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Keep King Gary (2020) On Your Home Screen

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And to make it even more diabolical, Mad Kay, she's gone and double shared it, soppy mare. What's she playing at? What is she playing... She's supposed to be your mate! I mean, I've got five, potentially six hours, before peak Facebook feed time. But I need to move on this el pronto, babe. Then go. Go. I am sorry, babe. I know I should be looking after you today. Don't you worry about me, I'll be tickety boo right here. I love you. I love you, too. Now go. Go, Tel, go. Thank you.

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And to make it even more diabolical, Mad Kay, she's gone and double shared it, soppy mare. What's she playing at? What is she playing... She's supposed to be your mate! I mean, I've got five, potentially six hours, before peak Facebook feed time. But I need to move on this el pronto, babe. Then go. Go. I am sorry, babe. I know I should be looking after you today. Don't you worry about me, I'll be tickety boo right here. I love you. I love you, too. Now go. Go, Tel, go. Thank you.

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Play And to make it even more diabolical, Mad Kay, she's gone and double shared it, soppy mare. What's she playing at? What is she playing... She's supposed to be your mate! I mean, I've got five, potentially six hours, before peak Facebook feed time. But I need to move on this el pronto, babe. Then go. Go. I am sorry, babe. I know I should be looking after you today. Don't you worry about me, I'll be tickety boo right here. I love you. I love you, too. Now go. Go, Tel, go. Thank you.

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No, we need a canopy. It's got the Bartini sign on it. I don't think I'll be able to get it through the door. No, it's not going to get through the door. I can dismantle it, rebuild it in here. That's a good idea, babe. No, no, no, that's a lot of work! The guests are arriving soon! I can't have banging and building in here. I need a nervous poo. Up top. Babe, why has Crabbie just rocked up with his Technics. and a massive great big bar? What is this he's building? He's so sweet like that. Do...

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No, we need a canopy. It's got the Bartini sign on it. I don't think I'll be able to get it through the door. No, it's not going to get through the door. I can dismantle it, rebuild it in here. That's a good idea, babe. No, no, no, that's a lot of work! The guests are arriving soon! I can't have banging and building in here. I need a nervous poo. Up top. Babe, why has Crabbie just rocked up with his Technics. and a massive great big bar? What is this he's building? He's so sweet like that. Do...

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Play No, we need a canopy. It's got the Bartini sign on it. I don't think I'll be able to get it through the door. No, it's not going to get through the door. I can dismantle it, rebuild it in here. That's a good idea, babe. No, no, no, that's a lot of work! The guests are arriving soon! I can't have banging and building in here. I need a nervous poo. Up top. Babe, why has Crabbie just rocked up with his Technics. and a massive great big bar? What is this he's building? He's so sweet like that. Do...

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Will be catastrophic, all right? To yourself, Stu bear. All right, mate? He is not a gossip. Ryan... He's a... I love the kid. He's a gossip. He's not, Gary. Mr Abboussi? Gary King here, manager and CEO of the Badgers. Mr Abboussi, Gary here, Gary King, mate. Mr Abboussi... Mr Abboussi! Please, please, I urge you, just give me a call back, yeah? Gary...King! I know I'm driving you crazy with these messages. Please give me a call back, all right, mate?

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Will be catastrophic, all right? To yourself, Stu bear. All right, mate? He is not a gossip. Ryan... He's a... I love the kid. He's a gossip. He's not, Gary. Mr Abboussi? Gary King here, manager and CEO of the Badgers. Mr Abboussi, Gary here, Gary King, mate. Mr Abboussi... Mr Abboussi! Please, please, I urge you, just give me a call back, yeah? Gary...King! I know I'm driving you crazy with these messages. Please give me a call back, all right, mate?

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Play Will be catastrophic, all right? To yourself, Stu bear. All right, mate? He is not a gossip. Ryan... He's a... I love the kid. He's a gossip. He's not, Gary. Mr Abboussi? Gary King here, manager and CEO of the Badgers. Mr Abboussi, Gary here, Gary King, mate. Mr Abboussi... Mr Abboussi! Please, please, I urge you, just give me a call back, yeah? Gary...King! I know I'm driving you crazy with these messages. Please give me a call back, all right, mate?

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DOOR CLOSES. TV VOLUME INCREASES. DOORBELL RINGS.

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DOOR CLOSES. TV VOLUME INCREASES. DOORBELL RINGS.

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Play DOOR CLOSES. TV VOLUME INCREASES. DOORBELL RINGS.

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Is it true, boy, about Abboussi? Yeah, looks like it, mate. I mean, I'm absolutely beside myself. This is great! Great? I'm in absolute pieces here. No, this is massive. Right... ..I'm going to give Mick Collis from golf a call and meet him down the pub and give him the old double bluff. I'll tell him I'm betting all me money on the Falcons. to win the Cup final. He won't say a lot, but he'll put his dough on the Badgers, not realising you ain't got Abboussi no more! Free money. Oh, mate,...

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Is it true, boy, about Abboussi? Yeah, looks like it, mate. I mean, I'm absolutely beside myself. This is great! Great? I'm in absolute pieces here. No, this is massive. Right... ..I'm going to give Mick Collis from golf a call and meet him down the pub and give him the old double bluff. I'll tell him I'm betting all me money on the Falcons. to win the Cup final. He won't say a lot, but he'll put his dough on the Badgers, not realising you ain't got Abboussi no more! Free money. Oh, mate,...

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Play Is it true, boy, about Abboussi? Yeah, looks like it, mate. I mean, I'm absolutely beside myself. This is great! Great? I'm in absolute pieces here. No, this is massive. Right... ..I'm going to give Mick Collis from golf a call and meet him down the pub and give him the old double bluff. I'll tell him I'm betting all me money on the Falcons. to win the Cup final. He won't say a lot, but he'll put his dough on the Badgers, not realising you ain't got Abboussi no more! Free money. Oh, mate,...

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Morning, mate. Hey, you all right? Sorry, I'm a little banged up. I've just been at home convalescing. You OK to sign for this? It's number 39, Stuart Williams. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Ouchy. Cheers, mate.

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Morning, mate. Hey, you all right? Sorry, I'm a little banged up. I've just been at home convalescing. You OK to sign for this? It's number 39, Stuart Williams. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Ouchy. Cheers, mate.

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Play Morning, mate. Hey, you all right? Sorry, I'm a little banged up. I've just been at home convalescing. You OK to sign for this? It's number 39, Stuart Williams. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Ouchy. Cheers, mate.

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Yes! Yes! Fluke. What? Fluke? Mate, if that's a fluke, all sport in the world is a fluke. That is skilling. That is a lot of skill and that is good golfing. Have you finished? Yeah. Got your ball, Big Gal. Cheers, Winkle. What club you after, Big Gal? Er...just a putter, please, Winkle. Play it safe, Big Gal. Don't worry about the green thing. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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Yes! Yes! Fluke. What? Fluke? Mate, if that's a fluke, all sport in the world is a fluke. That is skilling. That is a lot of skill and that is good golfing. Have you finished? Yeah. Got your ball, Big Gal. Cheers, Winkle. What club you after, Big Gal? Er...just a putter, please, Winkle. Play it safe, Big Gal. Don't worry about the green thing. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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Play Yes! Yes! Fluke. What? Fluke? Mate, if that's a fluke, all sport in the world is a fluke. That is skilling. That is a lot of skill and that is good golfing. Have you finished? Yeah. Got your ball, Big Gal. Cheers, Winkle. What club you after, Big Gal? Er...just a putter, please, Winkle. Play it safe, Big Gal. Don't worry about the green thing. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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TV TURNS ON. DOORBELL RINGS, BANGING AT DOOR.

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TV TURNS ON. DOORBELL RINGS, BANGING AT DOOR.

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Play TV TURNS ON. DOORBELL RINGS, BANGING AT DOOR.

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Hey, hey, hey. You nearly took the door off its hinges. Are you OK to sign for this for across the road. I'm in a rush? Yeah, no problem. Who's it for? Number 39, Stuart Williams. Can I get your name? Gary. Gary King. Actually, on second thoughts, do I have to sign for this? Well, you just said you would. Yeah, that was before I knew who it was for. But I've already put your name. Gary Gary King. My name isn't Gary Gary King. Gary isn't my middle name, as well. I haven't got time for this,...

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Hey, hey, hey. You nearly took the door off its hinges. Are you OK to sign for this for across the road. I'm in a rush? Yeah, no problem. Who's it for? Number 39, Stuart Williams. Can I get your name? Gary. Gary King. Actually, on second thoughts, do I have to sign for this? Well, you just said you would. Yeah, that was before I knew who it was for. But I've already put your name. Gary Gary King. My name isn't Gary Gary King. Gary isn't my middle name, as well. I haven't got time for this,...

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Play Hey, hey, hey. You nearly took the door off its hinges. Are you OK to sign for this for across the road. I'm in a rush? Yeah, no problem. Who's it for? Number 39, Stuart Williams. Can I get your name? Gary. Gary King. Actually, on second thoughts, do I have to sign for this? Well, you just said you would. Yeah, that was before I knew who it was for. But I've already put your name. Gary Gary King. My name isn't Gary Gary King. Gary isn't my middle name, as well. I haven't got time for this,...