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What about Claire. She's not my friend She's my sister.

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What about Claire. She's not my friend She's my sister.

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Play What about Claire. She's not my friend She's my sister.

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I hope you're not spending your birthday alone. I'm not alone I don't count. Why not I'm your old man Go out with friends. Yeah right Aren't your friends taking you out. Nope Why not. For your friends to take you out you have to have friends Funny how that works.

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I hope you're not spending your birthday alone. I'm not alone I don't count. Why not I'm your old man Go out with friends. Yeah right Aren't your friends taking you out. Nope Why not. For your friends to take you out you have to have friends Funny how that works.

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Play I hope you're not spending your birthday alone. I'm not alone I don't count. Why not I'm your old man Go out with friends. Yeah right Aren't your friends taking you out. Nope Why not. For your friends to take you out you have to have friends Funny how that works.

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You're gonna be OK I am. Yes I promise you. The simple fact that we can talk about this together is a good sign. A good sign Yeah. How could it be a good sign. Because crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts. They don't No They've got better things to do. Take it from me. A very good sign that you're crazy is an inability to ask the question Am I crazy. Even if the answer is yes. Crazy people don't ask you see.

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You're gonna be OK I am. Yes I promise you. The simple fact that we can talk about this together is a good sign. A good sign Yeah. How could it be a good sign. Because crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts. They don't No They've got better things to do. Take it from me. A very good sign that you're crazy is an inability to ask the question Am I crazy. Even if the answer is yes. Crazy people don't ask you see.

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Play You're gonna be OK I am. Yes I promise you. The simple fact that we can talk about this together is a good sign. A good sign Yeah. How could it be a good sign. Because crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts. They don't No They've got better things to do. Take it from me. A very good sign that you're crazy is an inability to ask the question Am I crazy. Even if the answer is yes. Crazy people don't ask you see.

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What's the matter It doesn't make sense. Sure it does No. Where's the problem The problem is. You are crazy So. So you said a crazy person would never admit that. Ah I see. So. It's a point So how can you admit it. Well because. I'm also dead.

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What's the matter It doesn't make sense. Sure it does No. Where's the problem The problem is. You are crazy So. So you said a crazy person would never admit that. Ah I see. So. It's a point So how can you admit it. Well because. I'm also dead.

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Play What's the matter It doesn't make sense. Sure it does No. Where's the problem The problem is. You are crazy So. So you said a crazy person would never admit that. Ah I see. So. It's a point So how can you admit it. Well because. I'm also dead.

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Well I'm gonna be late. Some friends of mine are in this band. They're playing in a bar on Diversey way down the bill around 2 30. I said I'd be there Great. They're all in the math department They're good. They have this song called i You'd like it Lowercase i. They just stand there They don't play anything for three minutes. Imaginary number. It's a math joke You see why they're way down the bill. That's a long drive to see some nerds in a band. I hate when people say that It's not really...

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Well I'm gonna be late. Some friends of mine are in this band. They're playing in a bar on Diversey way down the bill around 2 30. I said I'd be there Great. They're all in the math department They're good. They have this song called i You'd like it Lowercase i. They just stand there They don't play anything for three minutes. Imaginary number. It's a math joke You see why they're way down the bill. That's a long drive to see some nerds in a band. I hate when people say that It's not really...

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Play Well I'm gonna be late. Some friends of mine are in this band. They're playing in a bar on Diversey way down the bill around 2 30. I said I'd be there Great. They're all in the math department They're good. They have this song called i You'd like it Lowercase i. They just stand there They don't play anything for three minutes. Imaginary number. It's a math joke You see why they're way down the bill. That's a long drive to see some nerds in a band. I hate when people say that It's not really...

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Well I'm gonna be late. Some friends of mine are in this band. They're playing in a bar on Diversey way down the bill around 2 30. I said I'd be there Great. They're all in the math department They're good. They have this song called i You'd like it Lowercase i. They just stand there They don't play anything for three minutes. Imaginary number. It's a math joke You see why they're way down the bill. That's a long drive to see some nerds in a band. I hate when people say that It's not really...

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Well I'm gonna be late. Some friends of mine are in this band. They're playing in a bar on Diversey way down the bill around 2 30. I said I'd be there Great. They're all in the math department They're good. They have this song called i You'd like it Lowercase i. They just stand there They don't play anything for three minutes. Imaginary number. It's a math joke You see why they're way down the bill. That's a long drive to see some nerds in a band. I hate when people say that It's not really...

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Play Well I'm gonna be late. Some friends of mine are in this band. They're playing in a bar on Diversey way down the bill around 2 30. I said I'd be there Great. They're all in the math department They're good. They have this song called i You'd like it Lowercase i. They just stand there They don't play anything for three minutes. Imaginary number. It's a math joke You see why they're way down the bill. That's a long drive to see some nerds in a band. I hate when people say that It's not really...

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You'll love it Katie I want you to try it. I'll try it next time You'll like it It has jojoba. What is jojoba. It's something they put in for healthy hair. Hair is dead What. It's It's dead tissue You can't make it healthy. Whatever It's good for your hair Like what A chemical. No It's organic It can be organic and still be a chemical. I don't know what it is Heard of organic chemistry. It makes my hair look smell and feel good.

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You'll love it Katie I want you to try it. I'll try it next time You'll like it It has jojoba. What is jojoba. It's something they put in for healthy hair. Hair is dead What. It's It's dead tissue You can't make it healthy. Whatever It's good for your hair Like what A chemical. No It's organic It can be organic and still be a chemical. I don't know what it is Heard of organic chemistry. It makes my hair look smell and feel good.

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Play You'll love it Katie I want you to try it. I'll try it next time You'll like it It has jojoba. What is jojoba. It's something they put in for healthy hair. Hair is dead What. It's It's dead tissue You can't make it healthy. Whatever It's good for your hair Like what A chemical. No It's organic It can be organic and still be a chemical. I don't know what it is Heard of organic chemistry. It makes my hair look smell and feel good.

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I can't believe how many people are here I never knew he had this many friends. Where have you all been for the last five years. I guess to you guys he was already dead right.

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I can't believe how many people are here I never knew he had this many friends. Where have you all been for the last five years. I guess to you guys he was already dead right.

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Play I can't believe how many people are here I never knew he had this many friends. Where have you all been for the last five years. I guess to you guys he was already dead right.

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It doesn't really fit. Sure it does. You can't prove it. Well I can try and disprove the opposite.

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It doesn't really fit. Sure it does. You can't prove it. Well I can try and disprove the opposite.

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Play It doesn't really fit. Sure it does. You can't prove it. Well I can try and disprove the opposite.

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No honey. I think we should put the aqua plates on the registry and the brown couch. Your mother wants to buy us a substantial piece of furniture. and that's the biggest thing that I could find that will fit in our apartment Well then don't worry about it honey I'll be home by tomorrow night. Yeah let's just get through today first Hold on a second. Hi. Huh Um. I don't know She didn't pick up when I called. Hopefully better than yesterday.

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No honey. I think we should put the aqua plates on the registry and the brown couch. Your mother wants to buy us a substantial piece of furniture. and that's the biggest thing that I could find that will fit in our apartment Well then don't worry about it honey I'll be home by tomorrow night. Yeah let's just get through today first Hold on a second. Hi. Huh Um. I don't know She didn't pick up when I called. Hopefully better than yesterday.

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Play No honey. I think we should put the aqua plates on the registry and the brown couch. Your mother wants to buy us a substantial piece of furniture. and that's the biggest thing that I could find that will fit in our apartment Well then don't worry about it honey I'll be home by tomorrow night. Yeah let's just get through today first Hold on a second. Hi. Huh Um. I don't know She didn't pick up when I called. Hopefully better than yesterday.