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Keep Surviving Christmas (2004) On Your Home Screen

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SHOUTING Get down here and eat your dinner. I'm not hungry TOM Yeah you are. CHRISTINE Stop yelling at me. TOM IN NORMAL VOICE I'm not yelling at you. SHOUTING Brian. SHOUTING Brian. Get down here please so your father can stop not yelling at me. I'm busy. IN NORMAL VOICE We shouldn't have put the computer in his room. He's gonna spend all his time there. Oh Tom Welcome to the future dear. He's advancing his skills. One day that computer's gonna get our baby a good job. BEEPING. DANCE MUSIC...

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SHOUTING Get down here and eat your dinner. I'm not hungry TOM Yeah you are. CHRISTINE Stop yelling at me. TOM IN NORMAL VOICE I'm not yelling at you. SHOUTING Brian. SHOUTING Brian. Get down here please so your father can stop not yelling at me. I'm busy. IN NORMAL VOICE We shouldn't have put the computer in his room. He's gonna spend all his time there. Oh Tom Welcome to the future dear. He's advancing his skills. One day that computer's gonna get our baby a good job. BEEPING. DANCE MUSIC...

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Play SHOUTING Get down here and eat your dinner. I'm not hungry TOM Yeah you are. CHRISTINE Stop yelling at me. TOM IN NORMAL VOICE I'm not yelling at you. SHOUTING Brian. SHOUTING Brian. Get down here please so your father can stop not yelling at me. I'm busy. IN NORMAL VOICE We shouldn't have put the computer in his room. He's gonna spend all his time there. Oh Tom Welcome to the future dear. He's advancing his skills. One day that computer's gonna get our baby a good job. BEEPING. DANCE MUSIC...

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My firm's done a tremendous amount of market research. We've discovered two things. One most Americans feel that Christmas is a time for family. Two most Americans feel that in order to stand being around their family. for even one or two days they need to swill as much alcohol as humanly possible

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My firm's done a tremendous amount of market research. We've discovered two things. One most Americans feel that Christmas is a time for family. Two most Americans feel that in order to stand being around their family. for even one or two days they need to swill as much alcohol as humanly possible

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Play My firm's done a tremendous amount of market research. We've discovered two things. One most Americans feel that Christmas is a time for family. Two most Americans feel that in order to stand being around their family. for even one or two days they need to swill as much alcohol as humanly possible

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DREW Wow I can't believe it. This is amazing It's exactly how I remember it. You mean it was always a shithole No No it's great.

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DREW Wow I can't believe it. This is amazing It's exactly how I remember it. You mean it was always a shithole No No it's great.

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Play DREW Wow I can't believe it. This is amazing It's exactly how I remember it. You mean it was always a shithole No No it's great.

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Did you hear that. SQUEAKING CONTINUES. That stair squeaked. Do you know what we used to call that squeaky stair. The squeaky stair Ha ha.

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Did you hear that. SQUEAKING CONTINUES. That stair squeaked. Do you know what we used to call that squeaky stair. The squeaky stair Ha ha.

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Play Did you hear that. SQUEAKING CONTINUES. That stair squeaked. Do you know what we used to call that squeaky stair. The squeaky stair Ha ha.

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Tom please Please let me stay here. No I'll pay you. My family's not for sale pal. Tom I'll pay you 250 000. Welcome home son.

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Tom please Please let me stay here. No I'll pay you. My family's not for sale pal. Tom I'll pay you 250 000. Welcome home son.

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Play Tom please Please let me stay here. No I'll pay you. My family's not for sale pal. Tom I'll pay you 250 000. Welcome home son.

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Tom that guy is still here. Yeah I know Why is he still here. He's giving us 250 000 to be his family for Christmas. And you agreed to this Without asking me. Of course I did He's giving us 250 000. How would you like it if I agreed to this without asking you. Well that would depend Would we be getting 250 000.

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Tom that guy is still here. Yeah I know Why is he still here. He's giving us 250 000 to be his family for Christmas. And you agreed to this Without asking me. Of course I did He's giving us 250 000. How would you like it if I agreed to this without asking you. Well that would depend Would we be getting 250 000.

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Play Tom that guy is still here. Yeah I know Why is he still here. He's giving us 250 000 to be his family for Christmas. And you agreed to this Without asking me. Of course I did He's giving us 250 000. How would you like it if I agreed to this without asking you. Well that would depend Would we be getting 250 000.

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Whoa no he's not I agreed to let you in the house. not Doo Doo over here Doo Dah Nobody's talking to you Ugh Look.

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Whoa no he's not I agreed to let you in the house. not Doo Doo over here Doo Dah Nobody's talking to you Ugh Look.

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Play Whoa no he's not I agreed to let you in the house. not Doo Doo over here Doo Dah Nobody's talking to you Ugh Look.

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Hey Dad. He's talking to you genius. Yeah Drew. Would you uh do me a kindness Put this hat on. My dad used to wear a Santa hat when we went Christmas tree shopping. ALL CHUCKLING. In public Yeah. That would be no. And in private that would be no too. Please wear the hat. No I'm not wearing the hat. Tom you gotta wear the hat. I'm not wearing the hat Wear the hat Tom. Now get it away from me before I shove it up your ass. Tom are you familiar with the phrase breach of contract. Give me the hat...

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Hey Dad. He's talking to you genius. Yeah Drew. Would you uh do me a kindness Put this hat on. My dad used to wear a Santa hat when we went Christmas tree shopping. ALL CHUCKLING. In public Yeah. That would be no. And in private that would be no too. Please wear the hat. No I'm not wearing the hat. Tom you gotta wear the hat. I'm not wearing the hat Wear the hat Tom. Now get it away from me before I shove it up your ass. Tom are you familiar with the phrase breach of contract. Give me the hat...

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Play Hey Dad. He's talking to you genius. Yeah Drew. Would you uh do me a kindness Put this hat on. My dad used to wear a Santa hat when we went Christmas tree shopping. ALL CHUCKLING. In public Yeah. That would be no. And in private that would be no too. Please wear the hat. No I'm not wearing the hat. Tom you gotta wear the hat. I'm not wearing the hat Wear the hat Tom. Now get it away from me before I shove it up your ass. Tom are you familiar with the phrase breach of contract. Give me the hat...