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Keep Paradise PD (2018) On Your Home Screen

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If you move one goddamn inch, I am gonna shove my boot so far up your ass... ...you'll be shittin' shoelaces for a cock suckin' month, you green, shit sniffin' asshole! Kevin! Where did you hear that language?

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If you move one goddamn inch, I am gonna shove my boot so far up your ass... ...you'll be shittin' shoelaces for a cock suckin' month, you green, shit sniffin' asshole! Kevin! Where did you hear that language?

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Play If you move one goddamn inch, I am gonna shove my boot so far up your ass... ...you'll be shittin' shoelaces for a cock suckin' month, you green, shit sniffin' asshole! Kevin! Where did you hear that language?

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Previously on Paradise PD…. Sorry, wrong clip. Uh, previously on Paradise PD…. I'm Splooge McDuck! Whee! Oh, goddamn it! Who the hell picked these clips33? All right, fuck it. I'll just tell you what happened. Charles Lovely bought the town, walled it off, and banished my son. AFKAK, not the cool baby. Roll the episode.

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Previously on Paradise PD…. Sorry, wrong clip. Uh, previously on Paradise PD…. I'm Splooge McDuck! Whee! Oh, goddamn it! Who the hell picked these clips33? All right, fuck it. I'll just tell you what happened. Charles Lovely bought the town, walled it off, and banished my son. AFKAK, not the cool baby. Roll the episode.

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Play Previously on Paradise PD…. Sorry, wrong clip. Uh, previously on Paradise PD…. I'm Splooge McDuck! Whee! Oh, goddamn it! Who the hell picked these clips33? All right, fuck it. I'll just tell you what happened. Charles Lovely bought the town, walled it off, and banished my son. AFKAK, not the cool baby. Roll the episode.

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Jesus, after three months living in a sewer, we smell like the underside of Jeff Garlin's tits. Too bad Dusty locked us out of the bomb shelter. It was stocked with enough food to feed the entire town for 25 years. At least we were able to get down there fast enough to survive the blast. Besides, the sewer wasn't that bad. No, it was great, Kevin. My favorite part was when we ran out of rats. and had to resort to eating Hobo Cop's beard ticks. [humming] The snack that bites back.

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Jesus, after three months living in a sewer, we smell like the underside of Jeff Garlin's tits. Too bad Dusty locked us out of the bomb shelter. It was stocked with enough food to feed the entire town for 25 years. At least we were able to get down there fast enough to survive the blast. Besides, the sewer wasn't that bad. No, it was great, Kevin. My favorite part was when we ran out of rats. and had to resort to eating Hobo Cop's beard ticks. [humming] The snack that bites back.

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Play Jesus, after three months living in a sewer, we smell like the underside of Jeff Garlin's tits. Too bad Dusty locked us out of the bomb shelter. It was stocked with enough food to feed the entire town for 25 years. At least we were able to get down there fast enough to survive the blast. Besides, the sewer wasn't that bad. No, it was great, Kevin. My favorite part was when we ran out of rats. and had to resort to eating Hobo Cop's beard ticks. [humming] The snack that bites back.

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Ooh! Big winner today! 30,000 tickets. You can get a spider ring, a scented eraser. or a set of four crayons. But since you killed my employee, I'm taking the blue one.

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Ooh! Big winner today! 30,000 tickets. You can get a spider ring, a scented eraser. or a set of four crayons. But since you killed my employee, I'm taking the blue one.

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Play Ooh! Big winner today! 30,000 tickets. You can get a spider ring, a scented eraser. or a set of four crayons. But since you killed my employee, I'm taking the blue one.

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Stop and go. Not fast, but slow. Mm hmm, come on. Oh, a butterfly!

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Stop and go. Not fast, but slow. Mm hmm, come on. Oh, a butterfly!

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Play Stop and go. Not fast, but slow. Mm hmm, come on. Oh, a butterfly!

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And that's how you handle the paper work. Oh. There's a connect the dots on the place mat.

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And that's how you handle the paper work. Oh. There's a connect the dots on the place mat.

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Play And that's how you handle the paper work. Oh. There's a connect the dots on the place mat.

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Son, I've got the most exciting, best possible news ever. Oh, thank God. You found Gina. Fuck Gina! In two days, the McRib is coming back! Ugh. You actually eat that shit? The only way the McRib could be more disgusting is if Taco Bell made it. High Bullet wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that at all. Fuck this dude, man. McRibs are awesome. That must be some good shit. Let me hit that.

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Son, I've got the most exciting, best possible news ever. Oh, thank God. You found Gina. Fuck Gina! In two days, the McRib is coming back! Ugh. You actually eat that shit? The only way the McRib could be more disgusting is if Taco Bell made it. High Bullet wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that at all. Fuck this dude, man. McRibs are awesome. That must be some good shit. Let me hit that.

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Play Son, I've got the most exciting, best possible news ever. Oh, thank God. You found Gina. Fuck Gina! In two days, the McRib is coming back! Ugh. You actually eat that shit? The only way the McRib could be more disgusting is if Taco Bell made it. High Bullet wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that at all. Fuck this dude, man. McRibs are awesome. That must be some good shit. Let me hit that.

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Dusty! Why the hell does my police station. look like Oriental Trading Company took a shit in here? Calm down, Chief. A little Christmas spirit ain't never hurt nobody. Last time I felt a surge like that. was when Nikola Tesla gave me the Shocker. Two in the B hole, one in the pee hole. What in the hell is all this commotion, -Bullet, it's 3 p.m. Oh shit, I almost missed breakfast.

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Dusty! Why the hell does my police station. look like Oriental Trading Company took a shit in here? Calm down, Chief. A little Christmas spirit ain't never hurt nobody. Last time I felt a surge like that. was when Nikola Tesla gave me the Shocker. Two in the B hole, one in the pee hole. What in the hell is all this commotion, -Bullet, it's 3 p.m. Oh shit, I almost missed breakfast.

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Play Dusty! Why the hell does my police station. look like Oriental Trading Company took a shit in here? Calm down, Chief. A little Christmas spirit ain't never hurt nobody. Last time I felt a surge like that. was when Nikola Tesla gave me the Shocker. Two in the B hole, one in the pee hole. What in the hell is all this commotion, -Bullet, it's 3 p.m. Oh shit, I almost missed breakfast.

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Whoo! Get ready to meet my cousins from around the world!

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Whoo! Get ready to meet my cousins from around the world!

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Play Whoo! Get ready to meet my cousins from around the world!

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-One star. Take that. -Uh, you just gave them five stars. -Shit! Not me, kemosabe. Camaro Bob don't do digital. Even the dick pics I send are analog, baby.

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-One star. Take that. -Uh, you just gave them five stars. -Shit! Not me, kemosabe. Camaro Bob don't do digital. Even the dick pics I send are analog, baby.

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Play -One star. Take that. -Uh, you just gave them five stars. -Shit! Not me, kemosabe. Camaro Bob don't do digital. Even the dick pics I send are analog, baby.