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Keep Sideways (2004) On Your Home Screen

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Miles Raymond: A little citrus. Maybe some strawberry. Mmm. Passion fruit, mmm, and, oh, there's just like the faintest soupÃ§on of like, uh, asparagus, and, there's a, just a flutter of, like a, like a nutty Edam cheese.

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Miles Raymond: A little citrus. Maybe some strawberry. Mmm. Passion fruit, mmm, and, oh, there's just like the faintest soupÃ§on of like, uh, asparagus, and, there's a, just a flutter of, like a, like a nutty Edam cheese.

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Play Miles Raymond: A little citrus. Maybe some strawberry. Mmm. Passion fruit, mmm, and, oh, there's just like the faintest soupÃ§on of like, uh, asparagus, and, there's a, just a flutter of, like a, like a nutty Edam cheese.

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Oh fuck me. I know I said I would be there by noon. but there's all of this work going on at my building

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Oh fuck me. I know I said I would be there by noon. but there's all of this work going on at my building

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Play Oh fuck me. I know I said I would be there by noon. but there's all of this work going on at my building

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Miles Raymond: Let me show you how this is done. First thing, hold the glass up and examine the wine against the light. You're looking for color and clarity. Just, get a sense of it. OK? Uhh, thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy? OK? Alright. Now, tip it. What you're doing here is checking for color density as it thins out towards the rim. Uhh, that's gonna tell you how old it is, among other things. It's usually more important with reds. OK? Now, stick your nose in it. Don't be shy, really get your...

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Miles Raymond: Let me show you how this is done. First thing, hold the glass up and examine the wine against the light. You're looking for color and clarity. Just, get a sense of it. OK? Uhh, thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy? OK? Alright. Now, tip it. What you're doing here is checking for color density as it thins out towards the rim. Uhh, that's gonna tell you how old it is, among other things. It's usually more important with reds. OK? Now, stick your nose in it. Don't be shy, really get your...

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Play Miles Raymond: Let me show you how this is done. First thing, hold the glass up and examine the wine against the light. You're looking for color and clarity. Just, get a sense of it. OK? Uhh, thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy? OK? Alright. Now, tip it. What you're doing here is checking for color density as it thins out towards the rim. Uhh, that's gonna tell you how old it is, among other things. It's usually more important with reds. OK? Now, stick your nose in it. Don't be shy, really get your...

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Don't make me out to be a liar What is the subject of your book. Non fiction No It's a novel. Fiction Yes Oh. Although there is quite a bit from my own life. so I suppose that technically some of it is non fiction Good I like non fiction. There is so much to know about this world. I think you read something somebody just invented it waste of time. That's an interesting perspective.

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Don't make me out to be a liar What is the subject of your book. Non fiction No It's a novel. Fiction Yes Oh. Although there is quite a bit from my own life. so I suppose that technically some of it is non fiction Good I like non fiction. There is so much to know about this world. I think you read something somebody just invented it waste of time. That's an interesting perspective.

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Play Don't make me out to be a liar What is the subject of your book. Non fiction No It's a novel. Fiction Yes Oh. Although there is quite a bit from my own life. so I suppose that technically some of it is non fiction Good I like non fiction. There is so much to know about this world. I think you read something somebody just invented it waste of time. That's an interesting perspective.

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No don't open that now No no no. Why not It's warm. Jack that is a 1992 Byron Right. It's really rare Okay. I've been saving it All right. Please don't open it I won't open it.

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No don't open that now No no no. Why not It's warm. Jack that is a 1992 Byron Right. It's really rare Okay. I've been saving it All right. Please don't open it I won't open it.

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Play No don't open that now No no no. Why not It's warm. Jack that is a 1992 Byron Right. It's really rare Okay. I've been saving it All right. Please don't open it I won't open it.

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[last lines] Maya: [on answering machine] Hello, Miles. It's Maya. Thanks for your letter. I I would have called sooner, but I think I needed some time to think about everything that happened and... what you wrote to me. Another reason, um, I didn't call you sooner is because I wanted to finish your book, which I finally did last night. And I think it's really lovely, Miles. You're so good with words. Who cares if it's not getting published? There are so many beautiful and... painful things...

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[last lines] Maya: [on answering machine] Hello, Miles. It's Maya. Thanks for your letter. I I would have called sooner, but I think I needed some time to think about everything that happened and... what you wrote to me. Another reason, um, I didn't call you sooner is because I wanted to finish your book, which I finally did last night. And I think it's really lovely, Miles. You're so good with words. Who cares if it's not getting published? There are so many beautiful and... painful things...

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Play [last lines] Maya: [on answering machine] Hello, Miles. It's Maya. Thanks for your letter. I I would have called sooner, but I think I needed some time to think about everything that happened and... what you wrote to me. Another reason, um, I didn't call you sooner is because I wanted to finish your book, which I finally did last night. And I think it's really lovely, Miles. You're so good with words. Who cares if it's not getting published? There are so many beautiful and... painful things...

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Despite your crass behavior. I'm actually glad we're getting this time together.

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Despite your crass behavior. I'm actually glad we're getting this time together.

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Play Despite your crass behavior. I'm actually glad we're getting this time together.

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Man that's tasty. That's 100 pinot noir Single vineyard. They don't even make it anymore. Pinot noir Mm hm. Then how come it's white Oh Jesus. Don't ask questions like that up in wine country. They'll think you're some kind of dumbshit okay.

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Man that's tasty. That's 100 pinot noir Single vineyard. They don't even make it anymore. Pinot noir Mm hm. Then how come it's white Oh Jesus. Don't ask questions like that up in wine country. They'll think you're some kind of dumbshit okay.

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Play Man that's tasty. That's 100 pinot noir Single vineyard. They don't even make it anymore. Pinot noir Mm hm. Then how come it's white Oh Jesus. Don't ask questions like that up in wine country. They'll think you're some kind of dumbshit okay.

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Miles Raymond: I'm finished. I'm not a writer, I'm a middle school English teacher. Well, the world doesn't give a shit what I have to say. I'm unnecessary. Ha! I'm so insignificant I can't even kill myself. Jack: Miles, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Miles Raymond: Come on, man. You know. Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf. You can't kill yourself before you're even published! Jack: What about the guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He committed suicide before he was published. Look...

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Miles Raymond: I'm finished. I'm not a writer, I'm a middle school English teacher. Well, the world doesn't give a shit what I have to say. I'm unnecessary. Ha! I'm so insignificant I can't even kill myself. Jack: Miles, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Miles Raymond: Come on, man. You know. Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf. You can't kill yourself before you're even published! Jack: What about the guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He committed suicide before he was published. Look...

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Play Miles Raymond: I'm finished. I'm not a writer, I'm a middle school English teacher. Well, the world doesn't give a shit what I have to say. I'm unnecessary. Ha! I'm so insignificant I can't even kill myself. Jack: Miles, what the hell is that supposed to mean? Miles Raymond: Come on, man. You know. Hemingway, Sexton, Plath, Woolf. You can't kill yourself before you're even published! Jack: What about the guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He committed suicide before he was published. Look...

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Did you read the latest draft by the way. Oh yeah yeah And. It's great I mean. There are so many improvements It's much tighter. It just seems I don't know more congealed or something. Mm hm. What about the new ending Did you like that. Oh yeah New ending vastly superior to the old ending. There is no new ending. Page 750 on is exactly the same. Well maybe it just seemed new. because everything leading up to it was so different Yeah that must be it.

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Did you read the latest draft by the way. Oh yeah yeah And. It's great I mean. There are so many improvements It's much tighter. It just seems I don't know more congealed or something. Mm hm. What about the new ending Did you like that. Oh yeah New ending vastly superior to the old ending. There is no new ending. Page 750 on is exactly the same. Well maybe it just seemed new. because everything leading up to it was so different Yeah that must be it.

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Play Did you read the latest draft by the way. Oh yeah yeah And. It's great I mean. There are so many improvements It's much tighter. It just seems I don't know more congealed or something. Mm hm. What about the new ending Did you like that. Oh yeah New ending vastly superior to the old ending. There is no new ending. Page 750 on is exactly the same. Well maybe it just seemed new. because everything leading up to it was so different Yeah that must be it.