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Keep The King of Comedy (1982) On Your Home Screen

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I think once you get over the initial shyness you're gonna be okay.

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I think once you get over the initial shyness you're gonna be okay.

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Play I think once you get over the initial shyness you're gonna be okay.

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The more scribbled the name the bigger the fame.

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The more scribbled the name the bigger the fame.

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Why not me Why not. A guy can get anything he wants as long as he pays the price. What's so funny about that I mean crazier things have happened.

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Why not me Why not. A guy can get anything he wants as long as he pays the price. What's so funny about that I mean crazier things have happened.

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Play Why not me Why not. A guy can get anything he wants as long as he pays the price. What's so funny about that I mean crazier things have happened.

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I know Jerry that you are as human as the rest of us if not more so.

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I know Jerry that you are as human as the rest of us if not more so.

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Play I know Jerry that you are as human as the rest of us if not more so.

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What about things I did for you that no money can buy. What about the time I gave you my spot I let you get right next to Jerry. I waited for eight hours and you went right next to him because you were crying to me. And what about the time I gave you my last album of The Best of Jerry What about that. I didn't even ask you for money and I can't even pay my rent. What are you talking about I live in a hovel And you live in a townhouse. I can't believe this girl.

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What about things I did for you that no money can buy. What about the time I gave you my spot I let you get right next to Jerry. I waited for eight hours and you went right next to him because you were crying to me. And what about the time I gave you my last album of The Best of Jerry What about that. I didn't even ask you for money and I can't even pay my rent. What are you talking about I live in a hovel And you live in a townhouse. I can't believe this girl.

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Play What about things I did for you that no money can buy. What about the time I gave you my spot I let you get right next to Jerry. I waited for eight hours and you went right next to him because you were crying to me. And what about the time I gave you my last album of The Best of Jerry What about that. I didn't even ask you for money and I can't even pay my rent. What are you talking about I live in a hovel And you live in a townhouse. I can't believe this girl.

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Jerry Langford: Alright, look pal, I gotta tell you... this is a crazy business, but it's not unlike any other business. There are ground rules, and you don't just walk on to a network show without experience. Now I know it's an old, hackneyed expression, but it happens to be the truth. You've got to start at the bottom. Rupert Pupkin: I know. That's where I am, at the bottom. Jerry Langford: Well, that's the perfect place to start. Rupert Pupkin: I know that, but I'm not say... there's gotta...

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Jerry Langford: Alright, look pal, I gotta tell you... this is a crazy business, but it's not unlike any other business. There are ground rules, and you don't just walk on to a network show without experience. Now I know it's an old, hackneyed expression, but it happens to be the truth. You've got to start at the bottom. Rupert Pupkin: I know. That's where I am, at the bottom. Jerry Langford: Well, that's the perfect place to start. Rupert Pupkin: I know that, but I'm not say... there's gotta...

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Play Jerry Langford: Alright, look pal, I gotta tell you... this is a crazy business, but it's not unlike any other business. There are ground rules, and you don't just walk on to a network show without experience. Now I know it's an old, hackneyed expression, but it happens to be the truth. You've got to start at the bottom. Rupert Pupkin: I know. That's where I am, at the bottom. Jerry Langford: Well, that's the perfect place to start. Rupert Pupkin: I know that, but I'm not say... there's gotta...

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I can't believe this girl. Here I got money for you. I can't believe how long I've been your friend. and listened to your tired stale boring jokes Here's 900 Will you be quiet. Take this and give it to Jerry. All right this is the last time This is the last time. When are you gonna get it to him You're a wacko. You make sure I'll know if you don't I know where you are where Jerry is. I cover the waterfront Remember that.

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I can't believe this girl. Here I got money for you. I can't believe how long I've been your friend. and listened to your tired stale boring jokes Here's 900 Will you be quiet. Take this and give it to Jerry. All right this is the last time This is the last time. When are you gonna get it to him You're a wacko. You make sure I'll know if you don't I know where you are where Jerry is. I cover the waterfront Remember that.

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Play I can't believe this girl. Here I got money for you. I can't believe how long I've been your friend. and listened to your tired stale boring jokes Here's 900 Will you be quiet. Take this and give it to Jerry. All right this is the last time This is the last time. When are you gonna get it to him You're a wacko. You make sure I'll know if you don't I know where you are where Jerry is. I cover the waterfront Remember that.

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WOMAN Morris you will not believe who's coming down here. Jerry Langford right Morris please hold on. Jerry could you please sign my magazine for me. You're just wonderful I've watched you your entire career. Would you say something to my nephew Morris on the phone He's in the hospital. I'm sorry I'm late I hope you get cancer.

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WOMAN Morris you will not believe who's coming down here. Jerry Langford right Morris please hold on. Jerry could you please sign my magazine for me. You're just wonderful I've watched you your entire career. Would you say something to my nephew Morris on the phone He's in the hospital. I'm sorry I'm late I hope you get cancer.

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Play WOMAN Morris you will not believe who's coming down here. Jerry Langford right Morris please hold on. Jerry could you please sign my magazine for me. You're just wonderful I've watched you your entire career. Would you say something to my nephew Morris on the phone He's in the hospital. I'm sorry I'm late I hope you get cancer.

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I told them you were not here That's right he did.

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I told them you were not here That's right he did.

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Play I told them you were not here That's right he did.