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Keep Mystery Men (1999) On Your Home Screen

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Don't mess with the volcano my man. 'Cause I will go Pompeii on your butt

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Don't mess with the volcano my man. 'Cause I will go Pompeii on your butt

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Play Don't mess with the volcano my man. 'Cause I will go Pompeii on your butt

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People who don't close their mouths when they chew. make me furious

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People who don't close their mouths when they chew. make me furious

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Play People who don't close their mouths when they chew. make me furious

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You keep dreaming wannabe. Let's go Dream on moron. I will keep dreaming I will keep dreaming my friend. And when I wake up you better hope. you better hope you're asleep Don't reengage him He's a silly. Sweet dreams. He's immature. Lilac.

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You keep dreaming wannabe. Let's go Dream on moron. I will keep dreaming I will keep dreaming my friend. And when I wake up you better hope. you better hope you're asleep Don't reengage him He's a silly. Sweet dreams. He's immature. Lilac.

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Play You keep dreaming wannabe. Let's go Dream on moron. I will keep dreaming I will keep dreaming my friend. And when I wake up you better hope. you better hope you're asleep Don't reengage him He's a silly. Sweet dreams. He's immature. Lilac.

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I think we should focus on the positive. Tonight was good Yeah You think so. 'Cause I was worried it was pathetic Amazing Triumphs At A Nursing Home That's great copy Vic. I'm a publicist not a magician. You want big news You must have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain Thanks to you we've got none left. Then get the Death Man. Death Man is dead. Father Doom Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing 50 years Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron Von Chaos got the chair Really. Casanova is...

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I think we should focus on the positive. Tonight was good Yeah You think so. 'Cause I was worried it was pathetic Amazing Triumphs At A Nursing Home That's great copy Vic. I'm a publicist not a magician. You want big news You must have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain Thanks to you we've got none left. Then get the Death Man. Death Man is dead. Father Doom Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing 50 years Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron Von Chaos got the chair Really. Casanova is...

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Play I think we should focus on the positive. Tonight was good Yeah You think so. 'Cause I was worried it was pathetic Amazing Triumphs At A Nursing Home That's great copy Vic. I'm a publicist not a magician. You want big news You must have big fights. A superhero needs a supervillain Thanks to you we've got none left. Then get the Death Man. Death Man is dead. Father Doom Life without parole. Apocalypto's doing 50 years Armagezzmo's in exile. Baron Von Chaos got the chair Really. Casanova is...

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Blessed disciples of Hippocrates. my heart is split in two It brims. with such sorrow for my abominable crimes And yet. it swells with love for you for this sanctuary this place of healing Within my soul I feel the choir singing. Beethoven's immortal Ode to Joy. where all men become brothers

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Blessed disciples of Hippocrates. my heart is split in two It brims. with such sorrow for my abominable crimes And yet. it swells with love for you for this sanctuary this place of healing Within my soul I feel the choir singing. Beethoven's immortal Ode to Joy. where all men become brothers

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Play Blessed disciples of Hippocrates. my heart is split in two It brims. with such sorrow for my abominable crimes And yet. it swells with love for you for this sanctuary this place of healing Within my soul I feel the choir singing. Beethoven's immortal Ode to Joy. where all men become brothers

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If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor. yeah we could spend 150 Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing. Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses. He takes them off when he transforms. That doesn't make any sense He wouldn't be able to see.

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If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor. yeah we could spend 150 Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing. Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses. He takes them off when he transforms. That doesn't make any sense He wouldn't be able to see.

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Play If we had a billionaire like Lance Hunt as our benefactor. yeah we could spend 150 Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing. Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses. He takes them off when he transforms. That doesn't make any sense He wouldn't be able to see.

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What will we publicize The fact that we get our butts kicked a lot. If you didn't smack me with a shovel every time we went out. we'd have more wins to brag about I'm sorry I just tend to lose my concentration. when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end I get it Your shovel in his face is my fault. You threw a spoon at the guy Jeff. What was up with that I thought it was a fork. You're the master of cutlery. You can't throw a knife when someone's trying to kill me. You can't use a rake...

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What will we publicize The fact that we get our butts kicked a lot. If you didn't smack me with a shovel every time we went out. we'd have more wins to brag about I'm sorry I just tend to lose my concentration. when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end I get it Your shovel in his face is my fault. You threw a spoon at the guy Jeff. What was up with that I thought it was a fork. You're the master of cutlery. You can't throw a knife when someone's trying to kill me. You can't use a rake...

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Play What will we publicize The fact that we get our butts kicked a lot. If you didn't smack me with a shovel every time we went out. we'd have more wins to brag about I'm sorry I just tend to lose my concentration. when I've got a salad fork stuck in my rear end I get it Your shovel in his face is my fault. You threw a spoon at the guy Jeff. What was up with that I thought it was a fork. You're the master of cutlery. You can't throw a knife when someone's trying to kill me. You can't use a rake...

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If we had a billionaire benefactor like Lance Hunt. we could spend 150 Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses. He takes them off when he transforms. That doesn't make any sense He wouldn't be able to see.

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If we had a billionaire benefactor like Lance Hunt. we could spend 150 Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses. He takes them off when he transforms. That doesn't make any sense He wouldn't be able to see.

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Play If we had a billionaire benefactor like Lance Hunt. we could spend 150 Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses. He takes them off when he transforms. That doesn't make any sense He wouldn't be able to see.