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Keep Kung Fury (2015) On Your Home Screen

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Hey you got a permit for those guns. I got your permit right here.

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Hey you got a permit for those guns. I got your permit right here.

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Play Hey you got a permit for those guns. I got your permit right here.

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Yeah that's my bicep. TELEPHONE RINGING. One second babe. Hello. POLICE OFFICER We got an arcade machine down here going crazy. it is killing everybody it's destruction chaos terror CRUNCHING OF PLASTIC. What are you gonna do. My job.

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Yeah that's my bicep. TELEPHONE RINGING. One second babe. Hello. POLICE OFFICER We got an arcade machine down here going crazy. it is killing everybody it's destruction chaos terror CRUNCHING OF PLASTIC. What are you gonna do. My job.

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Play Yeah that's my bicep. TELEPHONE RINGING. One second babe. Hello. POLICE OFFICER We got an arcade machine down here going crazy. it is killing everybody it's destruction chaos terror CRUNCHING OF PLASTIC. What are you gonna do. My job.

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KUNG FURY I'm a cop and damn good at my job. It all began years ago. In the line of duty. me and my partner were chasing down a mysterious Kung Fu master KUNG FURY You're under arrest punk. Show us your hands. CLINKING OF METAL CLASPS CLOSING. Good work Dragon. That crazy stunt could've killed us both. But goddammit you're the best partner I've ever had. Thanks I learned from the best. You're like a father to me SWORD SWINGING. KUNG FURY With one fatal blow he hit my partner. SQUELCHING.

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KUNG FURY I'm a cop and damn good at my job. It all began years ago. In the line of duty. me and my partner were chasing down a mysterious Kung Fu master KUNG FURY You're under arrest punk. Show us your hands. CLINKING OF METAL CLASPS CLOSING. Good work Dragon. That crazy stunt could've killed us both. But goddammit you're the best partner I've ever had. Thanks I learned from the best. You're like a father to me SWORD SWINGING. KUNG FURY With one fatal blow he hit my partner. SQUELCHING.

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Play KUNG FURY I'm a cop and damn good at my job. It all began years ago. In the line of duty. me and my partner were chasing down a mysterious Kung Fu master KUNG FURY You're under arrest punk. Show us your hands. CLINKING OF METAL CLASPS CLOSING. Good work Dragon. That crazy stunt could've killed us both. But goddammit you're the best partner I've ever had. Thanks I learned from the best. You're like a father to me SWORD SWINGING. KUNG FURY With one fatal blow he hit my partner. SQUELCHING.

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CHIEF MCNICKLES I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury. I just got back from city hall 50 million worth of damages. and I got the mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra How am I going to explain this to the press hm. You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake. Didn't you tell me to block it out. I told you do it by the book. Cut the bullshit. Nobody else could have stopped. that arcade machine and you know it CHIEF MCNICKLES Oh man listen to me Kung Fury. You need to start following the...

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CHIEF MCNICKLES I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury. I just got back from city hall 50 million worth of damages. and I got the mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra How am I going to explain this to the press hm. You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake. Didn't you tell me to block it out. I told you do it by the book. Cut the bullshit. Nobody else could have stopped. that arcade machine and you know it CHIEF MCNICKLES Oh man listen to me Kung Fury. You need to start following the...

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Play CHIEF MCNICKLES I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury. I just got back from city hall 50 million worth of damages. and I got the mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra How am I going to explain this to the press hm. You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake. Didn't you tell me to block it out. I told you do it by the book. Cut the bullshit. Nobody else could have stopped. that arcade machine and you know it CHIEF MCNICKLES Oh man listen to me Kung Fury. You need to start following the...

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How am I going to explain this to the press hm. You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake. Didn't you tell me to block it out. I told you do it by the book. Cut the bullshit. Nobody else could have stopped. that arcade machine and you know it CHIEF MCNICKLES Oh man listen to me Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us. so I'm assigning you a new partner What Hell no I work alone. Not anymore you don't.

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How am I going to explain this to the press hm. You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake. Didn't you tell me to block it out. I told you do it by the book. Cut the bullshit. Nobody else could have stopped. that arcade machine and you know it CHIEF MCNICKLES Oh man listen to me Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us. so I'm assigning you a new partner What Hell no I work alone. Not anymore you don't.

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Play How am I going to explain this to the press hm. You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake. Didn't you tell me to block it out. I told you do it by the book. Cut the bullshit. Nobody else could have stopped. that arcade machine and you know it CHIEF MCNICKLES Oh man listen to me Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us. so I'm assigning you a new partner What Hell no I work alone. Not anymore you don't.

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Hacker Man: I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller. His name is Adolf Hitler. Kung Fury: Hitler. He's the worst criminal of all time. Hacker Man: Do you know him, sir? Kung Fury: I guess you could say that. In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung fu champion. He was so good at kung fu, that he decided to change his name to 'Kung FÃ¼hrer'. But he didn't stop there. He knew the Kung Fury prophecy, and wanted to claim the throne, so he and his posse of Nazi soldiers...

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Hacker Man: I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller. His name is Adolf Hitler. Kung Fury: Hitler. He's the worst criminal of all time. Hacker Man: Do you know him, sir? Kung Fury: I guess you could say that. In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung fu champion. He was so good at kung fu, that he decided to change his name to 'Kung FÃ¼hrer'. But he didn't stop there. He knew the Kung Fury prophecy, and wanted to claim the throne, so he and his posse of Nazi soldiers...

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Play Hacker Man: I was able to triangulate the cell phone signal and trace the caller. His name is Adolf Hitler. Kung Fury: Hitler. He's the worst criminal of all time. Hacker Man: Do you know him, sir? Kung Fury: I guess you could say that. In the 1940s, Hitler was a kung fu champion. He was so good at kung fu, that he decided to change his name to 'Kung FÃ¼hrer'. But he didn't stop there. He knew the Kung Fury prophecy, and wanted to claim the throne, so he and his posse of Nazi soldiers...

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You need to start following the rules like the rest of us. so I'm assigning you a new partner What Hell no I work alone. Not anymore you don't. Say hi to your new partner Triceracop. Very nice meeting you Kung Fury. looking forward to working with you You're like a father to me. I work alone. Either you team up with Triceracop. or you're off the case I'm not off the case. I quit.

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You need to start following the rules like the rest of us. so I'm assigning you a new partner What Hell no I work alone. Not anymore you don't. Say hi to your new partner Triceracop. Very nice meeting you Kung Fury. looking forward to working with you You're like a father to me. I work alone. Either you team up with Triceracop. or you're off the case I'm not off the case. I quit.

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Play You need to start following the rules like the rest of us. so I'm assigning you a new partner What Hell no I work alone. Not anymore you don't. Say hi to your new partner Triceracop. Very nice meeting you Kung Fury. looking forward to working with you You're like a father to me. I work alone. Either you team up with Triceracop. or you're off the case I'm not off the case. I quit.

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I need someone to trace that call. But that's impossible. HACKERMAN Not for me it isn't. ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR RIFF. KUNG FURY Hackerman he's the most powerful hacker of all time. Follow me.

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I need someone to trace that call. But that's impossible. HACKERMAN Not for me it isn't. ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR RIFF. KUNG FURY Hackerman he's the most powerful hacker of all time. Follow me.

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Play I need someone to trace that call. But that's impossible. HACKERMAN Not for me it isn't. ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR RIFF. KUNG FURY Hackerman he's the most powerful hacker of all time. Follow me.

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That explains the Laser Raptor Fuck. I went too far back in time. You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with Laser Raptors. I'll meet you at the God's drop Katana can help you get there. Who's Katana. KATANA I'm Katana. I can give you a ride to Asgard. A ride on what.

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That explains the Laser Raptor Fuck. I went too far back in time. You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with Laser Raptors. I'll meet you at the God's drop Katana can help you get there. Who's Katana. KATANA I'm Katana. I can give you a ride to Asgard. A ride on what.

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Play That explains the Laser Raptor Fuck. I went too far back in time. You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with Laser Raptors. I'll meet you at the God's drop Katana can help you get there. Who's Katana. KATANA I'm Katana. I can give you a ride to Asgard. A ride on what.

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So anyway. Thor this is Kung Fury he's a cop from the future. KUNG FURY Yeah I need to get to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler. so if you could help me with Stop SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING. Hammer time. DRAMATIC 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC. Walk through this portal and you'll end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you Kung Fury. Thanks Thor.

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So anyway. Thor this is Kung Fury he's a cop from the future. KUNG FURY Yeah I need to get to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler. so if you could help me with Stop SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING. Hammer time. DRAMATIC 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC. Walk through this portal and you'll end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you Kung Fury. Thanks Thor.

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Play So anyway. Thor this is Kung Fury he's a cop from the future. KUNG FURY Yeah I need to get to Nazi Germany and kill Hitler. so if you could help me with Stop SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING. Hammer time. DRAMATIC 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC. Walk through this portal and you'll end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you Kung Fury. Thanks Thor.