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Keep Identity Thief (2013) On Your Home Screen

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Oh! Boy, that's nice. (GASPING). That looks good, that looks good. I lost my wedding ring. Shh! Fifteen years of marriage. Can you believe that? - May I see your ID? - Mmm hmm. Yes, you can. Sandy Bigelow Patterson. We just got married back in St. Paul. Yeah. Howard's a surgeon. So, he fixes smiles. (WOMEN GIGGLING)

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Oh! Boy, that's nice. (GASPING). That looks good, that looks good. I lost my wedding ring. Shh! Fifteen years of marriage. Can you believe that? - May I see your ID? - Mmm hmm. Yes, you can. Sandy Bigelow Patterson. We just got married back in St. Paul. Yeah. Howard's a surgeon. So, he fixes smiles. (WOMEN GIGGLING)

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Play Oh! Boy, that's nice. (GASPING). That looks good, that looks good. I lost my wedding ring. Shh! Fifteen years of marriage. Can you believe that? - May I see your ID? - Mmm hmm. Yes, you can. Sandy Bigelow Patterson. We just got married back in St. Paul. Yeah. Howard's a surgeon. So, he fixes smiles. (WOMEN GIGGLING)

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Yeah, he's kind of the big guy for teeth. My friends took me out for my birthday. They made a big deal out of me turning 30. I was like, "Thirty, what? No way.". I mean, I hit it pretty hard in my twenties, so... Do you like to hit it hard? I bet you do. I bet you can hit that. so hard.

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Yeah, he's kind of the big guy for teeth. My friends took me out for my birthday. They made a big deal out of me turning 30. I was like, "Thirty, what? No way.". I mean, I hit it pretty hard in my twenties, so... Do you like to hit it hard? I bet you do. I bet you can hit that. so hard.

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Play Yeah, he's kind of the big guy for teeth. My friends took me out for my birthday. They made a big deal out of me turning 30. I was like, "Thirty, what? No way.". I mean, I hit it pretty hard in my twenties, so... Do you like to hit it hard? I bet you do. I bet you can hit that. so hard.

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There we go, okay. Let's get them off it. (SNORING) Ma'am? Ma'am. What the fuck? Ma'am, your card was declined. Oh, yeah. Here, use this one. That one's done. Great.

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There we go, okay. Let's get them off it. (SNORING) Ma'am? Ma'am. What the fuck? Ma'am, your card was declined. Oh, yeah. Here, use this one. That one's done. Great.

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Play There we go, okay. Let's get them off it. (SNORING) Ma'am? Ma'am. What the fuck? Ma'am, your card was declined. Oh, yeah. Here, use this one. That one's done. Great.

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- Patterson. - Hi, good morning. Good morning. Hey. Did I ask you to pay for the Westfield sweep account. under the holding corp? Yeah. Shit. It was supposed to... Supposed to be under the subsidiary, so you could roll over the qualified plan. I did it both ways. I had a feeling. I knew you would. I'll e mail it to you. DANIEL: You're the best, Patterson. - Sandy. - Yeah? Cornish wants you in his office.

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- Patterson. - Hi, good morning. Good morning. Hey. Did I ask you to pay for the Westfield sweep account. under the holding corp? Yeah. Shit. It was supposed to... Supposed to be under the subsidiary, so you could roll over the qualified plan. I did it both ways. I had a feeling. I knew you would. I'll e mail it to you. DANIEL: You're the best, Patterson. - Sandy. - Yeah? Cornish wants you in his office.

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Play - Patterson. - Hi, good morning. Good morning. Hey. Did I ask you to pay for the Westfield sweep account. under the holding corp? Yeah. Shit. It was supposed to... Supposed to be under the subsidiary, so you could roll over the qualified plan. I did it both ways. I had a feeling. I knew you would. I'll e mail it to you. DANIEL: You're the best, Patterson. - Sandy. - Yeah? Cornish wants you in his office.

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Hi Good morning. Something wrong with pump five It's not taking my card. Thanks. You don't pay your bills man I gotta cut the card. Cut the card No I absolutely pay my bills. Run it one more time Nothing wrong with that card. That's not what it says right here. I don't care what the screen says Maybe it's broken. I'll go somewhere else You're not cutting that card. Cutting the card That's ridiculous. Tell you what I'll go somewhere else. You go somewhere else. Look that's my papi He owns this...

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Hi Good morning. Something wrong with pump five It's not taking my card. Thanks. You don't pay your bills man I gotta cut the card. Cut the card No I absolutely pay my bills. Run it one more time Nothing wrong with that card. That's not what it says right here. I don't care what the screen says Maybe it's broken. I'll go somewhere else You're not cutting that card. Cutting the card That's ridiculous. Tell you what I'll go somewhere else. You go somewhere else. Look that's my papi He owns this...

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Play Hi Good morning. Something wrong with pump five It's not taking my card. Thanks. You don't pay your bills man I gotta cut the card. Cut the card No I absolutely pay my bills. Run it one more time Nothing wrong with that card. That's not what it says right here. I don't care what the screen says Maybe it's broken. I'll go somewhere else You're not cutting that card. Cutting the card That's ridiculous. Tell you what I'll go somewhere else. You go somewhere else. Look that's my papi He owns this...

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- Hi, I'm Sandy... - Mr. Patterson. - I know who you are. I'm Jessica. - Hi. Welcome. Anything you need, just ask. Your office is right over there. Office. Nice to meet you.

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- Hi, I'm Sandy... - Mr. Patterson. - I know who you are. I'm Jessica. - Hi. Welcome. Anything you need, just ask. Your office is right over there. Office. Nice to meet you.

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Play - Hi, I'm Sandy... - Mr. Patterson. - I know who you are. I'm Jessica. - Hi. Welcome. Anything you need, just ask. Your office is right over there. Office. Nice to meet you.

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No, no, no! What, are you crazy? What are you doing? You're looking for these? You're not gonna find them, stupid. See you, Sandy!

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No, no, no! What, are you crazy? What are you doing? You're looking for these? You're not gonna find them, stupid. See you, Sandy!

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Play No, no, no! What, are you crazy? What are you doing? You're looking for these? You're not gonna find them, stupid. See you, Sandy!

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(CELL PHONE RINGING) Oh, come on. Hi. TRISH: Hey, it's me. Is this a bad time? No, great time. What's going on, honey? We just got a call from a debt collector from Fiat Automotive. They said we're behind on some payments. A call from a... From a debt collector, huh? I guess she bought herself a car. Well, honey, that is just... You sound really weird. Are you sure you're okay? Yeah, I'm good.

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(CELL PHONE RINGING) Oh, come on. Hi. TRISH: Hey, it's me. Is this a bad time? No, great time. What's going on, honey? We just got a call from a debt collector from Fiat Automotive. They said we're behind on some payments. A call from a... From a debt collector, huh? I guess she bought herself a car. Well, honey, that is just... You sound really weird. Are you sure you're okay? Yeah, I'm good.

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Play (CELL PHONE RINGING) Oh, come on. Hi. TRISH: Hey, it's me. Is this a bad time? No, great time. What's going on, honey? We just got a call from a debt collector from Fiat Automotive. They said we're behind on some payments. A call from a... From a debt collector, huh? I guess she bought herself a car. Well, honey, that is just... You sound really weird. Are you sure you're okay? Yeah, I'm good.

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Okay. Let's see what kind of crap you have in your bag, Sandy Patterson.

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Okay. Let's see what kind of crap you have in your bag, Sandy Patterson.

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Play Okay. Let's see what kind of crap you have in your bag, Sandy Patterson.