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Keep Kate & Leopold (2001) On Your Home Screen

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Kate: You're sucking the life out of my condiments!

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Kate: You're sucking the life out of my condiments!

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Play Kate: You're sucking the life out of my condiments!

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Miss Blaine. You dance like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman... who lights up a room... simply by leaving it. Might you be rich, Miss Blaine? You see, whilst I am the third duke... the little secret of those of us  in the royal court... apart from our general uselessness,  is our massive indebtedness. It's always been your misfortune, Leopold... that you so thoroughly amuse yourself  with the sound of your own voice.

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Miss Blaine. You dance like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman... who lights up a room... simply by leaving it. Might you be rich, Miss Blaine? You see, whilst I am the third duke... the little secret of those of us  in the royal court... apart from our general uselessness,  is our massive indebtedness. It's always been your misfortune, Leopold... that you so thoroughly amuse yourself  with the sound of your own voice.

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Play Miss Blaine. You dance like a herd of cattle. You are a rare woman... who lights up a room... simply by leaving it. Might you be rich, Miss Blaine? You see, whilst I am the third duke... the little secret of those of us  in the royal court... apart from our general uselessness,  is our massive indebtedness. It's always been your misfortune, Leopold... that you so thoroughly amuse yourself  with the sound of your own voice.

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Time it has been proposed is the fourth dimension. And yet for mortal man time has no dimension at all. We are like horses with blinders seeing only what lies before us. Forever guessing the future. and fabricating the past Brilliant Quite right Your Grace. How you ask can we lift these shackles and live not in the moment. but in the glorious expanse of time's continuum Listen and I shall tell you. The secret lies in the enduring power of our achievements. Yes our creations. As the pyramids...

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Time it has been proposed is the fourth dimension. And yet for mortal man time has no dimension at all. We are like horses with blinders seeing only what lies before us. Forever guessing the future. and fabricating the past Brilliant Quite right Your Grace. How you ask can we lift these shackles and live not in the moment. but in the glorious expanse of time's continuum Listen and I shall tell you. The secret lies in the enduring power of our achievements. Yes our creations. As the pyramids...

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Play Time it has been proposed is the fourth dimension. And yet for mortal man time has no dimension at all. We are like horses with blinders seeing only what lies before us. Forever guessing the future. and fabricating the past Brilliant Quite right Your Grace. How you ask can we lift these shackles and live not in the moment. but in the glorious expanse of time's continuum Listen and I shall tell you. The secret lies in the enduring power of our achievements. Yes our creations. As the pyramids...

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It's always been your misfortune, Leopold... that you so thoroughly amuse yourself  with the sound of your own voice. In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse  myself at all is an evolutionary marvel. - Please don't touch that.  - The device you were jabbering about- to take priests to the bell tower. To take anyone, Uncle,  to the floor they so desire. Buildings continue to climb.  Soon they will outstrip the stamina of our legs. You speak of progress and invention... yet what I offer...

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It's always been your misfortune, Leopold... that you so thoroughly amuse yourself  with the sound of your own voice. In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse  myself at all is an evolutionary marvel. - Please don't touch that.  - The device you were jabbering about- to take priests to the bell tower. To take anyone, Uncle,  to the floor they so desire. Buildings continue to climb.  Soon they will outstrip the stamina of our legs. You speak of progress and invention... yet what I offer...

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Play It's always been your misfortune, Leopold... that you so thoroughly amuse yourself  with the sound of your own voice. In a life as stagnant as mine, that I can amuse  myself at all is an evolutionary marvel. - Please don't touch that.  - The device you were jabbering about- to take priests to the bell tower. To take anyone, Uncle,  to the floor they so desire. Buildings continue to climb.  Soon they will outstrip the stamina of our legs. You speak of progress and invention... yet what I offer...

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Hello My Palm Pilot You still have it. Kate it's 1 00 in the morning. And clearly you're awake so what is the infraction.

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Hello My Palm Pilot You still have it. Kate it's 1 00 in the morning. And clearly you're awake so what is the infraction.

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Play Hello My Palm Pilot You still have it. Kate it's 1 00 in the morning. And clearly you're awake so what is the infraction.

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Marriage. Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally  what I've never felt momentarily. Born into privilege,  yet perversely ashamed of it. That is your tragedy. My God, if my brother could only see you,  he'd be heartbroken. - You are no duke.  - Of course I'm not. The monarchy is dead, Uncle.  We are relics. That is reality. The new royals are men of accomplishment-  men like Roebling with his bridge... Edison with his lamp,  Diesel, Bell,...

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Marriage. Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally  what I've never felt momentarily. Born into privilege,  yet perversely ashamed of it. That is your tragedy. My God, if my brother could only see you,  he'd be heartbroken. - You are no duke.  - Of course I'm not. The monarchy is dead, Uncle.  We are relics. That is reality. The new royals are men of accomplishment-  men like Roebling with his bridge... Edison with his lamp,  Diesel, Bell,...

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Play Marriage. Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally  what I've never felt momentarily. Born into privilege,  yet perversely ashamed of it. That is your tragedy. My God, if my brother could only see you,  he'd be heartbroken. - You are no duke.  - Of course I'm not. The monarchy is dead, Uncle.  We are relics. That is reality. The new royals are men of accomplishment-  men like Roebling with his bridge... Edison with his lamp,  Diesel, Bell,...

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Are you sitting down Yes. No you're not Yes I am. No you're not Ye. Okay. I found it. What did you find The portal. A crack in the fabric of time. It was over the East River Kate just where I said it would be. You found the portal A portal into April 28th 1876. I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge. and took a walk in 1876 today I followed my great great great pa the Duke of Albany around old New York. Are you listening Avidly. This here's the twist Kate Here's the kicker What's the kicker. He...

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Are you sitting down Yes. No you're not Yes I am. No you're not Ye. Okay. I found it. What did you find The portal. A crack in the fabric of time. It was over the East River Kate just where I said it would be. You found the portal A portal into April 28th 1876. I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge. and took a walk in 1876 today I followed my great great great pa the Duke of Albany around old New York. Are you listening Avidly. This here's the twist Kate Here's the kicker What's the kicker. He...

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Play Are you sitting down Yes. No you're not Yes I am. No you're not Ye. Okay. I found it. What did you find The portal. A crack in the fabric of time. It was over the East River Kate just where I said it would be. You found the portal A portal into April 28th 1876. I jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge. and took a walk in 1876 today I followed my great great great pa the Duke of Albany around old New York. Are you listening Avidly. This here's the twist Kate Here's the kicker What's the kicker. He...

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You can tell me you went and picked up a transvestite in Times Square I don't care.

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You can tell me you went and picked up a transvestite in Times Square I don't care.

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Play You can tell me you went and picked up a transvestite in Times Square I don't care.

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I blew my best years on you. Those were your best.

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I blew my best years on you. Those were your best.

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Play I blew my best years on you. Those were your best.

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I have to go You'll get your Pilot in the morning.

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I have to go You'll get your Pilot in the morning.

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Play I have to go You'll get your Pilot in the morning.