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Keep Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) On Your Home Screen

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Bill: So cratz - "The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing". Ted: That's us, dude.

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Bill: So cratz - "The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing". Ted: That's us, dude.

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Play Bill: So cratz - "The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing". Ted: That's us, dude.

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- Your stepmom is cute.  - Shut up. Remember when she was a senior  and we were freshmen? I'll be right back as soon as I get my books.

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- Your stepmom is cute.  - Shut up. Remember when she was a senior  and we were freshmen? I'll be right back as soon as I get my books.

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Play - Your stepmom is cute.  - Shut up. Remember when she was a senior  and we were freshmen? I'll be right back as soon as I get my books.

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[first lines] Rufus: Hi, welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you it's great here. The air is clean, the water's clean, even the dirt, it's clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the two great ones, ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help...

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[first lines] Rufus: Hi, welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you it's great here. The air is clean, the water's clean, even the dirt, it's clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the two great ones, ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help...

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Play [first lines] Rufus: Hi, welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you it's great here. The air is clean, the water's clean, even the dirt, it's clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you this place is great! But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago, the two great ones, ran into a few problems. So now I have to travel back in time to help...

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While I agree that, in time,  our band will be most triumphant... ...the truth is,  Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band... ...until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Yes, but I do not believe  we will get Eddie Van Halen... ...until we have a triumphant video. It's pointless to have a triumphant video... ...before we even have decent instruments. How could we have decent instruments  if we don't know how to play? That is why we need Eddie Van Halen! And that is why we need  a triumphant...

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While I agree that, in time,  our band will be most triumphant... ...the truth is,  Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band... ...until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Yes, but I do not believe  we will get Eddie Van Halen... ...until we have a triumphant video. It's pointless to have a triumphant video... ...before we even have decent instruments. How could we have decent instruments  if we don't know how to play? That is why we need Eddie Van Halen! And that is why we need  a triumphant...

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Play While I agree that, in time,  our band will be most triumphant... ...the truth is,  Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band... ...until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar. Yes, but I do not believe  we will get Eddie Van Halen... ...until we have a triumphant video. It's pointless to have a triumphant video... ...before we even have decent instruments. How could we have decent instruments  if we don't know how to play? That is why we need Eddie Van Halen! And that is why we need  a triumphant...

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OK Ted George Washington. One the father of our country. Two born on President's Day. Three the dollar bill guy. Bill you ever made a mushroom out of his head. Ted Alaska. OK Um. Had wooden teeth chased Moby Dick. That's Captain Ahab dude.

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OK Ted George Washington. One the father of our country. Two born on President's Day. Three the dollar bill guy. Bill you ever made a mushroom out of his head. Ted Alaska. OK Um. Had wooden teeth chased Moby Dick. That's Captain Ahab dude.

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Play OK Ted George Washington. One the father of our country. Two born on President's Day. Three the dollar bill guy. Bill you ever made a mushroom out of his head. Ted Alaska. OK Um. Had wooden teeth chased Moby Dick. That's Captain Ahab dude.

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You haven't done anything with them? No, sir. I spoke to your principal today. - He said you're failing history.  - Me and Bill... He also said that if you fail history,  you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean,  don't you? That I would have to go  to Oates Military Academy, sir. I spoke to Col. Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you. Dude, we gotta pass,  otherwise there's no more band. - Why?  - My dad's sending me to military school. Where? Alaska. Alaska. It is...

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You haven't done anything with them? No, sir. I spoke to your principal today. - He said you're failing history.  - Me and Bill... He also said that if you fail history,  you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean,  don't you? That I would have to go  to Oates Military Academy, sir. I spoke to Col. Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you. Dude, we gotta pass,  otherwise there's no more band. - Why?  - My dad's sending me to military school. Where? Alaska. Alaska. It is...

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Play You haven't done anything with them? No, sir. I spoke to your principal today. - He said you're failing history.  - Me and Bill... He also said that if you fail history,  you flunk out of school. You know what that would mean,  don't you? That I would have to go  to Oates Military Academy, sir. I spoke to Col. Oates this morning. He's anxious to meet you. Dude, we gotta pass,  otherwise there's no more band. - Why?  - My dad's sending me to military school. Where? Alaska. Alaska. It is...

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Now your dad is going for it  in your own room. Shut up. - Your stepmom is cute, though.  - Shut up. - Remember when I asked her to the prom?  - Shut up! 1275. Okay, the lady in that car over there... ...said that Marco Polo was  in the year 1275.

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Now your dad is going for it  in your own room. Shut up. - Your stepmom is cute, though.  - Shut up. - Remember when I asked her to the prom?  - Shut up! 1275. Okay, the lady in that car over there... ...said that Marco Polo was  in the year 1275.

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Play Now your dad is going for it  in your own room. Shut up. - Your stepmom is cute, though.  - Shut up. - Remember when I asked her to the prom?  - Shut up! 1275. Okay, the lady in that car over there... ...said that Marco Polo was  in the year 1275.

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OK the lady in that car over there. said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275 So it's not just a water sport I knew it.

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OK the lady in that car over there. said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275 So it's not just a water sport I knew it.

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Play OK the lady in that car over there. said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275 So it's not just a water sport I knew it.

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Excuse me when did the Mongols rule China. I don't know I just work here.

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Excuse me when did the Mongols rule China. I don't know I just work here.

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Play Excuse me when did the Mongols rule China. I don't know I just work here.