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The pipes went bang bang bangity bang bang.

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The pipes went bang bang bangity bang bang.

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Nancy did you finish the Celebrity Scene page. Oh tickety boo. I don't know what that means. It means you'll have it soon. Well if you mean I'll have it soon. why don't you say I'll have it soon Tickety boo is just confusing for everybody.

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Nancy did you finish the Celebrity Scene page. Oh tickety boo. I don't know what that means. It means you'll have it soon. Well if you mean I'll have it soon. why don't you say I'll have it soon Tickety boo is just confusing for everybody.

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Play Nancy did you finish the Celebrity Scene page. Oh tickety boo. I don't know what that means. It means you'll have it soon. Well if you mean I'll have it soon. why don't you say I'll have it soon Tickety boo is just confusing for everybody.

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Tell me about yourselves. What do you do Alan. Alex. Alex is a writer. Oh a writer Hmm. I always thought of that as more of a hobby than a real job. I suppose I'm forgetting about Joyce. Joyce James Joyce Of course. Wonderful writer. He died drunk and penniless.

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Tell me about yourselves. What do you do Alan. Alex. Alex is a writer. Oh a writer Hmm. I always thought of that as more of a hobby than a real job. I suppose I'm forgetting about Joyce. Joyce James Joyce Of course. Wonderful writer. He died drunk and penniless.

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Play Tell me about yourselves. What do you do Alan. Alex. Alex is a writer. Oh a writer Hmm. I always thought of that as more of a hobby than a real job. I suppose I'm forgetting about Joyce. Joyce James Joyce Of course. Wonderful writer. He died drunk and penniless.

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I'm not gonna pay for unauthorized repairs. I did the work my friend. I can rip the pipes out of the wall. What. I don't know what you're saying. Do it Do it. You do it You do it.

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I'm not gonna pay for unauthorized repairs. I did the work my friend. I can rip the pipes out of the wall. What. I don't know what you're saying. Do it Do it. You do it You do it.

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Play I'm not gonna pay for unauthorized repairs. I did the work my friend. I can rip the pipes out of the wall. What. I don't know what you're saying. Do it Do it. You do it You do it.

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Honey I can't work here It's impossible I've been trying. I've written three pages in the last six weeks. Three pages The book is due on Wednesday. If we don't hand in the book I don't know what we're gonna do. We can't pay for anything The runners the stools. We can't pay for the tangelo bowl you like. We can't pay for your little happy mug vase thing. Well what if you got out of the house. and went to write at like a Starbucks or something And what You're gonna stay here and try to find...

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Honey I can't work here It's impossible I've been trying. I've written three pages in the last six weeks. Three pages The book is due on Wednesday. If we don't hand in the book I don't know what we're gonna do. We can't pay for anything The runners the stools. We can't pay for the tangelo bowl you like. We can't pay for your little happy mug vase thing. Well what if you got out of the house. and went to write at like a Starbucks or something And what You're gonna stay here and try to find...

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Play Honey I can't work here It's impossible I've been trying. I've written three pages in the last six weeks. Three pages The book is due on Wednesday. If we don't hand in the book I don't know what we're gonna do. We can't pay for anything The runners the stools. We can't pay for the tangelo bowl you like. We can't pay for your little happy mug vase thing. Well what if you got out of the house. and went to write at like a Starbucks or something And what You're gonna stay here and try to find...

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I couldn't help noticing that Alex left the house this morning. while you stayed home I was downsized from my job. Aw I'm sorry. But I'm sure it's for the best. Let Mr Rose get out there and bring home the bacon. I always thought it was strange. A husband staying home while you were out there providing. Well he's a writer. Writer. The man naps more than a newborn pup. What's he writing about Sheep.

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I couldn't help noticing that Alex left the house this morning. while you stayed home I was downsized from my job. Aw I'm sorry. But I'm sure it's for the best. Let Mr Rose get out there and bring home the bacon. I always thought it was strange. A husband staying home while you were out there providing. Well he's a writer. Writer. The man naps more than a newborn pup. What's he writing about Sheep.

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Play I couldn't help noticing that Alex left the house this morning. while you stayed home I was downsized from my job. Aw I'm sorry. But I'm sure it's for the best. Let Mr Rose get out there and bring home the bacon. I always thought it was strange. A husband staying home while you were out there providing. Well he's a writer. Writer. The man naps more than a newborn pup. What's he writing about Sheep.

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Mrs Connelly let me come right to the point. Alex and I are trying to have a baby. I saw. In the living room. Right. The thing is when we do have our baby. we're gonna need the upstairs I don't understand dear. We're willing to pay you something. You want me to leave. Don't you think you'd be more comfortable. with people who are more in your demographic In sunny Miami Beach. I'm Irish I'd sizzle up like a sausage. Besides this is my home. Home. The Emerald Isle hmm. Back to the old sod. Well...

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Mrs Connelly let me come right to the point. Alex and I are trying to have a baby. I saw. In the living room. Right. The thing is when we do have our baby. we're gonna need the upstairs I don't understand dear. We're willing to pay you something. You want me to leave. Don't you think you'd be more comfortable. with people who are more in your demographic In sunny Miami Beach. I'm Irish I'd sizzle up like a sausage. Besides this is my home. Home. The Emerald Isle hmm. Back to the old sod. Well...

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Play Mrs Connelly let me come right to the point. Alex and I are trying to have a baby. I saw. In the living room. Right. The thing is when we do have our baby. we're gonna need the upstairs I don't understand dear. We're willing to pay you something. You want me to leave. Don't you think you'd be more comfortable. with people who are more in your demographic In sunny Miami Beach. I'm Irish I'd sizzle up like a sausage. Besides this is my home. Home. The Emerald Isle hmm. Back to the old sod. Well...

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What are you doing. You were choking on a chocolate. You choked on a chocolate.

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What are you doing. You were choking on a chocolate. You choked on a chocolate.

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Play What are you doing. You were choking on a chocolate. You choked on a chocolate.

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You threw her down the stairs. No. But I imagined it. And I liked it. I'm evil. I'm a horrible horrible person. Thank you. Come on she's practically ruined our lives. It's natural to have thoughts like that. Really Yeah. I mean I've even had a couple. Aaaah. Like what. Just you know snapping her neck. or electrocuting her You know just beating her to death. decapitating her drowning her just you know bludgeoning her in a humane way but Dicing her up into little little pieces. But asphyxiating...

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You threw her down the stairs. No. But I imagined it. And I liked it. I'm evil. I'm a horrible horrible person. Thank you. Come on she's practically ruined our lives. It's natural to have thoughts like that. Really Yeah. I mean I've even had a couple. Aaaah. Like what. Just you know snapping her neck. or electrocuting her You know just beating her to death. decapitating her drowning her just you know bludgeoning her in a humane way but Dicing her up into little little pieces. But asphyxiating...

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Play You threw her down the stairs. No. But I imagined it. And I liked it. I'm evil. I'm a horrible horrible person. Thank you. Come on she's practically ruined our lives. It's natural to have thoughts like that. Really Yeah. I mean I've even had a couple. Aaaah. Like what. Just you know snapping her neck. or electrocuting her You know just beating her to death. decapitating her drowning her just you know bludgeoning her in a humane way but Dicing her up into little little pieces. But asphyxiating...