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Keep Meatballs (1979) On Your Home Screen

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Hey You must be the short depressed kid that we ordered.

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Hey You must be the short depressed kid that we ordered.

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Play Hey You must be the short depressed kid that we ordered.

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We'll see But the real excitement of course. is gonna come at the end of the summer during Sexual Awareness Week We import 200 hookers from around the world. and each camper armed with only a Thermos of coffee and 2 000 cash tries to visit as many countries as he can and the winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness Week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends

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We'll see But the real excitement of course. is gonna come at the end of the summer during Sexual Awareness Week We import 200 hookers from around the world. and each camper armed with only a Thermos of coffee and 2 000 cash tries to visit as many countries as he can and the winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness Week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends

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Play We'll see But the real excitement of course. is gonna come at the end of the summer during Sexual Awareness Week We import 200 hookers from around the world. and each camper armed with only a Thermos of coffee and 2 000 cash tries to visit as many countries as he can and the winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness Week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends

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Tripper l'm looking forward to some action this summer. l hope you and your gentlemen can supply it for me Well l could supply you. but the guy you gotta watch out for is Spaz Spaz He's a sex machine. Are you kidding me He couldn't wake me up with a trumpet and a drum. Well l went out with him one night. and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning

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Tripper l'm looking forward to some action this summer. l hope you and your gentlemen can supply it for me Well l could supply you. but the guy you gotta watch out for is Spaz Spaz He's a sex machine. Are you kidding me He couldn't wake me up with a trumpet and a drum. Well l went out with him one night. and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning

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Play Tripper l'm looking forward to some action this summer. l hope you and your gentlemen can supply it for me Well l could supply you. but the guy you gotta watch out for is Spaz Spaz He's a sex machine. Are you kidding me He couldn't wake me up with a trumpet and a drum. Well l went out with him one night. and he got us six nurses by himself and four of them couldn't report to work the next morning

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What's cooking good looking Your fly's undone. Renzetti come here Hey Fink come on Off your knees. Hey Spaz l was watching you. Looked like you had a chance there for a second. Thanks Trip.

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What's cooking good looking Your fly's undone. Renzetti come here Hey Fink come on Off your knees. Hey Spaz l was watching you. Looked like you had a chance there for a second. Thanks Trip.

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Play What's cooking good looking Your fly's undone. Renzetti come here Hey Fink come on Off your knees. Hey Spaz l was watching you. Looked like you had a chance there for a second. Thanks Trip.

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All right this is the 14 year old girls' cabin. They've got the drive and the equipment. but they don't have the experience Right They'd better not get it from you guys Not this summer anyway huh.

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All right this is the 14 year old girls' cabin. They've got the drive and the equipment. but they don't have the experience Right They'd better not get it from you guys Not this summer anyway huh.

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Play All right this is the 14 year old girls' cabin. They've got the drive and the equipment. but they don't have the experience Right They'd better not get it from you guys Not this summer anyway huh.

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Attention all campers. afternoon swim schedule is as follows Advanced dolphins will report to the dock. for survival swimming and lQ testing All senior silverfish meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. Junior salmon trout and herring report to the nearest delicatessen. and six year old tadpoles report to the swamp And all lobsters get out of here you're a menace.

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Attention all campers. afternoon swim schedule is as follows Advanced dolphins will report to the dock. for survival swimming and lQ testing All senior silverfish meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. Junior salmon trout and herring report to the nearest delicatessen. and six year old tadpoles report to the swamp And all lobsters get out of here you're a menace.

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Play Attention all campers. afternoon swim schedule is as follows Advanced dolphins will report to the dock. for survival swimming and lQ testing All senior silverfish meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. Junior salmon trout and herring report to the nearest delicatessen. and six year old tadpoles report to the swamp And all lobsters get out of here you're a menace.

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Roxanne l have what doctors call very active glands. You're the only person l've told my folks don't even know. Well maybe you can have surgery without them knowing. Heck with surgery Let's wrestle.

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Roxanne l have what doctors call very active glands. You're the only person l've told my folks don't even know. Well maybe you can have surgery without them knowing. Heck with surgery Let's wrestle.

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Play Roxanne l have what doctors call very active glands. You're the only person l've told my folks don't even know. Well maybe you can have surgery without them knowing. Heck with surgery Let's wrestle.

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L'm going away You going to Vegas. lf you're going to Vegas man l would be up for it because l love that town l'm a party guy l love that town l don't think they want me around What are you talking about the soccer heads back there. Well that's life in the fast paced slam bang live on the razor's edge. laugh in the face of death world ofjunior league soccer

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L'm going away You going to Vegas. lf you're going to Vegas man l would be up for it because l love that town l'm a party guy l love that town l don't think they want me around What are you talking about the soccer heads back there. Well that's life in the fast paced slam bang live on the razor's edge. laugh in the face of death world ofjunior league soccer

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Play L'm going away You going to Vegas. lf you're going to Vegas man l would be up for it because l love that town l'm a party guy l love that town l don't think they want me around What are you talking about the soccer heads back there. Well that's life in the fast paced slam bang live on the razor's edge. laugh in the face of death world ofjunior league soccer

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Play Hardware Yeah Crockett. You're a dick.

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Tripper get off of me right now or l start screaming. At the count of three l guess huh One two. Help Help. Help. Help me No please. Somebody help Let me get off. Get off me Morty. What the hell's going on here Oh Morty. Morty Morty Morty. She attacked me. Give me a break Harrison will you. She came at me like an animal. Would you get a hold of yourself.

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Tripper get off of me right now or l start screaming. At the count of three l guess huh One two. Help Help. Help. Help me No please. Somebody help Let me get off. Get off me Morty. What the hell's going on here Oh Morty. Morty Morty Morty. She attacked me. Give me a break Harrison will you. She came at me like an animal. Would you get a hold of yourself.

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Play Tripper get off of me right now or l start screaming. At the count of three l guess huh One two. Help Help. Help. Help me No please. Somebody help Let me get off. Get off me Morty. What the hell's going on here Oh Morty. Morty Morty Morty. She attacked me. Give me a break Harrison will you. She came at me like an animal. Would you get a hold of yourself.