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Keep Battlefield Earth (2000) On Your Home Screen

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It is a pleasure to see you Your Excellency. And I d be honoured to expedite your clearance through security. Please call me Zete Does all of Earth look like this. Oh I m afraid so sir. Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly. but this is one of the ugliest crapholes in the entire universe I couldn t agree with you more. I hate these puny undersized planets. The gravity is so different. Well one does get used to it. The human animals are grossly undersized....

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It is a pleasure to see you Your Excellency. And I d be honoured to expedite your clearance through security. Please call me Zete Does all of Earth look like this. Oh I m afraid so sir. Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly. but this is one of the ugliest crapholes in the entire universe I couldn t agree with you more. I hate these puny undersized planets. The gravity is so different. Well one does get used to it. The human animals are grossly undersized....

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Play It is a pleasure to see you Your Excellency. And I d be honoured to expedite your clearance through security. Please call me Zete Does all of Earth look like this. Oh I m afraid so sir. Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly. but this is one of the ugliest crapholes in the entire universe I couldn t agree with you more. I hate these puny undersized planets. The gravity is so different. Well one does get used to it. The human animals are grossly undersized....

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Well Ker once we finish mining out. this miserable little planet let s do the universe a favour Let s exterminate the lot of them. Both laugh. Oh you re too much. So they tell me.

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Well Ker once we finish mining out. this miserable little planet let s do the universe a favour Let s exterminate the lot of them. Both laugh. Oh you re too much. So they tell me.

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Play Well Ker once we finish mining out. this miserable little planet let s do the universe a favour Let s exterminate the lot of them. Both laugh. Oh you re too much. So they tell me.

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Who s responsible for not supervising this man animal. The man animal shot the wrangler sir. I m a little pressed for time. Save the going away jokes for later. No sir I swear. The man animal somehow got hold of his gun. Really. Speaks Psychlo. Show me. Sir. Grunts. Reach for the gun Sir I might get shot. You might And I might suddenly grow a third arm. Sir I swear it shot the wrangler. Every report filed today still has my name on it. and you are out of your skullbone if you think I ll write...

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Who s responsible for not supervising this man animal. The man animal shot the wrangler sir. I m a little pressed for time. Save the going away jokes for later. No sir I swear. The man animal somehow got hold of his gun. Really. Speaks Psychlo. Show me. Sir. Grunts. Reach for the gun Sir I might get shot. You might And I might suddenly grow a third arm. Sir I swear it shot the wrangler. Every report filed today still has my name on it. and you are out of your skullbone if you think I ll write...

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Play Who s responsible for not supervising this man animal. The man animal shot the wrangler sir. I m a little pressed for time. Save the going away jokes for later. No sir I swear. The man animal somehow got hold of his gun. Really. Speaks Psychlo. Show me. Sir. Grunts. Reach for the gun Sir I might get shot. You might And I might suddenly grow a third arm. Sir I swear it shot the wrangler. Every report filed today still has my name on it. and you are out of your skullbone if you think I ll write...

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ZETE What is this species. According to the Clinko historians. the species is called dog Dog Yes. Obviously the superior race. having the man animal chauffeur it around

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ZETE What is this species. According to the Clinko historians. the species is called dog Dog Yes. Obviously the superior race. having the man animal chauffeur it around

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Play ZETE What is this species. According to the Clinko historians. the species is called dog Dog Yes. Obviously the superior race. having the man animal chauffeur it around

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Will you please tell the Senator. that if I had even an inkling that that was his daughter Watch your tongue. The Senator s exact words to me were and I m quoting. If that blasted Terl tries to talk his way out of it. have him vaporised on the spot But cheer up. There s one bright side to this. One day you re going to die. And when you end up in hell. at least it will be a step up from this place

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Will you please tell the Senator. that if I had even an inkling that that was his daughter Watch your tongue. The Senator s exact words to me were and I m quoting. If that blasted Terl tries to talk his way out of it. have him vaporised on the spot But cheer up. There s one bright side to this. One day you re going to die. And when you end up in hell. at least it will be a step up from this place

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Play Will you please tell the Senator. that if I had even an inkling that that was his daughter Watch your tongue. The Senator s exact words to me were and I m quoting. If that blasted Terl tries to talk his way out of it. have him vaporised on the spot But cheer up. There s one bright side to this. One day you re going to die. And when you end up in hell. at least it will be a step up from this place

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I don t know what you re so down about. You still get to be head of security. which from what I can tell is a pretty cushy job I can assure you. that I was not groomed since birth to have some cushy job that even a moron like you could perform Scoffs. While you were still learning how to spell your name. I was being trained to conquer galaxies. And to do anything less. is a disgrace to my entire family line

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I don t know what you re so down about. You still get to be head of security. which from what I can tell is a pretty cushy job I can assure you. that I was not groomed since birth to have some cushy job that even a moron like you could perform Scoffs. While you were still learning how to spell your name. I was being trained to conquer galaxies. And to do anything less. is a disgrace to my entire family line

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Play I don t know what you re so down about. You still get to be head of security. which from what I can tell is a pretty cushy job I can assure you. that I was not groomed since birth to have some cushy job that even a moron like you could perform Scoffs. While you were still learning how to spell your name. I was being trained to conquer galaxies. And to do anything less. is a disgrace to my entire family line

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Play You still get to be head of security.

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I ve wasted my time haven t I. Sir. If you re going to lie. have the decency to do a credible job so I don t look like an idiot for having tried to train you

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I ve wasted my time haven t I. Sir. If you re going to lie. have the decency to do a credible job so I don t look like an idiot for having tried to train you

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Play I ve wasted my time haven t I. Sir. If you re going to lie. have the decency to do a credible job so I don t look like an idiot for having tried to train you

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You are pathetic. You wouldn t last one day at the academy.

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You are pathetic. You wouldn t last one day at the academy.

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Play You are pathetic. You wouldn t last one day at the academy.

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You said we used picto cameras. to spy on other officers but under no circumstance spy on our own office That s right WE don t I do.

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You said we used picto cameras. to spy on other officers but under no circumstance spy on our own office That s right WE don t I do.

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Play You said we used picto cameras. to spy on other officers but under no circumstance spy on our own office That s right WE don t I do.