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Keep The American Astronaut (2001) On Your Home Screen

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So i take the giri to Jupiter. trade her forthe boy bring the boy to Venus trade him forJohnny R bring Johnny R Back to earth and i get rich That's it. Where'd the giri come from. Eddy cioned her from one of his own cells. That's one detall best ieft unsaid.

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So i take the giri to Jupiter. trade her forthe boy bring the boy to Venus trade him forJohnny R bring Johnny R Back to earth and i get rich That's it. Where'd the giri come from. Eddy cioned her from one of his own cells. That's one detall best ieft unsaid.

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Play So i take the giri to Jupiter. trade her forthe boy bring the boy to Venus trade him forJohnny R bring Johnny R Back to earth and i get rich That's it. Where'd the giri come from. Eddy cioned her from one of his own cells. That's one detall best ieft unsaid.

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Hey is it just me or do my balls itch. I think it's you. Good For a minute i thought my balls itched.

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Hey is it just me or do my balls itch. I think it's you. Good For a minute i thought my balls itched.

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Play Hey is it just me or do my balls itch. I think it's you. Good For a minute i thought my balls itched.

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So this guy waiks into a bar and he says to the bartender. Can i use your phone The bartender says Sure So he wipes his ass on it and the bart. What. Ah shit i just toid you the punchllne. I've been telling this joke so fuckin' iong i knew i'd fuck it up.

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So this guy waiks into a bar and he says to the bartender. Can i use your phone The bartender says Sure So he wipes his ass on it and the bart. What. Ah shit i just toid you the punchllne. I've been telling this joke so fuckin' iong i knew i'd fuck it up.

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Play So this guy waiks into a bar and he says to the bartender. Can i use your phone The bartender says Sure So he wipes his ass on it and the bart. What. Ah shit i just toid you the punchllne. I've been telling this joke so fuckin' iong i knew i'd fuck it up.

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Gentiemen you have all worked very hard. and among the iucky you are the chosen ones You have been sprinkied with iucky stardust. Yes you have. Fortoday you have been chosen to reside in the court of the Great One. Gentiemen i give you. The Boy Who Actually Saw. a Woman's Breast

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Gentiemen you have all worked very hard. and among the iucky you are the chosen ones You have been sprinkied with iucky stardust. Yes you have. Fortoday you have been chosen to reside in the court of the Great One. Gentiemen i give you. The Boy Who Actually Saw. a Woman's Breast

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Play Gentiemen you have all worked very hard. and among the iucky you are the chosen ones You have been sprinkied with iucky stardust. Yes you have. Fortoday you have been chosen to reside in the court of the Great One. Gentiemen i give you. The Boy Who Actually Saw. a Woman's Breast

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It was round and soft. Now go back to work.

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It was round and soft. Now go back to work.

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Play It was round and soft. Now go back to work.

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What's the matterwith him. You know how kids are You sell them to a shitty pianet and they think you're the bad guy.

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What's the matterwith him. You know how kids are You sell them to a shitty pianet and they think you're the bad guy.

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Play What's the matterwith him. You know how kids are You sell them to a shitty pianet and they think you're the bad guy.

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So there's this man and he llved his whoie llfe on Earth and his name was Mr Stevenson. When Mr Stevenson was eight years oid he asked another llttie boy. if he wouid llke a Hurts Donut The other boy said Yes So he hit him on the arm and he said Hurts Donut. Five years iater Mr Stevenson asked another boy about his same age at that time. if he wouid llke a Hurts Donut When the boy said Yes Mr Stevenson stabbed him over and over again. in his eye in his cheek with a pencll saying Hurts Donut...

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So there's this man and he llved his whoie llfe on Earth and his name was Mr Stevenson. When Mr Stevenson was eight years oid he asked another llttie boy. if he wouid llke a Hurts Donut The other boy said Yes So he hit him on the arm and he said Hurts Donut. Five years iater Mr Stevenson asked another boy about his same age at that time. if he wouid llke a Hurts Donut When the boy said Yes Mr Stevenson stabbed him over and over again. in his eye in his cheek with a pencll saying Hurts Donut...

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Play So there's this man and he llved his whoie llfe on Earth and his name was Mr Stevenson. When Mr Stevenson was eight years oid he asked another llttie boy. if he wouid llke a Hurts Donut The other boy said Yes So he hit him on the arm and he said Hurts Donut. Five years iater Mr Stevenson asked another boy about his same age at that time. if he wouid llke a Hurts Donut When the boy said Yes Mr Stevenson stabbed him over and over again. in his eye in his cheek with a pencll saying Hurts Donut...

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How iong have they been making you dress llke that. The word is not make it's iet. They iet me wearwhatever i want. I see.

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How iong have they been making you dress llke that. The word is not make it's iet. They iet me wearwhatever i want. I see.

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Play How iong have they been making you dress llke that. The word is not make it's iet. They iet me wearwhatever i want. I see.

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Y i I have a plcture of you y i Guess what you're dolng I'm taking a shit. y i I put It next to my Trophy and then i say Oow there's a stinky boy

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Y i I have a plcture of you y i Guess what you're dolng I'm taking a shit. y i I put It next to my Trophy and then i say Oow there's a stinky boy

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Play Y i I have a plcture of you y i Guess what you're dolng I'm taking a shit. y i I put It next to my Trophy and then i say Oow there's a stinky boy

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Y i Guess who thls Is Professor Hess. y i That's right You got It on the y i first try Forthat you get a klss I'll pass. y i What Do you thlnk I'd klss you y i You'd love It If I klssed you and y i I would never klss you You said you were going to kiss me. I never said i'd kiss you I never said that You just want me to kiss you. Not really. Oh I'm not good enough to kiss you Is that what you're saying.

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Y i Guess who thls Is Professor Hess. y i That's right You got It on the y i first try Forthat you get a klss I'll pass. y i What Do you thlnk I'd klss you y i You'd love It If I klssed you and y i I would never klss you You said you were going to kiss me. I never said i'd kiss you I never said that You just want me to kiss you. Not really. Oh I'm not good enough to kiss you Is that what you're saying.

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Play Y i Guess who thls Is Professor Hess. y i That's right You got It on the y i first try Forthat you get a klss I'll pass. y i What Do you thlnk I'd klss you y i You'd love It If I klssed you and y i I would never klss you You said you were going to kiss me. I never said i'd kiss you I never said that You just want me to kiss you. Not really. Oh I'm not good enough to kiss you Is that what you're saying.