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Is there something wrong with you. Probably yeah.

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Is there something wrong with you. Probably yeah.

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Play Is there something wrong with you. Probably yeah.

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I should know that I'm a C maybe a C plus. in the winter time when I can cover up my body more And even though you're a douche bag you're still incredibly attractive. So maybe it's only fair you two pair.

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I should know that I'm a C maybe a C plus. in the winter time when I can cover up my body more And even though you're a douche bag you're still incredibly attractive. So maybe it's only fair you two pair.

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Play I should know that I'm a C maybe a C plus. in the winter time when I can cover up my body more And even though you're a douche bag you're still incredibly attractive. So maybe it's only fair you two pair.

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I'm not gonna ask you out because I don't believe in love. I think all relationships deteriorate into hate. indifference or Well yeah those two things My parents have been together for 32 years. And they're happily in love No they're not. Yes they are No they're not. If they haven't divorced by now. probably means they've just surrendered to the fact that being apart isn't much better than being together You know the lesser of two evils. Trust me it's like an emotional holocaust between...

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I'm not gonna ask you out because I don't believe in love. I think all relationships deteriorate into hate. indifference or Well yeah those two things My parents have been together for 32 years. And they're happily in love No they're not. Yes they are No they're not. If they haven't divorced by now. probably means they've just surrendered to the fact that being apart isn't much better than being together You know the lesser of two evils. Trust me it's like an emotional holocaust between...

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Play I'm not gonna ask you out because I don't believe in love. I think all relationships deteriorate into hate. indifference or Well yeah those two things My parents have been together for 32 years. And they're happily in love No they're not. Yes they are No they're not. If they haven't divorced by now. probably means they've just surrendered to the fact that being apart isn't much better than being together You know the lesser of two evils. Trust me it's like an emotional holocaust between...

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He called himself a Bob Dylan song. and then proceeded to call me a Britney Spears song I don't know what it means either but it sounds insulting.

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He called himself a Bob Dylan song. and then proceeded to call me a Britney Spears song I don't know what it means either but it sounds insulting.

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Play He called himself a Bob Dylan song. and then proceeded to call me a Britney Spears song I don't know what it means either but it sounds insulting.

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Wait wait I just have to tell you something more important really quick. You know that book I've been reading The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins. Leave the winter on the ground. There's this fascinating part I just read about memes. He basically says that ideas are like genes that self replicate and mutate. like a cultural form of evolution Touch me now I close my eyes. I was thinking how that applies to us you know. The idea of us how we've really mutated and evolved. And it's a hard...

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Wait wait I just have to tell you something more important really quick. You know that book I've been reading The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins. Leave the winter on the ground. There's this fascinating part I just read about memes. He basically says that ideas are like genes that self replicate and mutate. like a cultural form of evolution Touch me now I close my eyes. I was thinking how that applies to us you know. The idea of us how we've really mutated and evolved. And it's a hard...

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Play Wait wait I just have to tell you something more important really quick. You know that book I've been reading The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins. Leave the winter on the ground. There's this fascinating part I just read about memes. He basically says that ideas are like genes that self replicate and mutate. like a cultural form of evolution Touch me now I close my eyes. I was thinking how that applies to us you know. The idea of us how we've really mutated and evolved. And it's a hard...

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I should get back to my date He's probably. But I just wanna keep talking to you. What I wanna keep talking to you for multiple reasons. I mean you're beautiful but it's more than that I promise. That's very nice but I should go. Maybe I'll see you in the winter when you're a C plus. See I knew it I knew you were superficial I told you. The only reason that you're talking to me is because you think I'm hot. Yeah but the only reason why you won't is because you think I'm not. Fine Give me a...

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I should get back to my date He's probably. But I just wanna keep talking to you. What I wanna keep talking to you for multiple reasons. I mean you're beautiful but it's more than that I promise. That's very nice but I should go. Maybe I'll see you in the winter when you're a C plus. See I knew it I knew you were superficial I told you. The only reason that you're talking to me is because you think I'm hot. Yeah but the only reason why you won't is because you think I'm not. Fine Give me a...

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Play I should get back to my date He's probably. But I just wanna keep talking to you. What I wanna keep talking to you for multiple reasons. I mean you're beautiful but it's more than that I promise. That's very nice but I should go. Maybe I'll see you in the winter when you're a C plus. See I knew it I knew you were superficial I told you. The only reason that you're talking to me is because you think I'm hot. Yeah but the only reason why you won't is because you think I'm not. Fine Give me a...

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It's beautiful when the weather is not hot or cold. Kinda like you don't notice it. Kinda like it's perfect because everything is so balanced. You don't even feel it. And while you're feeling that non feeling. you look up in the sky and you almost think that's why Because how everything is right now all the stars and planets. and us and the ground and the cells and molecules

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It's beautiful when the weather is not hot or cold. Kinda like you don't notice it. Kinda like it's perfect because everything is so balanced. You don't even feel it. And while you're feeling that non feeling. you look up in the sky and you almost think that's why Because how everything is right now all the stars and planets. and us and the ground and the cells and molecules

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Play It's beautiful when the weather is not hot or cold. Kinda like you don't notice it. Kinda like it's perfect because everything is so balanced. You don't even feel it. And while you're feeling that non feeling. you look up in the sky and you almost think that's why Because how everything is right now all the stars and planets. and us and the ground and the cells and molecules

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What if something good happens 5 minutes from now. Can't that happen No. What did you think was gonna happen. 5 minutes before you met me

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What if something good happens 5 minutes from now. Can't that happen No. What did you think was gonna happen. 5 minutes before you met me

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Play What if something good happens 5 minutes from now. Can't that happen No. What did you think was gonna happen. 5 minutes before you met me

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You're a now person True. Yeah see I'm a 5 minutes from now person. Because 5 minutes from now a gust of wind could come in. and blow H1N1 in everyone's eyes Right Except that's highly unlikely. Or 5 minutes from now an earthquake could erupt. and swallow us all whole Right Except that. No shit that could actually happen. Yeah The point is I'm way too anxious about what could happen. 5 minutes from now to be content with now Can't do it. What if something good happens 5 minutes from now....

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You're a now person True. Yeah see I'm a 5 minutes from now person. Because 5 minutes from now a gust of wind could come in. and blow H1N1 in everyone's eyes Right Except that's highly unlikely. Or 5 minutes from now an earthquake could erupt. and swallow us all whole Right Except that. No shit that could actually happen. Yeah The point is I'm way too anxious about what could happen. 5 minutes from now to be content with now Can't do it. What if something good happens 5 minutes from now....

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Play You're a now person True. Yeah see I'm a 5 minutes from now person. Because 5 minutes from now a gust of wind could come in. and blow H1N1 in everyone's eyes Right Except that's highly unlikely. Or 5 minutes from now an earthquake could erupt. and swallow us all whole Right Except that. No shit that could actually happen. Yeah The point is I'm way too anxious about what could happen. 5 minutes from now to be content with now Can't do it. What if something good happens 5 minutes from now....