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Keep Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity (2007) On Your Home Screen

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You jump on the freeway and punch it it goes. When you can drive underneath an 18 wheeler and go. That s really dirty and drive back out. That is just too damned small. lt s cool at the gas pump On one tank you ve driven 2 or 3000 miles You fill up and go Oh all done l ll be damned. 10 cents That s amazing

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You jump on the freeway and punch it it goes. When you can drive underneath an 18 wheeler and go. That s really dirty and drive back out. That is just too damned small. lt s cool at the gas pump On one tank you ve driven 2 or 3000 miles You fill up and go Oh all done l ll be damned. 10 cents That s amazing

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Play You jump on the freeway and punch it it goes. When you can drive underneath an 18 wheeler and go. That s really dirty and drive back out. That is just too damned small. lt s cool at the gas pump On one tank you ve driven 2 or 3000 miles You fill up and go Oh all done l ll be damned. 10 cents That s amazing

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L m not used to a vehicle like this l ve had big trucks and SUVs The one vehicle l refuse to get rid of l ve had it for 10 years. l love this thing l ve taken good care of it lt s not politically correct to drive it l don t care H 1 Hummer The real one the big one the military version. l love this thing lt has a 38 gallon tank Gets 7 miles to the gallon. Diesel where l live at its peak was 3 84 per gallon.

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L m not used to a vehicle like this l ve had big trucks and SUVs The one vehicle l refuse to get rid of l ve had it for 10 years. l love this thing l ve taken good care of it lt s not politically correct to drive it l don t care H 1 Hummer The real one the big one the military version. l love this thing lt has a 38 gallon tank Gets 7 miles to the gallon. Diesel where l live at its peak was 3 84 per gallon.

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Play L m not used to a vehicle like this l ve had big trucks and SUVs The one vehicle l refuse to get rid of l ve had it for 10 years. l love this thing l ve taken good care of it lt s not politically correct to drive it l don t care H 1 Hummer The real one the big one the military version. l love this thing lt has a 38 gallon tank Gets 7 miles to the gallon. Diesel where l live at its peak was 3 84 per gallon.

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L named him Bill because l got him when Clinton was in office and as a puppy he was humping everything

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L named him Bill because l got him when Clinton was in office and as a puppy he was humping everything

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Play L named him Bill because l got him when Clinton was in office and as a puppy he was humping everything

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When it comes to dogs. l have criteria for what is and is not a dog Here is what is not a dog anything that bounces when it barks. Not a dog anything l can easily drop kick over my back fence. Not a dog anything that is regularly terrified by a running leaf. That s not a dog that s a yapping Beanie Baby that s what that is.

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When it comes to dogs. l have criteria for what is and is not a dog Here is what is not a dog anything that bounces when it barks. Not a dog anything l can easily drop kick over my back fence. Not a dog anything that is regularly terrified by a running leaf. That s not a dog that s a yapping Beanie Baby that s what that is.

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Play When it comes to dogs. l have criteria for what is and is not a dog Here is what is not a dog anything that bounces when it barks. Not a dog anything l can easily drop kick over my back fence. Not a dog anything that is regularly terrified by a running leaf. That s not a dog that s a yapping Beanie Baby that s what that is.

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Size does matter in the canine brain. Bill Golden Retriever very smart animal. lf he pooped on the living room carpet l stuck his nose in it Three times later he figured out l m not supposed to crap here. Next two dogs same thing Now the brain dead Chihuahua comes along. She poops on the carpet l stick her nose in it. three times later she thinks l m not supposed to crap ever

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Size does matter in the canine brain. Bill Golden Retriever very smart animal. lf he pooped on the living room carpet l stuck his nose in it Three times later he figured out l m not supposed to crap here. Next two dogs same thing Now the brain dead Chihuahua comes along. She poops on the carpet l stick her nose in it. three times later she thinks l m not supposed to crap ever

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Play Size does matter in the canine brain. Bill Golden Retriever very smart animal. lf he pooped on the living room carpet l stuck his nose in it Three times later he figured out l m not supposed to crap here. Next two dogs same thing Now the brain dead Chihuahua comes along. She poops on the carpet l stick her nose in it. three times later she thinks l m not supposed to crap ever

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Another way Chihuahuas prove their lack of intelligence. Most dogs know when you find a stick in the yard and you run with it. you put the stick in your mouth sideways l am not kidding This little idiot dog found a stick as long as she was and she stuck it in her mouth straight out the front This is all true We re on the couch watching TV. She runs through the house as fast as she can stick straight out. As she runs across the carpet she decides to quickly look down.

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Another way Chihuahuas prove their lack of intelligence. Most dogs know when you find a stick in the yard and you run with it. you put the stick in your mouth sideways l am not kidding This little idiot dog found a stick as long as she was and she stuck it in her mouth straight out the front This is all true We re on the couch watching TV. She runs through the house as fast as she can stick straight out. As she runs across the carpet she decides to quickly look down.

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Play Another way Chihuahuas prove their lack of intelligence. Most dogs know when you find a stick in the yard and you run with it. you put the stick in your mouth sideways l am not kidding This little idiot dog found a stick as long as she was and she stuck it in her mouth straight out the front This is all true We re on the couch watching TV. She runs through the house as fast as she can stick straight out. As she runs across the carpet she decides to quickly look down.

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There s an emotional bond. This has happened 5 times lt can t be coincidence. The three Chihuahuas sleep in the bed with my wife and me. My wife and l will get into an argument go to bed angry. You re not supposed to do that but we re tired. Rusty hears the argument knows we re not happy with each other. But he takes my side At 3 or 4 in the morning. he will wake up and pee on my wife

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There s an emotional bond. This has happened 5 times lt can t be coincidence. The three Chihuahuas sleep in the bed with my wife and me. My wife and l will get into an argument go to bed angry. You re not supposed to do that but we re tired. Rusty hears the argument knows we re not happy with each other. But he takes my side At 3 or 4 in the morning. he will wake up and pee on my wife

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Play There s an emotional bond. This has happened 5 times lt can t be coincidence. The three Chihuahuas sleep in the bed with my wife and me. My wife and l will get into an argument go to bed angry. You re not supposed to do that but we re tired. Rusty hears the argument knows we re not happy with each other. But he takes my side At 3 or 4 in the morning. he will wake up and pee on my wife

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4 am I'm ready to walk out the door but I still love her

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4 am I'm ready to walk out the door but I still love her

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Play 4 am I'm ready to walk out the door but I still love her

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Kenna seems to have a real twisted sense of humor. We don't know where that came from.

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Kenna seems to have a real twisted sense of humor. We don't know where that came from.

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Play Kenna seems to have a real twisted sense of humor. We don't know where that came from.

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Darby is going I ask Kenna What are you doing. I'm trying to make her heel automatically. I say Kenna It doesn't work I already tried it.

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Darby is going I ask Kenna What are you doing. I'm trying to make her heel automatically. I say Kenna It doesn't work I already tried it.

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Play Darby is going I ask Kenna What are you doing. I'm trying to make her heel automatically. I say Kenna It doesn't work I already tried it.