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Keep The Impostors (1998) On Your Home Screen

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Yello Oh hi hon. Keep going It's my wife the producer. Hi hi What's up. It's going well it's going well. What a fool you are Alan. I said I was sorry and I meant it. Me Moi Ha. I'm not going to behave like that anymore. Where are you. What are you doing with him. You what. You're saying to me that you're leaving me for him. This is what you're saying to me. Well yes naturally I'm shocked. Of course I'm shocked. Does this mean you're pulling your money out of the show. No no I will not find...

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Yello Oh hi hon. Keep going It's my wife the producer. Hi hi What's up. It's going well it's going well. What a fool you are Alan. I said I was sorry and I meant it. Me Moi Ha. I'm not going to behave like that anymore. Where are you. What are you doing with him. You what. You're saying to me that you're leaving me for him. This is what you're saying to me. Well yes naturally I'm shocked. Of course I'm shocked. Does this mean you're pulling your money out of the show. No no I will not find...

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Play Yello Oh hi hon. Keep going It's my wife the producer. Hi hi What's up. It's going well it's going well. What a fool you are Alan. I said I was sorry and I meant it. Me Moi Ha. I'm not going to behave like that anymore. Where are you. What are you doing with him. You what. You're saying to me that you're leaving me for him. This is what you're saying to me. Well yes naturally I'm shocked. Of course I'm shocked. Does this mean you're pulling your money out of the show. No no I will not find...

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So I insult him Yeah. Tell him you think his pastries are no good. Oh good idea Yeah. Say that they're stale all right. Hey buddy your pastries are stale. Right but don't say buddy Just say. Your pastries are stale Your pastries are stale.

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So I insult him Yeah. Tell him you think his pastries are no good. Oh good idea Yeah. Say that they're stale all right. Hey buddy your pastries are stale. Right but don't say buddy Just say. Your pastries are stale Your pastries are stale.

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Play So I insult him Yeah. Tell him you think his pastries are no good. Oh good idea Yeah. Say that they're stale all right. Hey buddy your pastries are stale. Right but don't say buddy Just say. Your pastries are stale Your pastries are stale.

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Please sir I want some more. You see sir I've not eaten for fourteen days. since me mum died of the group Croup Croup. Of the croup she died. leaving me and my mentally ill brother here to fend for ourselves Murdered she was in her bed by one of her johns. You see she sold herself to feed us. She compromised herself for our sakes. and here we are left alone and hungry and homeless And my poor brother needs a brain operation. and my glaucoma's getting worse and sir Sir Sir Are you there sir....

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Please sir I want some more. You see sir I've not eaten for fourteen days. since me mum died of the group Croup Croup. Of the croup she died. leaving me and my mentally ill brother here to fend for ourselves Murdered she was in her bed by one of her johns. You see she sold herself to feed us. She compromised herself for our sakes. and here we are left alone and hungry and homeless And my poor brother needs a brain operation. and my glaucoma's getting worse and sir Sir Sir Are you there sir....

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Play Please sir I want some more. You see sir I've not eaten for fourteen days. since me mum died of the group Croup Croup. Of the croup she died. leaving me and my mentally ill brother here to fend for ourselves Murdered she was in her bed by one of her johns. You see she sold herself to feed us. She compromised herself for our sakes. and here we are left alone and hungry and homeless And my poor brother needs a brain operation. and my glaucoma's getting worse and sir Sir Sir Are you there sir....

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Please sir I beg your pardon. No I beg yours sir. This gentleman is one of the finest pastry chefs. on the eastern seaboard Well thank you You're welcome. Do I know you Of course you do. What's your point. You would not know a good cream puff. if it jumped up and licked you on the ass

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Please sir I beg your pardon. No I beg yours sir. This gentleman is one of the finest pastry chefs. on the eastern seaboard Well thank you You're welcome. Do I know you Of course you do. What's your point. You would not know a good cream puff. if it jumped up and licked you on the ass

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Play Please sir I beg your pardon. No I beg yours sir. This gentleman is one of the finest pastry chefs. on the eastern seaboard Well thank you You're welcome. Do I know you Of course you do. What's your point. You would not know a good cream puff. if it jumped up and licked you on the ass

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What a fool you are. I am not a fool Yes you are. You shouldn't talk to that gentleman this way. You like the cream puffs. I don't like the cream puffs. Fuck the cream puffs. This man is a slave and an idiot.

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What a fool you are. I am not a fool Yes you are. You shouldn't talk to that gentleman this way. You like the cream puffs. I don't like the cream puffs. Fuck the cream puffs. This man is a slave and an idiot.

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Play What a fool you are. I am not a fool Yes you are. You shouldn't talk to that gentleman this way. You like the cream puffs. I don't like the cream puffs. Fuck the cream puffs. This man is a slave and an idiot.

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I hate them. Oh I'm sorry. To each his own. There's another bakery shop down the block. whose wares might be more to your liking Thank you for coming in May I help you sir. Yes Would you excuse me a moment. I couldn't help but overhear Excuse me sir. but may I say that your rudeness to this hard working gentleman is uncalled for Please sir I beg your pardon. No I beg yours sir. This gentleman is one of the finest pastry chefs. on the eastern seaboard Well thank you You're welcome. Do I know...

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I hate them. Oh I'm sorry. To each his own. There's another bakery shop down the block. whose wares might be more to your liking Thank you for coming in May I help you sir. Yes Would you excuse me a moment. I couldn't help but overhear Excuse me sir. but may I say that your rudeness to this hard working gentleman is uncalled for Please sir I beg your pardon. No I beg yours sir. This gentleman is one of the finest pastry chefs. on the eastern seaboard Well thank you You're welcome. Do I know...

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Play I hate them. Oh I'm sorry. To each his own. There's another bakery shop down the block. whose wares might be more to your liking Thank you for coming in May I help you sir. Yes Would you excuse me a moment. I couldn't help but overhear Excuse me sir. but may I say that your rudeness to this hard working gentleman is uncalled for Please sir I beg your pardon. No I beg yours sir. This gentleman is one of the finest pastry chefs. on the eastern seaboard Well thank you You're welcome. Do I know...

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He has blustered his way to success. on the backs of the great supporting players for too long And it's time for us to make a stand and say no. No Burtom Begone. It is time for us to say no boozy boy. Bye bye Burtom bad boy. Hefty boy Boozy boozy boy. Greasy boy Saggy farty boy. Poke you I poke you I poke you. Something like that.

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He has blustered his way to success. on the backs of the great supporting players for too long And it's time for us to make a stand and say no. No Burtom Begone. It is time for us to say no boozy boy. Bye bye Burtom bad boy. Hefty boy Boozy boozy boy. Greasy boy Saggy farty boy. Poke you I poke you I poke you. Something like that.

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Play He has blustered his way to success. on the backs of the great supporting players for too long And it's time for us to make a stand and say no. No Burtom Begone. It is time for us to say no boozy boy. Bye bye Burtom bad boy. Hefty boy Boozy boozy boy. Greasy boy Saggy farty boy. Poke you I poke you I poke you. Something like that.

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Do you feel that grip. I do sir I do. Powerful enough to snap the neck of a small beast. and yet sensitive enough to caress the tender throat of a young castrato Coax a song from him.

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Do you feel that grip. I do sir I do. Powerful enough to snap the neck of a small beast. and yet sensitive enough to caress the tender throat of a young castrato Coax a song from him.

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Play Do you feel that grip. I do sir I do. Powerful enough to snap the neck of a small beast. and yet sensitive enough to caress the tender throat of a young castrato Coax a song from him.