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Keep Morning Glory (2010) On Your Home Screen

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Becky Fuller: I will have you know that this show is very important to a lot of people, including, but not limited, to me! My ass on the line here. Mike Pomeroy: Actually, your ass is irrelevant. You're just a footnote. It's my ass. My reputation. My integrity. [pats his buttocks with both hands] Mike Pomeroy: . MY ASS!

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Becky Fuller: I will have you know that this show is very important to a lot of people, including, but not limited, to me! My ass on the line here. Mike Pomeroy: Actually, your ass is irrelevant. You're just a footnote. It's my ass. My reputation. My integrity. [pats his buttocks with both hands] Mike Pomeroy: . MY ASS!

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Play Becky Fuller: I will have you know that this show is very important to a lot of people, including, but not limited, to me! My ass on the line here. Mike Pomeroy: Actually, your ass is irrelevant. You're just a footnote. It's my ass. My reputation. My integrity. [pats his buttocks with both hands] Mike Pomeroy: . MY ASS!

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Adam Bennett: Hey. Hi. Hey. Becky Fuller: Hi. Adam Bennett: Hey, I just came to, uh... to offer my condolences on hiring the third worst person in the world. Becky Fuller: [realizing what he's talking about] Oh! Thanks. Yes, I... Um, who are the other two? Adam Bennett: Oh, well, Kim Jong il and Angela Lansbury, actually. She knows what she did. Becky Fuller: [laughing] Okay. So, I... I gather that you worked with Mike at the nightly news. Adam Bennett: Worst year of my life. The entire...

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Adam Bennett: Hey. Hi. Hey. Becky Fuller: Hi. Adam Bennett: Hey, I just came to, uh... to offer my condolences on hiring the third worst person in the world. Becky Fuller: [realizing what he's talking about] Oh! Thanks. Yes, I... Um, who are the other two? Adam Bennett: Oh, well, Kim Jong il and Angela Lansbury, actually. She knows what she did. Becky Fuller: [laughing] Okay. So, I... I gather that you worked with Mike at the nightly news. Adam Bennett: Worst year of my life. The entire...

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Play Adam Bennett: Hey. Hi. Hey. Becky Fuller: Hi. Adam Bennett: Hey, I just came to, uh... to offer my condolences on hiring the third worst person in the world. Becky Fuller: [realizing what he's talking about] Oh! Thanks. Yes, I... Um, who are the other two? Adam Bennett: Oh, well, Kim Jong il and Angela Lansbury, actually. She knows what she did. Becky Fuller: [laughing] Okay. So, I... I gather that you worked with Mike at the nightly news. Adam Bennett: Worst year of my life. The entire...

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Becky Fuller: Okay. Is Daybreak a shitty show? Yes! But it's on a network, and not just any network. This is one of the most legendary news divisions in the entire history of television. Daybreak just needs someone who believes in it, who understands that a national platform is an invaluable resource, that no story is too low or too high to reach for... Jerry Barnes: Are you gonna sing?

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Becky Fuller: Okay. Is Daybreak a shitty show? Yes! But it's on a network, and not just any network. This is one of the most legendary news divisions in the entire history of television. Daybreak just needs someone who believes in it, who understands that a national platform is an invaluable resource, that no story is too low or too high to reach for... Jerry Barnes: Are you gonna sing?

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Play Becky Fuller: Okay. Is Daybreak a shitty show? Yes! But it's on a network, and not just any network. This is one of the most legendary news divisions in the entire history of television. Daybreak just needs someone who believes in it, who understands that a national platform is an invaluable resource, that no story is too low or too high to reach for... Jerry Barnes: Are you gonna sing?

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Adam Bennett: You're different. And a deeply terrible mime

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Adam Bennett: You're different. And a deeply terrible mime

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Play Adam Bennett: You're different. And a deeply terrible mime

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Mike Pomeroy: [after Ernie's roller coaster terror] What are you gonna do to him next? Strap electrodes to his balls?

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Mike Pomeroy: [after Ernie's roller coaster terror] What are you gonna do to him next? Strap electrodes to his balls?

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Play Mike Pomeroy: [after Ernie's roller coaster terror] What are you gonna do to him next? Strap electrodes to his balls?

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Lenny Bergman: Wow! Well look who the wind blew in. What happened to you? Becky Fuller: Well? We're gonna change a few things. Lenny Bergman: Okay. Becky Fuller: Is Ernie in place? Lenny Bergman: Yes he is. He'll be interviewing people as they come off the coaster. Becky Fuller: No, he won't. Not anymore he's not. We're gonna put him on that coaster. We're gonna strap a handheld to the car in front of him, and then go live. Boom! It's called picking up the game, people. Okay? So from now on...

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Lenny Bergman: Wow! Well look who the wind blew in. What happened to you? Becky Fuller: Well? We're gonna change a few things. Lenny Bergman: Okay. Becky Fuller: Is Ernie in place? Lenny Bergman: Yes he is. He'll be interviewing people as they come off the coaster. Becky Fuller: No, he won't. Not anymore he's not. We're gonna put him on that coaster. We're gonna strap a handheld to the car in front of him, and then go live. Boom! It's called picking up the game, people. Okay? So from now on...

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Play Lenny Bergman: Wow! Well look who the wind blew in. What happened to you? Becky Fuller: Well? We're gonna change a few things. Lenny Bergman: Okay. Becky Fuller: Is Ernie in place? Lenny Bergman: Yes he is. He'll be interviewing people as they come off the coaster. Becky Fuller: No, he won't. Not anymore he's not. We're gonna put him on that coaster. We're gonna strap a handheld to the car in front of him, and then go live. Boom! It's called picking up the game, people. Okay? So from now on...

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Mike Pomeroy: You know what I've noticed, people only say "lighten up" when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass.

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Mike Pomeroy: You know what I've noticed, people only say "lighten up" when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass.

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Play Mike Pomeroy: You know what I've noticed, people only say "lighten up" when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass.

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Hello Hi hi Does someone wanna tell me why I had to log off. BangingGrannies com for this.

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Hello Hi hi Does someone wanna tell me why I had to log off. BangingGrannies com for this.

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Play Hello Hi hi Does someone wanna tell me why I had to log off. BangingGrannies com for this.

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And what the hell are you doing here. I'm the producer of Daybreak and we're actually looking for a new anchor. Then why are you here. Well it's funny that you should ask. Go away. Okay just hear me out because the show actually has a lot of potential. We're starting over basically. and with an anchor as esteemed and respected as yourself sir You've been a journalist your whole life ever since um. your elementary school paper The Beaverton Bee

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And what the hell are you doing here. I'm the producer of Daybreak and we're actually looking for a new anchor. Then why are you here. Well it's funny that you should ask. Go away. Okay just hear me out because the show actually has a lot of potential. We're starting over basically. and with an anchor as esteemed and respected as yourself sir You've been a journalist your whole life ever since um. your elementary school paper The Beaverton Bee

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Play And what the hell are you doing here. I'm the producer of Daybreak and we're actually looking for a new anchor. Then why are you here. Well it's funny that you should ask. Go away. Okay just hear me out because the show actually has a lot of potential. We're starting over basically. and with an anchor as esteemed and respected as yourself sir You've been a journalist your whole life ever since um. your elementary school paper The Beaverton Bee

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I've won eight Peabodys. A Pulitzer. Sixteen Emmys. I was shot through the forearm in Bosnia. Pulled Colin Powell from a burning Jeep. I laid a cool washcloth on Mother Teresa's forehead. during a cholera epidemic I've had lunch with Dick Cheney. You're here for the money. That is correct.

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I've won eight Peabodys. A Pulitzer. Sixteen Emmys. I was shot through the forearm in Bosnia. Pulled Colin Powell from a burning Jeep. I laid a cool washcloth on Mother Teresa's forehead. during a cholera epidemic I've had lunch with Dick Cheney. You're here for the money. That is correct.

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Play I've won eight Peabodys. A Pulitzer. Sixteen Emmys. I was shot through the forearm in Bosnia. Pulled Colin Powell from a burning Jeep. I laid a cool washcloth on Mother Teresa's forehead. during a cholera epidemic I've had lunch with Dick Cheney. You're here for the money. That is correct.