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Keep Surf School (2006) On Your Home Screen

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Don't you have a stick to play with. Go hug your board Tyler. I'm sure if you drilled a small enough hole in it. you two could be very happy

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Don't you have a stick to play with. Go hug your board Tyler. I'm sure if you drilled a small enough hole in it. you two could be very happy

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Play Don't you have a stick to play with. Go hug your board Tyler. I'm sure if you drilled a small enough hole in it. you two could be very happy

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Didn't they teach you in Mary land. not to play with your stick in public

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Didn't they teach you in Mary land. not to play with your stick in public

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Play Didn't they teach you in Mary land. not to play with your stick in public

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I dreamed about monkeys last night. They have monkeys in Costa Rica. I dreamed that you know I made friends with one on the senior trip. Okay Larry you've got to stop with these gay ass dreams. Seriously. Look have you been reading those y i Hustlers I gave you. A lot of the pages are stuck together. Yeah they do that. Uh humidity.

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I dreamed about monkeys last night. They have monkeys in Costa Rica. I dreamed that you know I made friends with one on the senior trip. Okay Larry you've got to stop with these gay ass dreams. Seriously. Look have you been reading those y i Hustlers I gave you. A lot of the pages are stuck together. Yeah they do that. Uh humidity.

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Play I dreamed about monkeys last night. They have monkeys in Costa Rica. I dreamed that you know I made friends with one on the senior trip. Okay Larry you've got to stop with these gay ass dreams. Seriously. Look have you been reading those y i Hustlers I gave you. A lot of the pages are stuck together. Yeah they do that. Uh humidity.

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I dreamed about that Costa Rican monkey again. Larry you need to be spanking the monkey not dreaming about it.

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I dreamed about that Costa Rican monkey again. Larry you need to be spanking the monkey not dreaming about it.

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Play I dreamed about that Costa Rican monkey again. Larry you need to be spanking the monkey not dreaming about it.

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Wow I just saw my first real monkey Look. Larry forget about the real monkeys. You're here to get that monkey off your back all right. The only word I want to hear out of your mouth is beaver got it.

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Wow I just saw my first real monkey Look. Larry forget about the real monkeys. You're here to get that monkey off your back all right. The only word I want to hear out of your mouth is beaver got it.

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Play Wow I just saw my first real monkey Look. Larry forget about the real monkeys. You're here to get that monkey off your back all right. The only word I want to hear out of your mouth is beaver got it.

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Hey you guys want to see a triple fart bubble.

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Hey you guys want to see a triple fart bubble.

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Play Hey you guys want to see a triple fart bubble.

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And if you don't ride them the right way they're gonna pound you man They got big jugs right. You know. Look Larry. if you're gonna rip with the big boys you got to learn to understand women Uh not the best advice Ripster Dude's a total virgin. Yeah man The only booty call he's ever seen starred Jamie Foxx. Is that true Larry. No Actually I didn't catch y i Booty Call. I had an S A T Review course. And Mother thinks Jamie Foxx is a pottymouth. Larry are you a virgin man. Yes Wow man. I...

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And if you don't ride them the right way they're gonna pound you man They got big jugs right. You know. Look Larry. if you're gonna rip with the big boys you got to learn to understand women Uh not the best advice Ripster Dude's a total virgin. Yeah man The only booty call he's ever seen starred Jamie Foxx. Is that true Larry. No Actually I didn't catch y i Booty Call. I had an S A T Review course. And Mother thinks Jamie Foxx is a pottymouth. Larry are you a virgin man. Yes Wow man. I...

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Play And if you don't ride them the right way they're gonna pound you man They got big jugs right. You know. Look Larry. if you're gonna rip with the big boys you got to learn to understand women Uh not the best advice Ripster Dude's a total virgin. Yeah man The only booty call he's ever seen starred Jamie Foxx. Is that true Larry. No Actually I didn't catch y i Booty Call. I had an S A T Review course. And Mother thinks Jamie Foxx is a pottymouth. Larry are you a virgin man. Yes Wow man. I...

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Larry. your balls are so dried up I can see them swinging off my rearview mirror halfway to Turkey. Boris says he has big plans for me tonight.

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Larry. your balls are so dried up I can see them swinging off my rearview mirror halfway to Turkey. Boris says he has big plans for me tonight.

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Play Larry. your balls are so dried up I can see them swinging off my rearview mirror halfway to Turkey. Boris says he has big plans for me tonight.

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Well you boys uh. you want to come by for some sushi tonight hmm I hand make it put all the little pieces together. How about some nice mahi mahi. Oh That's a dingleberry. Well as you know. every revolution requires a secret mission or two to level the battlefield so Boris and I whipped up a little something that might even the odds tomorrow What is this. Microscopic crabs. Kind of tough to focus on your surfing. when you got those cute little critters dancing in your shorts In 1971 I put the...

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Well you boys uh. you want to come by for some sushi tonight hmm I hand make it put all the little pieces together. How about some nice mahi mahi. Oh That's a dingleberry. Well as you know. every revolution requires a secret mission or two to level the battlefield so Boris and I whipped up a little something that might even the odds tomorrow What is this. Microscopic crabs. Kind of tough to focus on your surfing. when you got those cute little critters dancing in your shorts In 1971 I put the...

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Play Well you boys uh. you want to come by for some sushi tonight hmm I hand make it put all the little pieces together. How about some nice mahi mahi. Oh That's a dingleberry. Well as you know. every revolution requires a secret mission or two to level the battlefield so Boris and I whipped up a little something that might even the odds tomorrow What is this. Microscopic crabs. Kind of tough to focus on your surfing. when you got those cute little critters dancing in your shorts In 1971 I put the...

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Jordan Jordan I know you're on an inspirational roll. but I don't think this is gonna work with me I had my first erotic spanking from a chimp last night. and everybody on this beach knows it Even their mothers know it.

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Jordan Jordan I know you're on an inspirational roll. but I don't think this is gonna work with me I had my first erotic spanking from a chimp last night. and everybody on this beach knows it Even their mothers know it.

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Play Jordan Jordan I know you're on an inspirational roll. but I don't think this is gonna work with me I had my first erotic spanking from a chimp last night. and everybody on this beach knows it Even their mothers know it.