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Keep Tormented (2009) On Your Home Screen

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All right Jizzum Wanks you creepy little twat. tomorrow at school I'm going to make kebabs out of your nads

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All right Jizzum Wanks you creepy little twat. tomorrow at school I'm going to make kebabs out of your nads

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Play All right Jizzum Wanks you creepy little twat. tomorrow at school I'm going to make kebabs out of your nads

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Have you been upsetting my guests Nah bro I was joking You get me. Don't play with the boobs I ain't your fucking bro. Listen you lot need to chill out. It's Darren Mullet's leaving do The fat twat is dead. You gotta drink to that You get me Give me some. Why the fuck would you even say that shit to me. Bradley mate it's me Sort him out. Mate come on Bradley it's me it's Jeremy. Come on Come on man Shh Suck my titties.

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Have you been upsetting my guests Nah bro I was joking You get me. Don't play with the boobs I ain't your fucking bro. Listen you lot need to chill out. It's Darren Mullet's leaving do The fat twat is dead. You gotta drink to that You get me Give me some. Why the fuck would you even say that shit to me. Bradley mate it's me Sort him out. Mate come on Bradley it's me it's Jeremy. Come on Come on man Shh Suck my titties.

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Play Have you been upsetting my guests Nah bro I was joking You get me. Don't play with the boobs I ain't your fucking bro. Listen you lot need to chill out. It's Darren Mullet's leaving do The fat twat is dead. You gotta drink to that You get me Give me some. Why the fuck would you even say that shit to me. Bradley mate it's me Sort him out. Mate come on Bradley it's me it's Jeremy. Come on Come on man Shh Suck my titties.

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To Mullet I bet the only reason you hung yourself. Chuckling was 'cause you were trying to get a hard on. You were just trying to get wood boy.

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To Mullet I bet the only reason you hung yourself. Chuckling was 'cause you were trying to get a hard on. You were just trying to get wood boy.

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Play To Mullet I bet the only reason you hung yourself. Chuckling was 'cause you were trying to get a hard on. You were just trying to get wood boy.

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Hey kid go tell Swanny that the Head wants to see Jason Banks. Tell her yourself. Oi you cheeky little prick do as you're told. Kids these days No fucking respect I blame the schools.

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Hey kid go tell Swanny that the Head wants to see Jason Banks. Tell her yourself. Oi you cheeky little prick do as you're told. Kids these days No fucking respect I blame the schools.

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Play Hey kid go tell Swanny that the Head wants to see Jason Banks. Tell her yourself. Oi you cheeky little prick do as you're told. Kids these days No fucking respect I blame the schools.

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It's from Mullet. It can't be Who's doing this Brad. Who's doing this Brad How the fuck do I know who's doing it. Brad it wasn't him. I don't give a fuck He gets on my tits anyway.

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It's from Mullet. It can't be Who's doing this Brad. Who's doing this Brad How the fuck do I know who's doing it. Brad it wasn't him. I don't give a fuck He gets on my tits anyway.

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Play It's from Mullet. It can't be Who's doing this Brad. Who's doing this Brad How the fuck do I know who's doing it. Brad it wasn't him. I don't give a fuck He gets on my tits anyway.

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Fuck me I'm out of breath. Now what I was trying to say was. how sorry I am that Mullet decided to top himself Bit selfish of him really leaving Mr Jizzy No Mates here. Not even one fat spaz to call a friend. You bastard. Ah you're a plucky little fucker aren't you. Ah Now. Mullet is dead. Which means he can't be sending me texts. I don't think you get a signal up there. I can't even get a signal in the bogs. Exactly. Now pretending to be Shrek risen from the dead ain't a bad gag. Give me his...

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Fuck me I'm out of breath. Now what I was trying to say was. how sorry I am that Mullet decided to top himself Bit selfish of him really leaving Mr Jizzy No Mates here. Not even one fat spaz to call a friend. You bastard. Ah you're a plucky little fucker aren't you. Ah Now. Mullet is dead. Which means he can't be sending me texts. I don't think you get a signal up there. I can't even get a signal in the bogs. Exactly. Now pretending to be Shrek risen from the dead ain't a bad gag. Give me his...

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Play Fuck me I'm out of breath. Now what I was trying to say was. how sorry I am that Mullet decided to top himself Bit selfish of him really leaving Mr Jizzy No Mates here. Not even one fat spaz to call a friend. You bastard. Ah you're a plucky little fucker aren't you. Ah Now. Mullet is dead. Which means he can't be sending me texts. I don't think you get a signal up there. I can't even get a signal in the bogs. Exactly. Now pretending to be Shrek risen from the dead ain't a bad gag. Give me his...

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Is it true though Are you actually kicking in her back door. That's my girlfriend you fucking moron I said not to call me that. Laughs. Oh Twat.

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Is it true though Are you actually kicking in her back door. That's my girlfriend you fucking moron I said not to call me that. Laughs. Oh Twat.

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Play Is it true though Are you actually kicking in her back door. That's my girlfriend you fucking moron I said not to call me that. Laughs. Oh Twat.

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You've got no idea what it's like to be bullied do you. Well I'm sure it's awful. Darren couldn't escape even when he was at home. They they sent him texts and emails. And they set up a website A website. Yeah can you believe that And what's he supposed to do. You tell a teacher and they tell the bullies off and they come after you. You tell your parents and they say stand up for yourself. Darren couldn't stand up for himself. So who bullied him.

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You've got no idea what it's like to be bullied do you. Well I'm sure it's awful. Darren couldn't escape even when he was at home. They they sent him texts and emails. And they set up a website A website. Yeah can you believe that And what's he supposed to do. You tell a teacher and they tell the bullies off and they come after you. You tell your parents and they say stand up for yourself. Darren couldn't stand up for himself. So who bullied him.

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Play You've got no idea what it's like to be bullied do you. Well I'm sure it's awful. Darren couldn't escape even when he was at home. They they sent him texts and emails. And they set up a website A website. Yeah can you believe that And what's he supposed to do. You tell a teacher and they tell the bullies off and they come after you. You tell your parents and they say stand up for yourself. Darren couldn't stand up for himself. So who bullied him.

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What do you want. I want world peace. I want Prada shoes. and I wanna know why you've been texting us you stupid geeky little bitch What are you talking about You sending us texts. Why would I Because you're a twisted dyke slut. How would I know Why don't you grow up.

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What do you want. I want world peace. I want Prada shoes. and I wanna know why you've been texting us you stupid geeky little bitch What are you talking about You sending us texts. Why would I Because you're a twisted dyke slut. How would I know Why don't you grow up.

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Play What do you want. I want world peace. I want Prada shoes. and I wanna know why you've been texting us you stupid geeky little bitch What are you talking about You sending us texts. Why would I Because you're a twisted dyke slut. How would I know Why don't you grow up.

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That's mine Look at this piece of shit. Must have come from the pound shop Give it back. It's not like you needed it anyway. You only need a phone if you've got friends to talk to.

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That's mine Look at this piece of shit. Must have come from the pound shop Give it back. It's not like you needed it anyway. You only need a phone if you've got friends to talk to.

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Play That's mine Look at this piece of shit. Must have come from the pound shop Give it back. It's not like you needed it anyway. You only need a phone if you've got friends to talk to.