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Keep America's Sweethearts (2001) On Your Home Screen

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Remember the crazy guy in the woods Ted Kaczynski. Who The guy at Fox The Unabomber. The Unabomber Remember he lived in that little cabin. So. Hal Weidmann bought that cabin from the government. and had it moved onto his property That is where he edits his movies. That is his little twisted. sicko office

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Remember the crazy guy in the woods Ted Kaczynski. Who The guy at Fox The Unabomber. The Unabomber Remember he lived in that little cabin. So. Hal Weidmann bought that cabin from the government. and had it moved onto his property That is where he edits his movies. That is his little twisted. sicko office

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Play Remember the crazy guy in the woods Ted Kaczynski. Who The guy at Fox The Unabomber. The Unabomber Remember he lived in that little cabin. So. Hal Weidmann bought that cabin from the government. and had it moved onto his property That is where he edits his movies. That is his little twisted. sicko office

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How are you darling. I've been thinking about you I wanted to send you a basket or something. How's the movie. It's finding its way Could it find its way to the studio. We have a few little things to do with it like finish it. It's finished Dave. Great How is it. My mother thinks it's the best thing I've ever done. Can I speak with her Hal No Dave. Can we send someone to pick it up No Dave. You haven't said anything about the titles. I love them I have no notes. When's the press junket.

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How are you darling. I've been thinking about you I wanted to send you a basket or something. How's the movie. It's finding its way Could it find its way to the studio. We have a few little things to do with it like finish it. It's finished Dave. Great How is it. My mother thinks it's the best thing I've ever done. Can I speak with her Hal No Dave. Can we send someone to pick it up No Dave. You haven't said anything about the titles. I love them I have no notes. When's the press junket.

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Play How are you darling. I've been thinking about you I wanted to send you a basket or something. How's the movie. It's finding its way Could it find its way to the studio. We have a few little things to do with it like finish it. It's finished Dave. Great How is it. My mother thinks it's the best thing I've ever done. Can I speak with her Hal No Dave. Can we send someone to pick it up No Dave. You haven't said anything about the titles. I love them I have no notes. When's the press junket.

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Tell me what you want I'll tell you what I want. I want only one thing. If people think Eddie and Gwen are back together they'll see the movie. Make that happen That'll be easy. Just make it look like it could happen. She has a restraining order against him and he flipped out. He's living in some nut hut in the mountains. I don't care I need Eddie and Gwen back together again smiling and happy. We can sell the shit out of it And the Spaniard. Unless I get a script called I Schtupped Castro...

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Tell me what you want I'll tell you what I want. I want only one thing. If people think Eddie and Gwen are back together they'll see the movie. Make that happen That'll be easy. Just make it look like it could happen. She has a restraining order against him and he flipped out. He's living in some nut hut in the mountains. I don't care I need Eddie and Gwen back together again smiling and happy. We can sell the shit out of it And the Spaniard. Unless I get a script called I Schtupped Castro...

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Play Tell me what you want I'll tell you what I want. I want only one thing. If people think Eddie and Gwen are back together they'll see the movie. Make that happen That'll be easy. Just make it look like it could happen. She has a restraining order against him and he flipped out. He's living in some nut hut in the mountains. I don't care I need Eddie and Gwen back together again smiling and happy. We can sell the shit out of it And the Spaniard. Unless I get a script called I Schtupped Castro...

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How will you get Eddie and Gwen there Don't worry I know somebody.

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How will you get Eddie and Gwen there Don't worry I know somebody.

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Play How will you get Eddie and Gwen there Don't worry I know somebody.

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Book it We have to keep the press entertained and on the go. The best junkets are when the press thinks it's not about the movie but them. Program the shit out of them Cocktail parties hayrides circle jerks. Keep them from remembering they haven't seen the movie they're to review. What about gifts. The movie's about a cop who travels through time so I did a gun. You're giving press members a gun It's not real. We'll do a really nice bag Call the bag man. Diamond earrings for the ladies...

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Book it We have to keep the press entertained and on the go. The best junkets are when the press thinks it's not about the movie but them. Program the shit out of them Cocktail parties hayrides circle jerks. Keep them from remembering they haven't seen the movie they're to review. What about gifts. The movie's about a cop who travels through time so I did a gun. You're giving press members a gun It's not real. We'll do a really nice bag Call the bag man. Diamond earrings for the ladies...

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Play Book it We have to keep the press entertained and on the go. The best junkets are when the press thinks it's not about the movie but them. Program the shit out of them Cocktail parties hayrides circle jerks. Keep them from remembering they haven't seen the movie they're to review. What about gifts. The movie's about a cop who travels through time so I did a gun. You're giving press members a gun It's not real. We'll do a really nice bag Call the bag man. Diamond earrings for the ladies...

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I love you I'd do anything for you You're just asking an awful lot. A junket with Eddie isn't high on Gwen's list of priorities. No lilies Take them out. Yes I understand. Yes Excuse me hold on Could you please put that out.

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I love you I'd do anything for you You're just asking an awful lot. A junket with Eddie isn't high on Gwen's list of priorities. No lilies Take them out. Yes I understand. Yes Excuse me hold on Could you please put that out.

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Play I love you I'd do anything for you You're just asking an awful lot. A junket with Eddie isn't high on Gwen's list of priorities. No lilies Take them out. Yes I understand. Yes Excuse me hold on Could you please put that out.

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Let's go to phone calls on Larry King Live. White Plains you're on the air with Gwen Harrison. Hi Larry. Gwen hi I used to be a big fan. but I'm sorry I can't get over what happened with you and Eddie I'm sick I can't sleep at night How can you. Well. You sleep next to a very handsome young Spanish gentleman don't you. Let's go to our next call Rock Island Illinois Hello. Hi Gwen I saw your latest movie. Thank you. I couldn't sit through it Without Eddie it's not the same.

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Let's go to phone calls on Larry King Live. White Plains you're on the air with Gwen Harrison. Hi Larry. Gwen hi I used to be a big fan. but I'm sorry I can't get over what happened with you and Eddie I'm sick I can't sleep at night How can you. Well. You sleep next to a very handsome young Spanish gentleman don't you. Let's go to our next call Rock Island Illinois Hello. Hi Gwen I saw your latest movie. Thank you. I couldn't sit through it Without Eddie it's not the same.

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Play Let's go to phone calls on Larry King Live. White Plains you're on the air with Gwen Harrison. Hi Larry. Gwen hi I used to be a big fan. but I'm sorry I can't get over what happened with you and Eddie I'm sick I can't sleep at night How can you. Well. You sleep next to a very handsome young Spanish gentleman don't you. Let's go to our next call Rock Island Illinois Hello. Hi Gwen I saw your latest movie. Thank you. I couldn't sit through it Without Eddie it's not the same.

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And those glasses Who wears frames that big anymore. He looks like a bug.

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And those glasses Who wears frames that big anymore. He looks like a bug.

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Play And those glasses Who wears frames that big anymore. He looks like a bug.

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I hate Larry King Why did I do his stupid show. Just breathe I don't want to breathe. Your last two movies crashed and burned. I wanted to choke him to death with those stupid suspenders. Everyone hates me No one hates you. The lighting was great You looked great Everybody said so. Who You looked great. Thanks As if she really knows.

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I hate Larry King Why did I do his stupid show. Just breathe I don't want to breathe. Your last two movies crashed and burned. I wanted to choke him to death with those stupid suspenders. Everyone hates me No one hates you. The lighting was great You looked great Everybody said so. Who You looked great. Thanks As if she really knows.

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Play I hate Larry King Why did I do his stupid show. Just breathe I don't want to breathe. Your last two movies crashed and burned. I wanted to choke him to death with those stupid suspenders. Everyone hates me No one hates you. The lighting was great You looked great Everybody said so. Who You looked great. Thanks As if she really knows.

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I smell smoke Is somebody smoking. I don't know It's probably Larry. How many heart attacks has he had Six Maybe seven.

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I smell smoke Is somebody smoking. I don't know It's probably Larry. How many heart attacks has he had Six Maybe seven.

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Play I smell smoke Is somebody smoking. I don't know It's probably Larry. How many heart attacks has he had Six Maybe seven.