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Keep Biloxi Blues (1988) On Your Home Screen

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Maybe there's a place around here where we could eat out. It's not bad.

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Maybe there's a place around here where we could eat out. It's not bad.

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Play Maybe there's a place around here where we could eat out. It's not bad.

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Hey Fred Astaire are you tryin' to tell me somethin'. I have to go to the bathroom Sergeant. How you gonna do that. We don't have bathrooms in the Army. They had them in Fort Dix. Not bathrooms they didn't. Yes they did I went in them a lot. I'm tellin' you we don't have any bathrooms on this base. You doubt my veracity. No Sergeant. Then you got a problem haven't you Epstein Ho ho. You bet your ass ho ho. You know why you got a problem Epstein. 'Cause I have to go real bad No son you got a...

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Hey Fred Astaire are you tryin' to tell me somethin'. I have to go to the bathroom Sergeant. How you gonna do that. We don't have bathrooms in the Army. They had them in Fort Dix. Not bathrooms they didn't. Yes they did I went in them a lot. I'm tellin' you we don't have any bathrooms on this base. You doubt my veracity. No Sergeant. Then you got a problem haven't you Epstein Ho ho. You bet your ass ho ho. You know why you got a problem Epstein. 'Cause I have to go real bad No son you got a...

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Play Hey Fred Astaire are you tryin' to tell me somethin'. I have to go to the bathroom Sergeant. How you gonna do that. We don't have bathrooms in the Army. They had them in Fort Dix. Not bathrooms they didn't. Yes they did I went in them a lot. I'm tellin' you we don't have any bathrooms on this base. You doubt my veracity. No Sergeant. Then you got a problem haven't you Epstein Ho ho. You bet your ass ho ho. You know why you got a problem Epstein. 'Cause I have to go real bad No son you got a...

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You think it's funny Jerome. No I think you're funny Wykowski. You forgot to eat the aluminum tray.

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You think it's funny Jerome. No I think you're funny Wykowski. You forgot to eat the aluminum tray.

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Play You think it's funny Jerome. No I think you're funny Wykowski. You forgot to eat the aluminum tray.

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Enjoy your meal now you hear. Enjoy your meal now you hear. That's good hominy pigs and black pea eyeballs. I've got to make you men strong. because tonight we're going to march the entire platoon off of a 3 000 foot cliff Dying makes a man out of you. I died in the war they had me cremated. the ashes were buried right here in my head You think it's funny Jerome. No I think you're funny Wykowski. You forgot to eat the aluminum tray. Come on Come on sit down. Get off. I got three enemies now...

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Enjoy your meal now you hear. Enjoy your meal now you hear. That's good hominy pigs and black pea eyeballs. I've got to make you men strong. because tonight we're going to march the entire platoon off of a 3 000 foot cliff Dying makes a man out of you. I died in the war they had me cremated. the ashes were buried right here in my head You think it's funny Jerome. No I think you're funny Wykowski. You forgot to eat the aluminum tray. Come on Come on sit down. Get off. I got three enemies now...

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Play Enjoy your meal now you hear. Enjoy your meal now you hear. That's good hominy pigs and black pea eyeballs. I've got to make you men strong. because tonight we're going to march the entire platoon off of a 3 000 foot cliff Dying makes a man out of you. I died in the war they had me cremated. the ashes were buried right here in my head You think it's funny Jerome. No I think you're funny Wykowski. You forgot to eat the aluminum tray. Come on Come on sit down. Get off. I got three enemies now...

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I've got to make you men strong. because tonight we're going to march the entire platoon off of a 3 000 foot cliff Dying makes a man out of you. I died in the war they had me cremated. the ashes were buried right here in my head

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I've got to make you men strong. because tonight we're going to march the entire platoon off of a 3 000 foot cliff Dying makes a man out of you. I died in the war they had me cremated. the ashes were buried right here in my head

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Play I've got to make you men strong. because tonight we're going to march the entire platoon off of a 3 000 foot cliff Dying makes a man out of you. I died in the war they had me cremated. the ashes were buried right here in my head

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Epstein Arnold B Ho ho. Are there two Arnold Epstein's in this company. No Sergeant. Just give me one goddamn ho. Yes Sergeant. Epstein Arnold B Ho. One more time Ho. Do I make myself clear Epstein. Ho. Do I make myself clear Jerome. Ho yes. Ho what. Ho nothing. You having trouble understanding me Jerome. Ho no. I mean no ho Sergeant. It's just plain ho.

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Epstein Arnold B Ho ho. Are there two Arnold Epstein's in this company. No Sergeant. Just give me one goddamn ho. Yes Sergeant. Epstein Arnold B Ho. One more time Ho. Do I make myself clear Epstein. Ho. Do I make myself clear Jerome. Ho yes. Ho what. Ho nothing. You having trouble understanding me Jerome. Ho no. I mean no ho Sergeant. It's just plain ho.

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Play Epstein Arnold B Ho ho. Are there two Arnold Epstein's in this company. No Sergeant. Just give me one goddamn ho. Yes Sergeant. Epstein Arnold B Ho. One more time Ho. Do I make myself clear Epstein. Ho. Do I make myself clear Jerome. Ho yes. Ho what. Ho nothing. You having trouble understanding me Jerome. Ho no. I mean no ho Sergeant. It's just plain ho.

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What would you do if the Japanese Army was behind you. Surrender and get some sleep.

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What would you do if the Japanese Army was behind you. Surrender and get some sleep.

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Play What would you do if the Japanese Army was behind you. Surrender and get some sleep.

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Is something wrong with your meal Carney. Yes Sergeant it's the first meal I was ever afraid of. You'll like it about a month from now. because that's how long you'll be sittin' here Back to your seat Don't approve of our cuisine Jerome. It's not that Sergeant It's a religious objection. This is the week that my people fast for two days. This is July Jerome Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur are in September. I have an all religious calendar in my barracks room. Don't you try that shit on me again....

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Is something wrong with your meal Carney. Yes Sergeant it's the first meal I was ever afraid of. You'll like it about a month from now. because that's how long you'll be sittin' here Back to your seat Don't approve of our cuisine Jerome. It's not that Sergeant It's a religious objection. This is the week that my people fast for two days. This is July Jerome Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur are in September. I have an all religious calendar in my barracks room. Don't you try that shit on me again....

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Play Is something wrong with your meal Carney. Yes Sergeant it's the first meal I was ever afraid of. You'll like it about a month from now. because that's how long you'll be sittin' here Back to your seat Don't approve of our cuisine Jerome. It's not that Sergeant It's a religious objection. This is the week that my people fast for two days. This is July Jerome Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur are in September. I have an all religious calendar in my barracks room. Don't you try that shit on me again....

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Selridge you would need three promotions to get to be an asshole.

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Selridge you would need three promotions to get to be an asshole.

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I would like to make Sergeant Merwin J Toomey. do 200 push ups in front of this platoon

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I would like to make Sergeant Merwin J Toomey. do 200 push ups in front of this platoon

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Play I would like to make Sergeant Merwin J Toomey. do 200 push ups in front of this platoon