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Keep Vampires (1998) On Your Home Screen

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Jack Crow: Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there? Father Adam Guiteau: Yeah? Jack Crow: Did you get a little wood? Father Adam Guiteau: Mahogany. Jack Crow: Excuse me? Father Adam Guiteau: Ebony. Jack Crow: What? Father Adam Guiteau: Teak. Jack Crow: Are you possessed by demons? Father Adam Guiteau: Major Chubby. Jack Crow: Language, Padre, language!

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Jack Crow: Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there? Father Adam Guiteau: Yeah? Jack Crow: Did you get a little wood? Father Adam Guiteau: Mahogany. Jack Crow: Excuse me? Father Adam Guiteau: Ebony. Jack Crow: What? Father Adam Guiteau: Teak. Jack Crow: Are you possessed by demons? Father Adam Guiteau: Major Chubby. Jack Crow: Language, Padre, language!

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Play Jack Crow: Let me ask you a question. When you were stabbing that vampire in there? Father Adam Guiteau: Yeah? Jack Crow: Did you get a little wood? Father Adam Guiteau: Mahogany. Jack Crow: Excuse me? Father Adam Guiteau: Ebony. Jack Crow: What? Father Adam Guiteau: Teak. Jack Crow: Are you possessed by demons? Father Adam Guiteau: Major Chubby. Jack Crow: Language, Padre, language!

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Jack Crow: Valek is the original! The source of the disease! The first vampire created by the Catholic Church... Father Adam Guiteau: By accident... Jack Crow: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Jack Crow: Valek is the original! The source of the disease! The first vampire created by the Catholic Church... Father Adam Guiteau: By accident... Jack Crow: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Play Jack Crow: Valek is the original! The source of the disease! The first vampire created by the Catholic Church... Father Adam Guiteau: By accident... Jack Crow: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Jack Crow: Padre... I'm beginning to like you... so don't make me hurt you, OK? Just tell me what you know... I'll buy you a beer and get you laid. Come on. If you don't tell me, I'm gonna have to start cutting on ya. Father Adam Guiteau: No, you won't. You're a righteous man, Mr. Crow. Besides I serve a higher master than you. Any secrets I keep are to protect the church and its followers. Part of... Jack Crow: [grabs Father Guiteau and pins him to the wall] Open your mouth. Father Adam...

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Jack Crow: Padre... I'm beginning to like you... so don't make me hurt you, OK? Just tell me what you know... I'll buy you a beer and get you laid. Come on. If you don't tell me, I'm gonna have to start cutting on ya. Father Adam Guiteau: No, you won't. You're a righteous man, Mr. Crow. Besides I serve a higher master than you. Any secrets I keep are to protect the church and its followers. Part of... Jack Crow: [grabs Father Guiteau and pins him to the wall] Open your mouth. Father Adam...

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Play Jack Crow: Padre... I'm beginning to like you... so don't make me hurt you, OK? Just tell me what you know... I'll buy you a beer and get you laid. Come on. If you don't tell me, I'm gonna have to start cutting on ya. Father Adam Guiteau: No, you won't. You're a righteous man, Mr. Crow. Besides I serve a higher master than you. Any secrets I keep are to protect the church and its followers. Part of... Jack Crow: [grabs Father Guiteau and pins him to the wall] Open your mouth. Father Adam...

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Doesn't it feel beautiful. Something you'll never forget. I know I won't.

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Doesn't it feel beautiful. Something you'll never forget. I know I won't.

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Play Doesn't it feel beautiful. Something you'll never forget. I know I won't.

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Hey cowboy. Can I help you. I'm borrowing your car. Say 'Help yourself '. You want me to say what Shut the fuck up. I'll blow your teeth out of your head. Back off. Help yourself boy. Much obliged partner.

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Hey cowboy. Can I help you. I'm borrowing your car. Say 'Help yourself '. You want me to say what Shut the fuck up. I'll blow your teeth out of your head. Back off. Help yourself boy. Much obliged partner.

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Play Hey cowboy. Can I help you. I'm borrowing your car. Say 'Help yourself '. You want me to say what Shut the fuck up. I'll blow your teeth out of your head. Back off. Help yourself boy. Much obliged partner.

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What's the fucking total guy That's 400. Is that your girlfriend. No it's my fucking mother Give me the key.

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What's the fucking total guy That's 400. Is that your girlfriend. No it's my fucking mother Give me the key.

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Play What's the fucking total guy That's 400. Is that your girlfriend. No it's my fucking mother Give me the key.

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What's your name. Katrina. Okay Katrina. Here's the score. I took off your clothes I cleaned you up. I tied you down I also saved your ass. You've been bitten by a vampire Remember the party at the motel. Big guy pointy teeth Really shitty breath. Don't worry. It'll come back to you. A master vampire has a telepathic link with his victims. You're gonna help us find him. While he's sleeping we unleash on him. You're the bait honey.

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What's your name. Katrina. Okay Katrina. Here's the score. I took off your clothes I cleaned you up. I tied you down I also saved your ass. You've been bitten by a vampire Remember the party at the motel. Big guy pointy teeth Really shitty breath. Don't worry. It'll come back to you. A master vampire has a telepathic link with his victims. You're gonna help us find him. While he's sleeping we unleash on him. You're the bait honey.

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Play What's your name. Katrina. Okay Katrina. Here's the score. I took off your clothes I cleaned you up. I tied you down I also saved your ass. You've been bitten by a vampire Remember the party at the motel. Big guy pointy teeth Really shitty breath. Don't worry. It'll come back to you. A master vampire has a telepathic link with his victims. You're gonna help us find him. While he's sleeping we unleash on him. You're the bait honey.

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You ever seen a vampire. First of all they're not romantic. They're not a bunch of fags in rented formalwear. seducing everybody with Euro trash accents Forget what you've seen in the movies. They don't turn into bats Crosses don't work. Garlic Stand there with garlic one of them will bend you over. and walk up your strata chocolata while sucking your blood All right And they don't sleep in taffeta lined coffins. You wanna kill one Drive a wooden stake through his heart. Sunlight turns them...

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You ever seen a vampire. First of all they're not romantic. They're not a bunch of fags in rented formalwear. seducing everybody with Euro trash accents Forget what you've seen in the movies. They don't turn into bats Crosses don't work. Garlic Stand there with garlic one of them will bend you over. and walk up your strata chocolata while sucking your blood All right And they don't sleep in taffeta lined coffins. You wanna kill one Drive a wooden stake through his heart. Sunlight turns them...

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Play You ever seen a vampire. First of all they're not romantic. They're not a bunch of fags in rented formalwear. seducing everybody with Euro trash accents Forget what you've seen in the movies. They don't turn into bats Crosses don't work. Garlic Stand there with garlic one of them will bend you over. and walk up your strata chocolata while sucking your blood All right And they don't sleep in taffeta lined coffins. You wanna kill one Drive a wooden stake through his heart. Sunlight turns them...

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Can I ask you something. When I was kicking your ass. did that give you wood You get a little mahogany from that ebony.

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Can I ask you something. When I was kicking your ass. did that give you wood You get a little mahogany from that ebony.

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Play Can I ask you something. When I was kicking your ass. did that give you wood You get a little mahogany from that ebony.

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It's a cross. The stories about the Black Cross are true. It was used in the exorcism and taken to Rome. It's known as the Berziers Cross. It was shipped to the New World. It was moved from one Spanish mission to another. Its location was kept secret even from the Vatican. For hundreds of years it was lost Cardinal Alba found the name. of the only living priest who knew the location Father Joseph Molina. Cardinal Alba and I came to the U S to find Father Molina. To reclaim the Berziers...

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It's a cross. The stories about the Black Cross are true. It was used in the exorcism and taken to Rome. It's known as the Berziers Cross. It was shipped to the New World. It was moved from one Spanish mission to another. Its location was kept secret even from the Vatican. For hundreds of years it was lost Cardinal Alba found the name. of the only living priest who knew the location Father Joseph Molina. Cardinal Alba and I came to the U S to find Father Molina. To reclaim the Berziers...

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Play It's a cross. The stories about the Black Cross are true. It was used in the exorcism and taken to Rome. It's known as the Berziers Cross. It was shipped to the New World. It was moved from one Spanish mission to another. Its location was kept secret even from the Vatican. For hundreds of years it was lost Cardinal Alba found the name. of the only living priest who knew the location Father Joseph Molina. Cardinal Alba and I came to the U S to find Father Molina. To reclaim the Berziers...