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Keep Benidorm (2007) On Your Home Screen

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Hurry UP! Monty, is Spanish bank. You are lucky if your car tax is still valid when I have finished. Look, will you shut up about the car tax? €210. This is all I have until the end of the month. Yeah, so you keep saying. Let's get to the marina before I lose my deposit! (TYRES SQUEALING) Madre Mia!

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Hurry UP! Monty, is Spanish bank. You are lucky if your car tax is still valid when I have finished. Look, will you shut up about the car tax? €210. This is all I have until the end of the month. Yeah, so you keep saying. Let's get to the marina before I lose my deposit! (TYRES SQUEALING) Madre Mia!

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Play Hurry UP! Monty, is Spanish bank. You are lucky if your car tax is still valid when I have finished. Look, will you shut up about the car tax? €210. This is all I have until the end of the month. Yeah, so you keep saying. Let's get to the marina before I lose my deposit! (TYRES SQUEALING) Madre Mia!

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Sorry to keep you waiting. What can I do for you, pal? I'm looking for a Les Conroy. Eh, never heard of him. Think you got the wrong place. Nobody here by that name. Hola. What are you wanting with Les? Nothing. I have a package he needs to sign for. Oh, that'd be me new heels. (LAUGHS) I am Les. No, really, oh, see. Les.

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Sorry to keep you waiting. What can I do for you, pal? I'm looking for a Les Conroy. Eh, never heard of him. Think you got the wrong place. Nobody here by that name. Hola. What are you wanting with Les? Nothing. I have a package he needs to sign for. Oh, that'd be me new heels. (LAUGHS) I am Les. No, really, oh, see. Les.

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Play Sorry to keep you waiting. What can I do for you, pal? I'm looking for a Les Conroy. Eh, never heard of him. Think you got the wrong place. Nobody here by that name. Hola. What are you wanting with Les? Nothing. I have a package he needs to sign for. Oh, that'd be me new heels. (LAUGHS) I am Les. No, really, oh, see. Les.

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So, what do you think of it so far? Well, as all inclusive Spanish holidays go, I think this is worth the £100 transfer fee I had to pay to Tiger. You are so jammy. I paid nearly four times that for the same holiday. Oh, it's quite busy. Better get checked in if we're going to get some sunbeds.

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So, what do you think of it so far? Well, as all inclusive Spanish holidays go, I think this is worth the £100 transfer fee I had to pay to Tiger. You are so jammy. I paid nearly four times that for the same holiday. Oh, it's quite busy. Better get checked in if we're going to get some sunbeds.

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Play So, what do you think of it so far? Well, as all inclusive Spanish holidays go, I think this is worth the £100 transfer fee I had to pay to Tiger. You are so jammy. I paid nearly four times that for the same holiday. Oh, it's quite busy. Better get checked in if we're going to get some sunbeds.

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Billy... We're not old, are we? What? I mean, you know what they say, 45 is the new 30. Yeah, but what's 50? I don't know. Have you two not done troughing yet? Yeah, come on, we need to bag our place by the pool before the prunes get it.

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Billy... We're not old, are we? What? I mean, you know what they say, 45 is the new 30. Yeah, but what's 50? I don't know. Have you two not done troughing yet? Yeah, come on, we need to bag our place by the pool before the prunes get it.

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Play Billy... We're not old, are we? What? I mean, you know what they say, 45 is the new 30. Yeah, but what's 50? I don't know. Have you two not done troughing yet? Yeah, come on, we need to bag our place by the pool before the prunes get it.

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Oh, for... Get a room, would you? I've already got a room! It's 217, right next to yours. Trust me, I am well aware of that. I thought your headboard was gonna come through the wall last night. (CHUCKLING)

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Oh, for... Get a room, would you? I've already got a room! It's 217, right next to yours. Trust me, I am well aware of that. I thought your headboard was gonna come through the wall last night. (CHUCKLING)

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Play Oh, for... Get a room, would you? I've already got a room! It's 217, right next to yours. Trust me, I am well aware of that. I thought your headboard was gonna come through the wall last night. (CHUCKLING)

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Bean, is Matteo. You are still looking for a job?

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Bean, is Matteo. You are still looking for a job?

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Play Bean, is Matteo. You are still looking for a job?

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Oh, this is stupid. One of us should go and talk to them. - I'll go. - I'll go. Sit down. On second thoughts, maybe it's better to let them come to us. And when they do, we are going to be nice, okay? If we keep on like this, we're going to drive them closer together. It's always the same. Remember when I first started seeing Billy? Ah! Dad didn't approve of you dating a bad boy, eh? Yeah, right. That was it.

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Oh, this is stupid. One of us should go and talk to them. - I'll go. - I'll go. Sit down. On second thoughts, maybe it's better to let them come to us. And when they do, we are going to be nice, okay? If we keep on like this, we're going to drive them closer together. It's always the same. Remember when I first started seeing Billy? Ah! Dad didn't approve of you dating a bad boy, eh? Yeah, right. That was it.

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Play Oh, this is stupid. One of us should go and talk to them. - I'll go. - I'll go. Sit down. On second thoughts, maybe it's better to let them come to us. And when they do, we are going to be nice, okay? If we keep on like this, we're going to drive them closer together. It's always the same. Remember when I first started seeing Billy? Ah! Dad didn't approve of you dating a bad boy, eh? Yeah, right. That was it.

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- Miss Temple Savage? - Yes Elvis? Thank ya very much. - (KNOCK ON DOOR) - (DOOR OPENS) (PEOPLE CLAMOURING) Joyce, can I have a word? What is that noise out there? Oh, I've no idea. They're all screaming for the rep. Can we nip out the back and get a coffee somewhere? I've got something to tell you. Oh, so do I.

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- Miss Temple Savage? - Yes Elvis? Thank ya very much. - (KNOCK ON DOOR) - (DOOR OPENS) (PEOPLE CLAMOURING) Joyce, can I have a word? What is that noise out there? Oh, I've no idea. They're all screaming for the rep. Can we nip out the back and get a coffee somewhere? I've got something to tell you. Oh, so do I.

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Play - Miss Temple Savage? - Yes Elvis? Thank ya very much. - (KNOCK ON DOOR) - (DOOR OPENS) (PEOPLE CLAMOURING) Joyce, can I have a word? What is that noise out there? Oh, I've no idea. They're all screaming for the rep. Can we nip out the back and get a coffee somewhere? I've got something to tell you. Oh, so do I.

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Hello! I'm here, are you home? MAN: Yeah, in the kitchen. Oh, you've picked up some groceries. You're such a treasure. I don't deserve you. I really don't. Mmm? Oh, my niece is coming for lunch. Can't wait for you to meet her. Neither can I.

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Hello! I'm here, are you home? MAN: Yeah, in the kitchen. Oh, you've picked up some groceries. You're such a treasure. I don't deserve you. I really don't. Mmm? Oh, my niece is coming for lunch. Can't wait for you to meet her. Neither can I.

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Play Hello! I'm here, are you home? MAN: Yeah, in the kitchen. Oh, you've picked up some groceries. You're such a treasure. I don't deserve you. I really don't. Mmm? Oh, my niece is coming for lunch. Can't wait for you to meet her. Neither can I.