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JOHN WILSON: Hey, New York. ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ I spend a lot of time with my landlord. I usually go down to her apartment around 7 o'clock, and we watch Jeopardy! together. She even gives me slippers. to make sure that, uh, my feet aren't cold, and insists that I call her "Mama." Thank you, Mama.

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JOHN WILSON: Hey, New York. ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ I spend a lot of time with my landlord. I usually go down to her apartment around 7 o'clock, and we watch Jeopardy! together. She even gives me slippers. to make sure that, uh, my feet aren't cold, and insists that I call her "Mama." Thank you, Mama.

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Play JOHN WILSON: Hey, New York. ♪ (QUIET MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ I spend a lot of time with my landlord. I usually go down to her apartment around 7 o'clock, and we watch Jeopardy! together. She even gives me slippers. to make sure that, uh, my feet aren't cold, and insists that I call her "Mama." Thank you, Mama.

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♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ JOHN WILSON: Hey, New York. Life is filled with precious moments. Ones, uh, that we wish we could hang on to forever.

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♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ JOHN WILSON: Hey, New York. Life is filled with precious moments. Ones, uh, that we wish we could hang on to forever.

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Play ♪ (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ JOHN WILSON: Hey, New York. Life is filled with precious moments. Ones, uh, that we wish we could hang on to forever.

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(VEHICLE BEEPING) (GLASS CRACKING) ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ JOHN WILSON: Hey. Everyone in New York is going to die. But sometimes the city tries to stop that from happening. Many people worry about things that can kill them at eye level. But you're probably more likely to be destroyed. by something above you. This is why the city has installed. a sprawling network of temporary sidewalk shelters to protect pedestrians from falling objects. (CLEARS THROAT) This is called scaffolding, and...

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(VEHICLE BEEPING) (GLASS CRACKING) ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ JOHN WILSON: Hey. Everyone in New York is going to die. But sometimes the city tries to stop that from happening. Many people worry about things that can kill them at eye level. But you're probably more likely to be destroyed. by something above you. This is why the city has installed. a sprawling network of temporary sidewalk shelters to protect pedestrians from falling objects. (CLEARS THROAT) This is called scaffolding, and...

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Play (VEHICLE BEEPING) (GLASS CRACKING) ♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ JOHN WILSON: Hey. Everyone in New York is going to die. But sometimes the city tries to stop that from happening. Many people worry about things that can kill them at eye level. But you're probably more likely to be destroyed. by something above you. This is why the city has installed. a sprawling network of temporary sidewalk shelters to protect pedestrians from falling objects. (CLEARS THROAT) This is called scaffolding, and...

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She also likes to come into my apartment. and handpick all the trash out of my trash can, uh, so that I can save money on trash bags. She shows me, uh, art that she made. Oh, that's very nice.

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She also likes to come into my apartment. and handpick all the trash out of my trash can, uh, so that I can save money on trash bags. She shows me, uh, art that she made. Oh, that's very nice.

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Play She also likes to come into my apartment. and handpick all the trash out of my trash can, uh, so that I can save money on trash bags. She shows me, uh, art that she made. Oh, that's very nice.

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And brings me cactus. And cucumbers. And insists on doing my laundry, uh, because she says that the laundromat has lice in it. Oh, thank you.

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And brings me cactus. And cucumbers. And insists on doing my laundry, uh, because she says that the laundromat has lice in it. Oh, thank you.

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Play And brings me cactus. And cucumbers. And insists on doing my laundry, uh, because she says that the laundromat has lice in it. Oh, thank you.

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She's the only person in my life that I never vape around. If I ever need to take a puff, I always just run back to my apartment first... and then I come back down. And she never seems to notice. But the nicest thing is that she likes to cook for me. all the time. Sometimes it's a stew or a dessert, but it's always delicious. Thank you.

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She's the only person in my life that I never vape around. If I ever need to take a puff, I always just run back to my apartment first... and then I come back down. And she never seems to notice. But the nicest thing is that she likes to cook for me. all the time. Sometimes it's a stew or a dessert, but it's always delicious. Thank you.

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Play She's the only person in my life that I never vape around. If I ever need to take a puff, I always just run back to my apartment first... and then I come back down. And she never seems to notice. But the nicest thing is that she likes to cook for me. all the time. Sometimes it's a stew or a dessert, but it's always delicious. Thank you.

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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ JOHN: I didn't understand why there was so much of it. in New York, so I went on an expedition to figure out why anyone would wanna cover up such a handsome city in so much scaffolding.

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♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ JOHN: I didn't understand why there was so much of it. in New York, so I went on an expedition to figure out why anyone would wanna cover up such a handsome city in so much scaffolding.

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Play ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ JOHN: I didn't understand why there was so much of it. in New York, so I went on an expedition to figure out why anyone would wanna cover up such a handsome city in so much scaffolding.

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I really wanted to repay her. for all the amazing food she made me. Then I remembered she once mentioned. that her favorite food was risotto, and I bet it would impress her a lot if I could figure out how to do it right. So like any good tenant, I decided to surprise my landlord. and see how hard it really is to cook the perfect risotto.

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I really wanted to repay her. for all the amazing food she made me. Then I remembered she once mentioned. that her favorite food was risotto, and I bet it would impress her a lot if I could figure out how to do it right. So like any good tenant, I decided to surprise my landlord. and see how hard it really is to cook the perfect risotto.

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Play I really wanted to repay her. for all the amazing food she made me. Then I remembered she once mentioned. that her favorite food was risotto, and I bet it would impress her a lot if I could figure out how to do it right. So like any good tenant, I decided to surprise my landlord. and see how hard it really is to cook the perfect risotto.

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I hope so. (SIGHS). Um, if we can survive the perils of climate change, inequality, and, um, the fantastic weapons of destruction we've created for ourselves.

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I hope so. (SIGHS). Um, if we can survive the perils of climate change, inequality, and, um, the fantastic weapons of destruction we've created for ourselves.

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Play I hope so. (SIGHS). Um, if we can survive the perils of climate change, inequality, and, um, the fantastic weapons of destruction we've created for ourselves.