So you know what that means? We should get a carbon monoxide alarm? No! Well, yes. But it also means that pigeon can't get in here. Which I'd say calls for a toast. I thought we were saving that to celebrate the woodworm treatment. Nah, it's only prosecco. I'll buy another bottle. CORK RICOCHETS Oh! See, this is why we wait for the woodworm treatment. Quick! Block the hole before the...

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It won't be long now. She had a tremendous innings. At least she's comfortable. Yeah, there are worse ways to go. Well, this is it. You're telling me! You can say that again. Quiet. Shh. I think it's happening. Stand by. Shh.

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It won't be long now. She had a tremendous innings. At least she's comfortable. Yeah, there are worse ways to go. Well, this is it. You're telling me! You can say that again. Quiet. Shh. I think it's happening. Stand by. Shh.

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Play It won't be long now. She had a tremendous innings. At least she's comfortable. Yeah, there are worse ways to go. Well, this is it. You're telling me! You can say that again. Quiet. Shh. I think it's happening. Stand by. Shh.

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(SIGHS WITH RELIEF) (SHUFFLING) (CREAKING)

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(SIGHS WITH RELIEF) (SHUFFLING) (CREAKING)

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Play (SIGHS WITH RELIEF) (SHUFFLING) (CREAKING)

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I... Er... That's gone through, that. Clean through. GASPING AND CHOKING. I'm panicking. Right. EXHALES. Who can drive? We might need one of you to drive. No, that's a silly idea. Don't look at me, kids. Make a path! You don't want to see this in your dreams. Someone call Carol, please! You've got to go to the New Forest next week. That's out. HE SHRIEKS. Oh, it's cold, innit? HE GASPS. Ah! HE STRAINS. ARGH! That's better.

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I... Er... That's gone through, that. Clean through. GASPING AND CHOKING. I'm panicking. Right. EXHALES. Who can drive? We might need one of you to drive. No, that's a silly idea. Don't look at me, kids. Make a path! You don't want to see this in your dreams. Someone call Carol, please! You've got to go to the New Forest next week. That's out. HE SHRIEKS. Oh, it's cold, innit? HE GASPS. Ah! HE STRAINS. ARGH! That's better.

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Play I... Er... That's gone through, that. Clean through. GASPING AND CHOKING. I'm panicking. Right. EXHALES. Who can drive? We might need one of you to drive. No, that's a silly idea. Don't look at me, kids. Make a path! You don't want to see this in your dreams. Someone call Carol, please! You've got to go to the New Forest next week. That's out. HE SHRIEKS. Oh, it's cold, innit? HE GASPS. Ah! HE STRAINS. ARGH! That's better.

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Bum. Right. Bum, or neck, or leg, but first choice, bum. Is it cooked? Of course, I'm not an animal. Could've fooled me. Hey, you want some?! All right, all right. So, Robin misses eating bum. Of... Oh, any bum. Rump steak, why not? If I may, Patrick... Well, we haven't actually finished yet... Good. Now, I can't be the only one who is sick of the noise. night after night. Oh, not this again... No, I am not talking about you, Fanny. I am talking about Alison and Michael banging. All...

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Bum. Right. Bum, or neck, or leg, but first choice, bum. Is it cooked? Of course, I'm not an animal. Could've fooled me. Hey, you want some?! All right, all right. So, Robin misses eating bum. Of... Oh, any bum. Rump steak, why not? If I may, Patrick... Well, we haven't actually finished yet... Good. Now, I can't be the only one who is sick of the noise. night after night. Oh, not this again... No, I am not talking about you, Fanny. I am talking about Alison and Michael banging. All...

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Play Bum. Right. Bum, or neck, or leg, but first choice, bum. Is it cooked? Of course, I'm not an animal. Could've fooled me. Hey, you want some?! All right, all right. So, Robin misses eating bum. Of... Oh, any bum. Rump steak, why not? If I may, Patrick... Well, we haven't actually finished yet... Good. Now, I can't be the only one who is sick of the noise. night after night. Oh, not this again... No, I am not talking about you, Fanny. I am talking about Alison and Michael banging. All...

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(SIGHS WITH RELIEF) SHOUTS: Testing! (BOTH GASP) (YELLS) Well, that seems pretty conclusive. She can also hear us. (GROANING)

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(SIGHS WITH RELIEF) SHOUTS: Testing! (BOTH GASP) (YELLS) Well, that seems pretty conclusive. She can also hear us. (GROANING)

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Play (SIGHS WITH RELIEF) SHOUTS: Testing! (BOTH GASP) (YELLS) Well, that seems pretty conclusive. She can also hear us. (GROANING)