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Keep Semi Tough (1977) On Your Home Screen

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Hose Manning, the quarterback, he's calling starting signals, now waiting for the snap. Taken by Manning. Handing it off to Billy Clyde Puckett. He's going to the right side. And here's the ball in the air!

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Hose Manning, the quarterback, he's calling starting signals, now waiting for the snap. Taken by Manning. Handing it off to Billy Clyde Puckett. He's going to the right side. And here's the ball in the air!

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Play Hose Manning, the quarterback, he's calling starting signals, now waiting for the snap. Taken by Manning. Handing it off to Billy Clyde Puckett. He's going to the right side. And here's the ball in the air!

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Don't you think we ought to have a little invocation, say a prayer to thank the lord for getting us into the playoffs? I think this would be... Showers! Tutti frutti coaches! In the shower!

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Don't you think we ought to have a little invocation, say a prayer to thank the lord for getting us into the playoffs? I think this would be... Showers! Tutti frutti coaches! In the shower!

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Play Don't you think we ought to have a little invocation, say a prayer to thank the lord for getting us into the playoffs? I think this would be... Showers! Tutti frutti coaches! In the shower!

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It was a slow motion dream sequence. Everything was semi frozen in time. movin' like surreal dancers in some cosmic fantasy It was like there was time in that moment. to look at everything There was time to experience every detail in a tapestry. It was Are we gonna get laid tonight. Probably.

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It was a slow motion dream sequence. Everything was semi frozen in time. movin' like surreal dancers in some cosmic fantasy It was like there was time in that moment. to look at everything There was time to experience every detail in a tapestry. It was Are we gonna get laid tonight. Probably.

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Play It was a slow motion dream sequence. Everything was semi frozen in time. movin' like surreal dancers in some cosmic fantasy It was like there was time in that moment. to look at everything There was time to experience every detail in a tapestry. It was Are we gonna get laid tonight. Probably.

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Boy if I don't miss my guess. you're getting darker every time you catch the ball In fact you look darker now then you did. before you started the game It's true I'm gettin' this urge to tap dance and play the saxophone. Yeah. Okay guys I give You got me. What can I say Aw come on now. Okay now look you guys are making me mad now. There she is.

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Boy if I don't miss my guess. you're getting darker every time you catch the ball In fact you look darker now then you did. before you started the game It's true I'm gettin' this urge to tap dance and play the saxophone. Yeah. Okay guys I give You got me. What can I say Aw come on now. Okay now look you guys are making me mad now. There she is.

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Play Boy if I don't miss my guess. you're getting darker every time you catch the ball In fact you look darker now then you did. before you started the game It's true I'm gettin' this urge to tap dance and play the saxophone. Yeah. Okay guys I give You got me. What can I say Aw come on now. Okay now look you guys are making me mad now. There she is.

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Dr. Clara Pelf: You are having trouble, no? Billy Clyde Puckett: No. Dr. Clara Pelf: Take off your clothes. Clara Pelf will tell you if you're having trouble. Pants, belt, shoes. You have your shoes on. Shoes! Hurry up. We have only 30 minutes. Leave on the underwear. You *are* having trouble. Lie down on the table. On your belly. You understand Pelfing, no? Billy Clyde Puckett: Nope. Dr. Clara Pelf: You will find out. Billy Clyde Puckett: I'm not sure I want to. Dr. Clara Pelf: You're...

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Dr. Clara Pelf: You are having trouble, no? Billy Clyde Puckett: No. Dr. Clara Pelf: Take off your clothes. Clara Pelf will tell you if you're having trouble. Pants, belt, shoes. You have your shoes on. Shoes! Hurry up. We have only 30 minutes. Leave on the underwear. You *are* having trouble. Lie down on the table. On your belly. You understand Pelfing, no? Billy Clyde Puckett: Nope. Dr. Clara Pelf: You will find out. Billy Clyde Puckett: I'm not sure I want to. Dr. Clara Pelf: You're...

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Play Dr. Clara Pelf: You are having trouble, no? Billy Clyde Puckett: No. Dr. Clara Pelf: Take off your clothes. Clara Pelf will tell you if you're having trouble. Pants, belt, shoes. You have your shoes on. Shoes! Hurry up. We have only 30 minutes. Leave on the underwear. You *are* having trouble. Lie down on the table. On your belly. You understand Pelfing, no? Billy Clyde Puckett: Nope. Dr. Clara Pelf: You will find out. Billy Clyde Puckett: I'm not sure I want to. Dr. Clara Pelf: You're...

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I got this at neiman's a couple years ago. It cost about 3 000. I mean I spend all my money in the us. You know I won't give those africans any of my money.

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I got this at neiman's a couple years ago. It cost about 3 000. I mean I spend all my money in the us. You know I won't give those africans any of my money.

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Play I got this at neiman's a couple years ago. It cost about 3 000. I mean I spend all my money in the us. You know I won't give those africans any of my money.

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Hi there That pisses me off. I am telling you America is the only country in the world. that just treats its citizens like they were crooks Oh they make me so fuckin' mad. You make yourself mad It's got nothing to do with them.

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Hi there That pisses me off. I am telling you America is the only country in the world. that just treats its citizens like they were crooks Oh they make me so fuckin' mad. You make yourself mad It's got nothing to do with them.

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Play Hi there That pisses me off. I am telling you America is the only country in the world. that just treats its citizens like they were crooks Oh they make me so fuckin' mad. You make yourself mad It's got nothing to do with them.

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Now we know that there are gay football players. but who do they like to do it with And are there more homosexuals on the offense or on the defense. Defense Really. You're allowed to use your hands on defense. It gives you a better chance to grope somebody.

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Now we know that there are gay football players. but who do they like to do it with And are there more homosexuals on the offense or on the defense. Defense Really. You're allowed to use your hands on defense. It gives you a better chance to grope somebody.

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Play Now we know that there are gay football players. but who do they like to do it with And are there more homosexuals on the offense or on the defense. Defense Really. You're allowed to use your hands on defense. It gives you a better chance to grope somebody.

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I know what you thinkin' a man like me an intellectual. I'm sure when you divide up you put jocks on one side. and everybody else on the other Well let me tell you something. Intellectuals are the jocks of the mind. The life of the intellect is just as tough as the life of the body. You have to be just as mean with an idea as you do with a football. You love football Great. I love words books ideas. And I know that a well turned phrase. is just as valuable just as beautiful and just as...

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I know what you thinkin' a man like me an intellectual. I'm sure when you divide up you put jocks on one side. and everybody else on the other Well let me tell you something. Intellectuals are the jocks of the mind. The life of the intellect is just as tough as the life of the body. You have to be just as mean with an idea as you do with a football. You love football Great. I love words books ideas. And I know that a well turned phrase. is just as valuable just as beautiful and just as...

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Play I know what you thinkin' a man like me an intellectual. I'm sure when you divide up you put jocks on one side. and everybody else on the other Well let me tell you something. Intellectuals are the jocks of the mind. The life of the intellect is just as tough as the life of the body. You have to be just as mean with an idea as you do with a football. You love football Great. I love words books ideas. And I know that a well turned phrase. is just as valuable just as beautiful and just as...

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What the hell did you do to that guy on the plane. Join the mile high club. You know what you are You're deliberately perverse. Is that good No.

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What the hell did you do to that guy on the plane. Join the mile high club. You know what you are You're deliberately perverse. Is that good No.

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Play What the hell did you do to that guy on the plane. Join the mile high club. You know what you are You're deliberately perverse. Is that good No.