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Keep Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) On Your Home Screen

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Hey. You can only put on  so much lip gloss, princess! - You blew my concentration!  - Temper, Sarah. Now I get to start  all over again. - Wrap it up, Lorraine!  - Okay, Daddy.! Have you seen my frog, Dad? Sorry, Charlie.  Uh, Nigel. Kyle. - It's Mark.  - I knew that. Hey, teenager. You got caught  on Mom radar last night. You're not gonna get that scholarship  if you're out late with Beth...

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Hey. You can only put on  so much lip gloss, princess! - You blew my concentration!  - Temper, Sarah. Now I get to start  all over again. - Wrap it up, Lorraine!  - Okay, Daddy.! Have you seen my frog, Dad? Sorry, Charlie.  Uh, Nigel. Kyle. - It's Mark.  - I knew that. Hey, teenager. You got caught  on Mom radar last night. You're not gonna get that scholarship  if you're out late with Beth...

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Play Hey. You can only put on  so much lip gloss, princess! - You blew my concentration!  - Temper, Sarah. Now I get to start  all over again. - Wrap it up, Lorraine!  - Okay, Daddy.! Have you seen my frog, Dad? Sorry, Charlie.  Uh, Nigel. Kyle. - It's Mark.  - I knew that. Hey, teenager. You got caught  on Mom radar last night. You're not gonna get that scholarship  if you're out late with Beth...

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Fine. Whatever.  But one of my life goals... aside from being, like,  a fashion guru... is to indicate to  the local community that... the Baker family  actually owns a bar of soap. So, as self appointed in house  rep of style and hygiene... I think I should be allotted at least five  extra minutes in front of the mirror. - Three.  - Done. Now help your sister  butter the toast. Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse  for excessive force has been lifted. So you're going today. Henry,  you...

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Fine. Whatever.  But one of my life goals... aside from being, like,  a fashion guru... is to indicate to  the local community that... the Baker family  actually owns a bar of soap. So, as self appointed in house  rep of style and hygiene... I think I should be allotted at least five  extra minutes in front of the mirror. - Three.  - Done. Now help your sister  butter the toast. Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse  for excessive force has been lifted. So you're going today. Henry,  you...

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Play Fine. Whatever.  But one of my life goals... aside from being, like,  a fashion guru... is to indicate to  the local community that... the Baker family  actually owns a bar of soap. So, as self appointed in house  rep of style and hygiene... I think I should be allotted at least five  extra minutes in front of the mirror. - Three.  - Done. Now help your sister  butter the toast. Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse  for excessive force has been lifted. So you're going today. Henry,  you...

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For the record I am so over Nora's hand me downs. All right well you look gorgeous in anything Lorraine.

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For the record I am so over Nora's hand me downs. All right well you look gorgeous in anything Lorraine.

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Play For the record I am so over Nora's hand me downs. All right well you look gorgeous in anything Lorraine.

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You were checking me out weren't you. Yes I was You got a problem with that. Twelve kids later and we still got the heat.

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You were checking me out weren't you. Yes I was You got a problem with that. Twelve kids later and we still got the heat.

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Play You were checking me out weren't you. Yes I was You got a problem with that. Twelve kids later and we still got the heat.

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Now help your sister  butter the toast. Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse  for excessive force has been lifted. So you're going today. Henry,  you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't  play with food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called  and has made a request... that you do not correct her  in front of the class. Mike,you have show and tell today.  And, please, honey... remember that body parts  do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have...

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Now help your sister  butter the toast. Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse  for excessive force has been lifted. So you're going today. Henry,  you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't  play with food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called  and has made a request... that you do not correct her  in front of the class. Mike,you have show and tell today.  And, please, honey... remember that body parts  do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have...

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Play Now help your sister  butter the toast. Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse  for excessive force has been lifted. So you're going today. Henry,  you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't  play with food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called  and has made a request... that you do not correct her  in front of the class. Mike,you have show and tell today.  And, please, honey... remember that body parts  do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have...

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Hey guys Remember Shake We played college ball together. Yeah the hot dog. Mom said it first. We're having adult time here boys. No idea what that means. Well it's this crazy thing where grown ups. actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids Sounds wicked boring Shake It is. So why don't you run along. Mom's right He is a wiener.

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Hey guys Remember Shake We played college ball together. Yeah the hot dog. Mom said it first. We're having adult time here boys. No idea what that means. Well it's this crazy thing where grown ups. actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids Sounds wicked boring Shake It is. So why don't you run along. Mom's right He is a wiener.

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Play Hey guys Remember Shake We played college ball together. Yeah the hot dog. Mom said it first. We're having adult time here boys. No idea what that means. Well it's this crazy thing where grown ups. actually get to have a conversation without being interrupted by kids Sounds wicked boring Shake It is. So why don't you run along. Mom's right He is a wiener.

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Black works Mom Jesus like has his funeral on Christmas. He died on Easter Barbie Whatever. He was resurrected on Easter moron.

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Black works Mom Jesus like has his funeral on Christmas. He died on Easter Barbie Whatever. He was resurrected on Easter moron.

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Play Black works Mom Jesus like has his funeral on Christmas. He died on Easter Barbie Whatever. He was resurrected on Easter moron.

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GetJake those new skates and get that new car we've been saving for

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GetJake those new skates and get that new car we've been saving for

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Play GetJake those new skates and get that new car we've been saving for

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I promise you we will be. a happier and stronger family

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I promise you we will be. a happier and stronger family

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Play I promise you we will be. a happier and stronger family