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Keep Analyze This (1999) On Your Home Screen

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[afterreceiving a lavish gift from Vitti] Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.

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[afterreceiving a lavish gift from Vitti] Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.

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Play [afterreceiving a lavish gift from Vitti] Dr. Ben Sobel: Call the Vatican. See if something is missing.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: You know what I do when I'm angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel. [Vitti pulls out a gun and shoots a pillow] Boss Paul Vitti: There's your fuckin' pillow. Dr. Ben Sobel: Feel better? Boss Paul Vitti: Yeah, I do.

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Dr. Ben Sobel: You know what I do when I'm angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel. [Vitti pulls out a gun and shoots a pillow] Boss Paul Vitti: There's your fuckin' pillow. Dr. Ben Sobel: Feel better? Boss Paul Vitti: Yeah, I do.

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Play Dr. Ben Sobel: You know what I do when I'm angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel. [Vitti pulls out a gun and shoots a pillow] Boss Paul Vitti: There's your fuckin' pillow. Dr. Ben Sobel: Feel better? Boss Paul Vitti: Yeah, I do.

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Dad you're not coming to my wedding. We want to but I have three book signings next weekend. I can't piss off these big bookstores. If I cancel they stick me on the bottom shelves That's how they are. That's the word on the street. Barnes is okay but Noble is a vindictive prick.

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Dad you're not coming to my wedding. We want to but I have three book signings next weekend. I can't piss off these big bookstores. If I cancel they stick me on the bottom shelves That's how they are. That's the word on the street. Barnes is okay but Noble is a vindictive prick.

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Play Dad you're not coming to my wedding. We want to but I have three book signings next weekend. I can't piss off these big bookstores. If I cancel they stick me on the bottom shelves That's how they are. That's the word on the street. Barnes is okay but Noble is a vindictive prick.

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Dad has a patient who dreams he shits trout.

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Dad has a patient who dreams he shits trout.

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Play Dad has a patient who dreams he shits trout.

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[Impersonating a gangster] Dr. Ben Sobel: My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine. Went to a party, pop a the 'lude and smoka the Tibet, and next thing I know I'm in fishnets singing show tunes, but that is not the point. The point is, I am known to those who know me the best as the fuckin' doctor. That's it, bada bing, bada boom, very good.

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[Impersonating a gangster] Dr. Ben Sobel: My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine. Went to a party, pop a the 'lude and smoka the Tibet, and next thing I know I'm in fishnets singing show tunes, but that is not the point. The point is, I am known to those who know me the best as the fuckin' doctor. That's it, bada bing, bada boom, very good.

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Play [Impersonating a gangster] Dr. Ben Sobel: My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnazz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine. Went to a party, pop a the 'lude and smoka the Tibet, and next thing I know I'm in fishnets singing show tunes, but that is not the point. The point is, I am known to those who know me the best as the fuckin' doctor. That's it, bada bing, bada boom, very good.

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Boss Paul Vitti: [narrating] 1957 was a big year. The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space, the Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field to say goodbye to Brooklyn, that guy shot Frank Costello in the head, and missed, and the Gallo brothers whacked Albert Anastasia in the barber shop of the Sheraton View hotel. It was total chaos. With Anastasia out of the way, Vito Genovese figures he's the big boss. But Carlo Gambino and Joe Bananas, they had other ideas. So they called a...

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Boss Paul Vitti: [narrating] 1957 was a big year. The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space, the Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field to say goodbye to Brooklyn, that guy shot Frank Costello in the head, and missed, and the Gallo brothers whacked Albert Anastasia in the barber shop of the Sheraton View hotel. It was total chaos. With Anastasia out of the way, Vito Genovese figures he's the big boss. But Carlo Gambino and Joe Bananas, they had other ideas. So they called a...

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Play Boss Paul Vitti: [narrating] 1957 was a big year. The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space, the Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field to say goodbye to Brooklyn, that guy shot Frank Costello in the head, and missed, and the Gallo brothers whacked Albert Anastasia in the barber shop of the Sheraton View hotel. It was total chaos. With Anastasia out of the way, Vito Genovese figures he's the big boss. But Carlo Gambino and Joe Bananas, they had other ideas. So they called a...

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You know me. Yes No you don't. You see my picture in the paper. Yes No you didn't. I don't even get the paper.

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You know me. Yes No you don't. You see my picture in the paper. Yes No you didn't. I don't even get the paper.

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Play You know me. Yes No you don't. You see my picture in the paper. Yes No you didn't. I don't even get the paper.

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If I talk to you. and you turn me into a fag I'll kill you Understand

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If I talk to you. and you turn me into a fag I'll kill you Understand

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Play If I talk to you. and you turn me into a fag I'll kill you Understand

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I go fag you die That's it. I'm sealing the vent in your room. You cannot listen to my sessions. It's so cool Was that really Paul Vitti. I didn't ask to see his Mafia decoder ring but it was him. Are you going to treat him Of course not Are you crazy. And Michael you cannot tell anybody that he was here Understand. Should I take it off the Internet What. Michael I'm kidding.

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I go fag you die That's it. I'm sealing the vent in your room. You cannot listen to my sessions. It's so cool Was that really Paul Vitti. I didn't ask to see his Mafia decoder ring but it was him. Are you going to treat him Of course not Are you crazy. And Michael you cannot tell anybody that he was here Understand. Should I take it off the Internet What. Michael I'm kidding.

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Play I go fag you die That's it. I'm sealing the vent in your room. You cannot listen to my sessions. It's so cool Was that really Paul Vitti. I didn't ask to see his Mafia decoder ring but it was him. Are you going to treat him Of course not Are you crazy. And Michael you cannot tell anybody that he was here Understand. Should I take it off the Internet What. Michael I'm kidding.

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I got news for you you two bit prick son of a bitch rat bastard. you did nothing for me Whatever you did it didn't take I'm still fucked up You did nothing for me. I did nothing for you I saw you for five minutes. What do you expect. I can't work miracles Let me tell you something else. I don't like it when someone breaks in. and kidnaps me in the middle of the night I have a family I have a life. And I have a serious practice. And I don't have time for your bullshit. That got away from me at...

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I got news for you you two bit prick son of a bitch rat bastard. you did nothing for me Whatever you did it didn't take I'm still fucked up You did nothing for me. I did nothing for you I saw you for five minutes. What do you expect. I can't work miracles Let me tell you something else. I don't like it when someone breaks in. and kidnaps me in the middle of the night I have a family I have a life. And I have a serious practice. And I don't have time for your bullshit. That got away from me at...

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Play I got news for you you two bit prick son of a bitch rat bastard. you did nothing for me Whatever you did it didn't take I'm still fucked up You did nothing for me. I did nothing for you I saw you for five minutes. What do you expect. I can't work miracles Let me tell you something else. I don't like it when someone breaks in. and kidnaps me in the middle of the night I have a family I have a life. And I have a serious practice. And I don't have time for your bullshit. That got away from me at...