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CLONK! Bravo, Celeste! I always say you can get the measure of a girl by seeing how well. she swings a mallet. And I always say you can get the measure of a man by seeing. how often he insists upon measuring ladies. Now, now, Celeste, be nice to your fiance. Your turn, Edwin.

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CLONK! Bravo, Celeste! I always say you can get the measure of a girl by seeing how well. she swings a mallet. And I always say you can get the measure of a man by seeing. how often he insists upon measuring ladies. Now, now, Celeste, be nice to your fiance. Your turn, Edwin.

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Play CLONK! Bravo, Celeste! I always say you can get the measure of a girl by seeing how well. she swings a mallet. And I always say you can get the measure of a man by seeing. how often he insists upon measuring ladies. Now, now, Celeste, be nice to your fiance. Your turn, Edwin.

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But we are going to put all that behind us tonight. One tiny note, when we did our dress rehearsal the play ran smoothly. but just a touch too short for its time slot. But do not fear - we have managed to make up those missing three minutes. with the subtle use of additional adjectives. So the actors are prepared, the stage is set. Please, enjoy The Lodge!

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But we are going to put all that behind us tonight. One tiny note, when we did our dress rehearsal the play ran smoothly. but just a touch too short for its time slot. But do not fear - we have managed to make up those missing three minutes. with the subtle use of additional adjectives. So the actors are prepared, the stage is set. Please, enjoy The Lodge!

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Play But we are going to put all that behind us tonight. One tiny note, when we did our dress rehearsal the play ran smoothly. but just a touch too short for its time slot. But do not fear - we have managed to make up those missing three minutes. with the subtle use of additional adjectives. So the actors are prepared, the stage is set. Please, enjoy The Lodge!

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Welcome back to Play Of The Week, where each week a new play is performed, live in front of a studio audience here in Cornley, and broadcast to the nation. I am Chris Bean, the director! Tonight, we are going to present a truly frightening horror. Last Halloween we presented a season of spooky stage adaptations, but, regrettably, due to misprints on our publicity materials we ended up presenting a rather underwhelming production of The Texas Chainsaw Massager... ..in which a masked man went...

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Welcome back to Play Of The Week, where each week a new play is performed, live in front of a studio audience here in Cornley, and broadcast to the nation. I am Chris Bean, the director! Tonight, we are going to present a truly frightening horror. Last Halloween we presented a season of spooky stage adaptations, but, regrettably, due to misprints on our publicity materials we ended up presenting a rather underwhelming production of The Texas Chainsaw Massager... ..in which a masked man went...

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Play Welcome back to Play Of The Week, where each week a new play is performed, live in front of a studio audience here in Cornley, and broadcast to the nation. I am Chris Bean, the director! Tonight, we are going to present a truly frightening horror. Last Halloween we presented a season of spooky stage adaptations, but, regrettably, due to misprints on our publicity materials we ended up presenting a rather underwhelming production of The Texas Chainsaw Massager... ..in which a masked man went...

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Welcome back to Play Of The Week, where each week a new play is performed live in front of a studio audience here in Cornley and broadcast to the nation. I am Chris Bean...the director! Last week, you joined us. for our thrilling, unlicensed sequel to War Horse, entitled More Horse. I'd like to thank all those who wrote in with their complaints. The criticisms offered were as artistically sound. as they were personally abusive. Needless to say, I will never again be performing my Jamaican...

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Welcome back to Play Of The Week, where each week a new play is performed live in front of a studio audience here in Cornley and broadcast to the nation. I am Chris Bean...the director! Last week, you joined us. for our thrilling, unlicensed sequel to War Horse, entitled More Horse. I'd like to thank all those who wrote in with their complaints. The criticisms offered were as artistically sound. as they were personally abusive. Needless to say, I will never again be performing my Jamaican...

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Play Welcome back to Play Of The Week, where each week a new play is performed live in front of a studio audience here in Cornley and broadcast to the nation. I am Chris Bean...the director! Last week, you joined us. for our thrilling, unlicensed sequel to War Horse, entitled More Horse. I'd like to thank all those who wrote in with their complaints. The criticisms offered were as artistically sound. as they were personally abusive. Needless to say, I will never again be performing my Jamaican...

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Welcome back to Play Of The Week, where each week a new play. is performed live in front of a studio audience here in Cornley and broadcast to the nation. I am Chris Bean, the director. Tonight, I am thrilled to present the first legal drama. we've ever staged, although, admittedly, not the first we've ever been involved in. Before we begin, I do have one parish notice. Unfortunately, there has been an error with the technical drawings. for the courtroom set. While...

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Welcome back to Play Of The Week, where each week a new play. is performed live in front of a studio audience here in Cornley and broadcast to the nation. I am Chris Bean, the director. Tonight, I am thrilled to present the first legal drama. we've ever staged, although, admittedly, not the first we've ever been involved in. Before we begin, I do have one parish notice. Unfortunately, there has been an error with the technical drawings. for the courtroom set. While...

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Play CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Welcome back to Play Of The Week, where each week a new play. is performed live in front of a studio audience here in Cornley and broadcast to the nation. I am Chris Bean, the director. Tonight, I am thrilled to present the first legal drama. we've ever staged, although, admittedly, not the first we've ever been involved in. Before we begin, I do have one parish notice. Unfortunately, there has been an error with the technical drawings. for the courtroom set. While...

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What an unusual, creepy, old, big, large blue house. Alice, come in out the rain, please! Oh, wow. This place is amazing. Well, it's not very homely. So... How would you like to make this all yours? Grade II listed, detached family home, built 1726. Every detail of it immaculately renovated in 1931. Period fixtures and fittings through...out! Almost everything here is an antique, so please do be careful.

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What an unusual, creepy, old, big, large blue house. Alice, come in out the rain, please! Oh, wow. This place is amazing. Well, it's not very homely. So... How would you like to make this all yours? Grade II listed, detached family home, built 1726. Every detail of it immaculately renovated in 1931. Period fixtures and fittings through...out! Almost everything here is an antique, so please do be careful.

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Play What an unusual, creepy, old, big, large blue house. Alice, come in out the rain, please! Oh, wow. This place is amazing. Well, it's not very homely. So... How would you like to make this all yours? Grade II listed, detached family home, built 1726. Every detail of it immaculately renovated in 1931. Period fixtures and fittings through...out! Almost everything here is an antique, so please do be careful.

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Seven. Four. Nine. Test. MACHINE WHIRS. Nothing yet, Lieutenant. Six damn months, Val, six months working with the most advanced technology available to man, and we're no closer to cracking the German code. Ah! Are you all right? It's my leg again. Damned embarrassing getting shot down in my first flight. And look what I've got to show for it.

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Seven. Four. Nine. Test. MACHINE WHIRS. Nothing yet, Lieutenant. Six damn months, Val, six months working with the most advanced technology available to man, and we're no closer to cracking the German code. Ah! Are you all right? It's my leg again. Damned embarrassing getting shot down in my first flight. And look what I've got to show for it.

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Play Seven. Four. Nine. Test. MACHINE WHIRS. Nothing yet, Lieutenant. Six damn months, Val, six months working with the most advanced technology available to man, and we're no closer to cracking the German code. Ah! Are you all right? It's my leg again. Damned embarrassing getting shot down in my first flight. And look what I've got to show for it.

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I don't know how you made that shot. There's a storm coming. I can feel it in the air. Celeste! The sun is shining and the sparrows are in flight. LOUD SQUAWKING. How tranquil it is. Sparrows are so beautiful. I only wish they'd stay still long enough for me to paint them. Go. Go. SQUAWKING. Emily, how is your painting coming along? It's very nearly finished, Father. Well, I can't wait to see it. Where is your butler with that lemonade? I asked him for it ten minutes ago. If he was my man,...

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I don't know how you made that shot. There's a storm coming. I can feel it in the air. Celeste! The sun is shining and the sparrows are in flight. LOUD SQUAWKING. How tranquil it is. Sparrows are so beautiful. I only wish they'd stay still long enough for me to paint them. Go. Go. SQUAWKING. Emily, how is your painting coming along? It's very nearly finished, Father. Well, I can't wait to see it. Where is your butler with that lemonade? I asked him for it ten minutes ago. If he was my man,...

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Play I don't know how you made that shot. There's a storm coming. I can feel it in the air. Celeste! The sun is shining and the sparrows are in flight. LOUD SQUAWKING. How tranquil it is. Sparrows are so beautiful. I only wish they'd stay still long enough for me to paint them. Go. Go. SQUAWKING. Emily, how is your painting coming along? It's very nearly finished, Father. Well, I can't wait to see it. Where is your butler with that lemonade? I asked him for it ten minutes ago. If he was my man,...

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So, give it to me straight, Larry. How long has your daddy got left? Daddy gets more sick each sunrise. The doc says we ought to prepare for the worst. Said I wasn't going to cry. Damn it. You've done some mighty fine work looking after that old man. all by yourself, Larry. It's not just me. Ol' Neighbour Joe's always passing through. Morning! BOTH: Morning, Joe! Well, your daddy's lucky to have ya around. Thank you, Mr Pines. Well, sure is... Sure is hot today. It's 90 degrees outside....

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So, give it to me straight, Larry. How long has your daddy got left? Daddy gets more sick each sunrise. The doc says we ought to prepare for the worst. Said I wasn't going to cry. Damn it. You've done some mighty fine work looking after that old man. all by yourself, Larry. It's not just me. Ol' Neighbour Joe's always passing through. Morning! BOTH: Morning, Joe! Well, your daddy's lucky to have ya around. Thank you, Mr Pines. Well, sure is... Sure is hot today. It's 90 degrees outside....

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Play So, give it to me straight, Larry. How long has your daddy got left? Daddy gets more sick each sunrise. The doc says we ought to prepare for the worst. Said I wasn't going to cry. Damn it. You've done some mighty fine work looking after that old man. all by yourself, Larry. It's not just me. Ol' Neighbour Joe's always passing through. Morning! BOTH: Morning, Joe! Well, your daddy's lucky to have ya around. Thank you, Mr Pines. Well, sure is... Sure is hot today. It's 90 degrees outside....