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Roll the windows down turn the music up. and make an ass out of yourself It puts them at ease.

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Roll the windows down turn the music up. and make an ass out of yourself It puts them at ease.

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Play Roll the windows down turn the music up. and make an ass out of yourself It puts them at ease.

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It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. Women grade on effort It's almost better when the meal's a flop. It shows that you're willing to make a fool of yourself. It's all about creating equity. Think of it as a point system. One for flowers two for dinner three for an orgasm. You need 26 points for them to trust you. And then you can go back to watching football.

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It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. Women grade on effort It's almost better when the meal's a flop. It shows that you're willing to make a fool of yourself. It's all about creating equity. Think of it as a point system. One for flowers two for dinner three for an orgasm. You need 26 points for them to trust you. And then you can go back to watching football.

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Play It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. Women grade on effort It's almost better when the meal's a flop. It shows that you're willing to make a fool of yourself. It's all about creating equity. Think of it as a point system. One for flowers two for dinner three for an orgasm. You need 26 points for them to trust you. And then you can go back to watching football.

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But you're not coming home with me Thank you You're gonna have to do better than that. You're cute and everything What is that. I was trying not to be rude. You're far from rude Aww. I'll help you out. Tell me that you're married. I am not married That would be a lie. You're not. Tell me that you're madly in love with someone. That would also be a lie Mm hmm. Then tell me why I can't come home with you. I don't know you. Roll the windows down turn the music up. and make an ass out of yourself...

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But you're not coming home with me Thank you You're gonna have to do better than that. You're cute and everything What is that. I was trying not to be rude. You're far from rude Aww. I'll help you out. Tell me that you're married. I am not married That would be a lie. You're not. Tell me that you're madly in love with someone. That would also be a lie Mm hmm. Then tell me why I can't come home with you. I don't know you. Roll the windows down turn the music up. and make an ass out of yourself...

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Play But you're not coming home with me Thank you You're gonna have to do better than that. You're cute and everything What is that. I was trying not to be rude. You're far from rude Aww. I'll help you out. Tell me that you're married. I am not married That would be a lie. You're not. Tell me that you're madly in love with someone. That would also be a lie Mm hmm. Then tell me why I can't come home with you. I don't know you. Roll the windows down turn the music up. and make an ass out of yourself...

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When a girl tells you you're not getting any. before you ask before you even try you're getting some

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When a girl tells you you're not getting any. before you ask before you even try you're getting some

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Play When a girl tells you you're not getting any. before you ask before you even try you're getting some

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God How do you like my new house. You think any girls are gonna believe this is your house. The young ones do Oh FYI I'm a graphic designer. if anybody asks What What happened. I blew it With who. El Paso Erin That DJ girl. No that's Hi fi Tara No El Paso's a somatologist. She's That's. I fuckin' froze up I couldn't say anything. l I started making cricket noises You know what your problem is You care too much. You gotta cut out the conversation right. And just like say something to piss...

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God How do you like my new house. You think any girls are gonna believe this is your house. The young ones do Oh FYI I'm a graphic designer. if anybody asks What What happened. I blew it With who. El Paso Erin That DJ girl. No that's Hi fi Tara No El Paso's a somatologist. She's That's. I fuckin' froze up I couldn't say anything. l I started making cricket noises You know what your problem is You care too much. You gotta cut out the conversation right. And just like say something to piss...

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Play God How do you like my new house. You think any girls are gonna believe this is your house. The young ones do Oh FYI I'm a graphic designer. if anybody asks What What happened. I blew it With who. El Paso Erin That DJ girl. No that's Hi fi Tara No El Paso's a somatologist. She's That's. I fuckin' froze up I couldn't say anything. l I started making cricket noises You know what your problem is You care too much. You gotta cut out the conversation right. And just like say something to piss...

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Let me tell you something. You are getting older. You're losing your looks. And your only charming 'cause you're cute. You're not really charming You're not funny. And you're not smart I hope you understand that. You're nothing but six inches and a pretty face. and you're gonna have to suffer just like everybody else It's seven It's not seven.

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Let me tell you something. You are getting older. You're losing your looks. And your only charming 'cause you're cute. You're not really charming You're not funny. And you're not smart I hope you understand that. You're nothing but six inches and a pretty face. and you're gonna have to suffer just like everybody else It's seven It's not seven.

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Play Let me tell you something. You are getting older. You're losing your looks. And your only charming 'cause you're cute. You're not really charming You're not funny. And you're not smart I hope you understand that. You're nothing but six inches and a pretty face. and you're gonna have to suffer just like everybody else It's seven It's not seven.

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When I first came here. I thought every day was gonna be a Van Halen video. hot chicks wearing bikinis riding around on roller skates drinking cocktails by the pool Damn you Van Halen.

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When I first came here. I thought every day was gonna be a Van Halen video. hot chicks wearing bikinis riding around on roller skates drinking cocktails by the pool Damn you Van Halen.

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Play When I first came here. I thought every day was gonna be a Van Halen video. hot chicks wearing bikinis riding around on roller skates drinking cocktails by the pool Damn you Van Halen.

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They say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. But in this town everyone thinks they're royalty. And the frogs don't stand a chance.

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They say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. But in this town everyone thinks they're royalty. And the frogs don't stand a chance.

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Play They say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. But in this town everyone thinks they're royalty. And the frogs don't stand a chance.

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What the fuck are you doing Swimming. Look. I'm sorry about what happened but this is not fucking cool. What happened. I called you an asshole I kicked you out. I called you a whore. I'm sorry. That's strange. 'Cause it seems like you and I are maybe playing the same cards Yeah Last time I checked you were living. in a 5 million house Now you're turning tricks for a sandwich I'm not turning anything Tell me something though. out of everybody here why her I don't think you understand my...

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What the fuck are you doing Swimming. Look. I'm sorry about what happened but this is not fucking cool. What happened. I called you an asshole I kicked you out. I called you a whore. I'm sorry. That's strange. 'Cause it seems like you and I are maybe playing the same cards Yeah Last time I checked you were living. in a 5 million house Now you're turning tricks for a sandwich I'm not turning anything Tell me something though. out of everybody here why her I don't think you understand my...

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Play What the fuck are you doing Swimming. Look. I'm sorry about what happened but this is not fucking cool. What happened. I called you an asshole I kicked you out. I called you a whore. I'm sorry. That's strange. 'Cause it seems like you and I are maybe playing the same cards Yeah Last time I checked you were living. in a 5 million house Now you're turning tricks for a sandwich I'm not turning anything Tell me something though. out of everybody here why her I don't think you understand my...

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My whole life it was obvious I was gonna end up in this city. I'm still here.

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My whole life it was obvious I was gonna end up in this city. I'm still here.

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Play My whole life it was obvious I was gonna end up in this city. I'm still here.