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Keep The Principal (1987) On Your Home Screen

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No shit I said get up. Excuse me Get up. Rick Latimer I'm the new principal. Excuse me Mr Principal Jake Phillips head of security. Well that's great. While you're here why don't you call the police. Mr Darcy why don't you get the papers. Right on. Okay. Come on let's go. Rick. Did you get a look at the neighborhood. coming into this place The school isn't exactly the highest priority for the police around here. These guys are trying to cut each other's nuts off. The cops would only ask you...

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No shit I said get up. Excuse me Get up. Rick Latimer I'm the new principal. Excuse me Mr Principal Jake Phillips head of security. Well that's great. While you're here why don't you call the police. Mr Darcy why don't you get the papers. Right on. Okay. Come on let's go. Rick. Did you get a look at the neighborhood. coming into this place The school isn't exactly the highest priority for the police around here. These guys are trying to cut each other's nuts off. The cops would only ask you...

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Play No shit I said get up. Excuse me Get up. Rick Latimer I'm the new principal. Excuse me Mr Principal Jake Phillips head of security. Well that's great. While you're here why don't you call the police. Mr Darcy why don't you get the papers. Right on. Okay. Come on let's go. Rick. Did you get a look at the neighborhood. coming into this place The school isn't exactly the highest priority for the police around here. These guys are trying to cut each other's nuts off. The cops would only ask you...

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You're ever vigilant I see. Where we come from they knock Where I come from they pick locks. With your permission Mr Principal I'll replace your old rusty one. with a new deadbolt The kind only 357 Magnums can open up Okay. Thanks Jake that's real encouraging. I feel much better now. Have some jellybeans. Thank you very much. Do you mind if I ask you a question I ask all imported principals. Sure. What is a fine white bread boy like you doing in a place like this. Keeping my warm ass...

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You're ever vigilant I see. Where we come from they knock Where I come from they pick locks. With your permission Mr Principal I'll replace your old rusty one. with a new deadbolt The kind only 357 Magnums can open up Okay. Thanks Jake that's real encouraging. I feel much better now. Have some jellybeans. Thank you very much. Do you mind if I ask you a question I ask all imported principals. Sure. What is a fine white bread boy like you doing in a place like this. Keeping my warm ass...

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Play You're ever vigilant I see. Where we come from they knock Where I come from they pick locks. With your permission Mr Principal I'll replace your old rusty one. with a new deadbolt The kind only 357 Magnums can open up Okay. Thanks Jake that's real encouraging. I feel much better now. Have some jellybeans. Thank you very much. Do you mind if I ask you a question I ask all imported principals. Sure. What is a fine white bread boy like you doing in a place like this. Keeping my warm ass...

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Yeah But you just call me Fuck. Sweet. And call this ugly asshole White Zac. His name's too long to say. White Zac O'Shit. Well Mr Shit can you tell me what class this is for. Any class Victor Duncan tries to kill me in.

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Yeah But you just call me Fuck. Sweet. And call this ugly asshole White Zac. His name's too long to say. White Zac O'Shit. Well Mr Shit can you tell me what class this is for. Any class Victor Duncan tries to kill me in.

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Play Yeah But you just call me Fuck. Sweet. And call this ugly asshole White Zac. His name's too long to say. White Zac O'Shit. Well Mr Shit can you tell me what class this is for. Any class Victor Duncan tries to kill me in.

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Man do you know where you are. You're at Brandel. Ain't you heard what they say about this school. Garbage never leaves the dump man.

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Man do you know where you are. You're at Brandel. Ain't you heard what they say about this school. Garbage never leaves the dump man.

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Play Man do you know where you are. You're at Brandel. Ain't you heard what they say about this school. Garbage never leaves the dump man.

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In an all school assembly in the auditorium sixth period today An assembly Yeah. Are you mad Do you know what can happen. What are you doing this for. I like the attention.

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In an all school assembly in the auditorium sixth period today An assembly Yeah. Are you mad Do you know what can happen. What are you doing this for. I like the attention.

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Play In an all school assembly in the auditorium sixth period today An assembly Yeah. Are you mad Do you know what can happen. What are you doing this for. I like the attention.

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A minute is all it takes for you to do huge damage Latimer. Come on let's go out for a drink Let's talk. It's too late for that It's not too late. I put up with all the frat brat Peter Pan bullshit I can take. That's your therapist talking that's not you. At least somebody was talking. You weren't I tried to make things work Ricky. I didn't run out and get plastered every time we had a problem. I didn't quit on us you did. I did That's a bunch of shit you know. You let it go you let...

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A minute is all it takes for you to do huge damage Latimer. Come on let's go out for a drink Let's talk. It's too late for that It's not too late. I put up with all the frat brat Peter Pan bullshit I can take. That's your therapist talking that's not you. At least somebody was talking. You weren't I tried to make things work Ricky. I didn't run out and get plastered every time we had a problem. I didn't quit on us you did. I did That's a bunch of shit you know. You let it go you let...

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Play A minute is all it takes for you to do huge damage Latimer. Come on let's go out for a drink Let's talk. It's too late for that It's not too late. I put up with all the frat brat Peter Pan bullshit I can take. That's your therapist talking that's not you. At least somebody was talking. You weren't I tried to make things work Ricky. I didn't run out and get plastered every time we had a problem. I didn't quit on us you did. I did That's a bunch of shit you know. You let it go you let...

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Because this school here is my school. And I make the rules. Not anymore.

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Because this school here is my school. And I make the rules. Not anymore.

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Play Because this school here is my school. And I make the rules. Not anymore.

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If you're trying to reach me. l'll just cut your hand off I got another one.

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If you're trying to reach me. l'll just cut your hand off I got another one.

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Play If you're trying to reach me. l'll just cut your hand off I got another one.

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Look why don't you just do yourself a favor okay. And go back to your white bread suburban cesspool land. while you still got a chance all right I can't.

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Look why don't you just do yourself a favor okay. And go back to your white bread suburban cesspool land. while you still got a chance all right I can't.

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Play Look why don't you just do yourself a favor okay. And go back to your white bread suburban cesspool land. while you still got a chance all right I can't.

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Now look Lighten up. Have a little courage. Brave it through a little bit. Look stoneface knives only hurt if it goes through you. Urine only smells if you don't clean it up. Come on.

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Now look Lighten up. Have a little courage. Brave it through a little bit. Look stoneface knives only hurt if it goes through you. Urine only smells if you don't clean it up. Come on.

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Play Now look Lighten up. Have a little courage. Brave it through a little bit. Look stoneface knives only hurt if it goes through you. Urine only smells if you don't clean it up. Come on.