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Keep Boat Story (2023) On Your Home Screen

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This programme contains graphic violent scenes, strong language. and scenes which some viewers may find upsetting from the start This is a story about a boat, a boat that washed up on a beach and changed a lot of lives, like for a woman called Janet... Janet! ..and Samuel. My name's Samuel. Hi...Samuel. And him... What you dinky doing, you? ..and her... Pat Tooh with an H. ..and him... Ben. You don't know me... ..and this one. Le Tailleur. And also this guy... He's not much of a talker....

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This programme contains graphic violent scenes, strong language. and scenes which some viewers may find upsetting from the start This is a story about a boat, a boat that washed up on a beach and changed a lot of lives, like for a woman called Janet... Janet! ..and Samuel. My name's Samuel. Hi...Samuel. And him... What you dinky doing, you? ..and her... Pat Tooh with an H. ..and him... Ben. You don't know me... ..and this one. Le Tailleur. And also this guy... He's not much of a talker....

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Play This programme contains graphic violent scenes, strong language. and scenes which some viewers may find upsetting from the start This is a story about a boat, a boat that washed up on a beach and changed a lot of lives, like for a woman called Janet... Janet! ..and Samuel. My name's Samuel. Hi...Samuel. And him... What you dinky doing, you? ..and her... Pat Tooh with an H. ..and him... Ben. You don't know me... ..and this one. Le Tailleur. And also this guy... He's not much of a talker....

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NARRATOR: Last time... Take it, have another day. ..Janet and Samuel were given a day to find The Tailor's money. It's like watching mice trying to climb out of a bath. So Janet said... I need a poo. But she didn't. She just slipped away to do this. Then she showed it to Vinnie... Vinnie! ..and said they'd all be next. Motherf... BLEEP! And also that... I said I'd meet them tonight. They won't be expecting you to be there. Meanwhile, Guy opened up to Samuel about his true love, pottery. You...

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NARRATOR: Last time... Take it, have another day. ..Janet and Samuel were given a day to find The Tailor's money. It's like watching mice trying to climb out of a bath. So Janet said... I need a poo. But she didn't. She just slipped away to do this. Then she showed it to Vinnie... Vinnie! ..and said they'd all be next. Motherf... BLEEP! And also that... I said I'd meet them tonight. They won't be expecting you to be there. Meanwhile, Guy opened up to Samuel about his true love, pottery. You...

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Play NARRATOR: Last time... Take it, have another day. ..Janet and Samuel were given a day to find The Tailor's money. It's like watching mice trying to climb out of a bath. So Janet said... I need a poo. But she didn't. She just slipped away to do this. Then she showed it to Vinnie... Vinnie! ..and said they'd all be next. Motherf... BLEEP! And also that... I said I'd meet them tonight. They won't be expecting you to be there. Meanwhile, Guy opened up to Samuel about his true love, pottery. You...

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This programme contains graphic violent scenes, scenes which some viewers may find upsetting and strong language from the start. NARRATOR: Remember Janet? SHE SCREAMS. Remember this? And remember, she's got a new hand now. And she used to live with this guy and raised his son like her own. Only now they broke up and she is not allowed to see him any more, which is shit. That's shit. Oh, and Alan thinks his dad is hiding something from him. Anyway, Janet met a guy called Samuel on the beach....

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This programme contains graphic violent scenes, scenes which some viewers may find upsetting and strong language from the start. NARRATOR: Remember Janet? SHE SCREAMS. Remember this? And remember, she's got a new hand now. And she used to live with this guy and raised his son like her own. Only now they broke up and she is not allowed to see him any more, which is shit. That's shit. Oh, and Alan thinks his dad is hiding something from him. Anyway, Janet met a guy called Samuel on the beach....

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Play This programme contains graphic violent scenes, scenes which some viewers may find upsetting and strong language from the start. NARRATOR: Remember Janet? SHE SCREAMS. Remember this? And remember, she's got a new hand now. And she used to live with this guy and raised his son like her own. Only now they broke up and she is not allowed to see him any more, which is shit. That's shit. Oh, and Alan thinks his dad is hiding something from him. Anyway, Janet met a guy called Samuel on the beach....

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So he sent his men to search the police evidence room. RAPID GUNFIRE. They didn't find nothing. Even left some evidence of their own behind. We also met a police officer called Arthur... And The Tailor reckoned... You have something of mine, I think. And Arthur went... You gotta find me first. Then the last thing that happened was this. And hell knows what that was about. Anyway, let's get started, shall we?

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So he sent his men to search the police evidence room. RAPID GUNFIRE. They didn't find nothing. Even left some evidence of their own behind. We also met a police officer called Arthur... And The Tailor reckoned... You have something of mine, I think. And Arthur went... You gotta find me first. Then the last thing that happened was this. And hell knows what that was about. Anyway, let's get started, shall we?

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Play So he sent his men to search the police evidence room. RAPID GUNFIRE. They didn't find nothing. Even left some evidence of their own behind. We also met a police officer called Arthur... And The Tailor reckoned... You have something of mine, I think. And Arthur went... You gotta find me first. Then the last thing that happened was this. And hell knows what that was about. Anyway, let's get started, shall we?

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Now, some stories start a long, long time ago. Some stories start in a deep, dark wood. Some stories start in a galaxy far, far away. But this story starts here, under a damn pylon, with a severed head, of all things. Shall we begin? MOPED ENGINE.

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Now, some stories start a long, long time ago. Some stories start in a deep, dark wood. Some stories start in a galaxy far, far away. But this story starts here, under a damn pylon, with a severed head, of all things. Shall we begin? MOPED ENGINE.

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Play Now, some stories start a long, long time ago. Some stories start in a deep, dark wood. Some stories start in a galaxy far, far away. But this story starts here, under a damn pylon, with a severed head, of all things. Shall we begin? MOPED ENGINE.

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Jesus Christ! How many men did Vinnie bring?! Four. Let's hope they all shoot each other and die, then. Cover me!

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Jesus Christ! How many men did Vinnie bring?! Four. Let's hope they all shoot each other and die, then. Cover me!

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Play Jesus Christ! How many men did Vinnie bring?! Four. Let's hope they all shoot each other and die, then. Cover me!

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WHISPERS: He's coming... All right, you two, there's nowhere to hide now.

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WHISPERS: He's coming... All right, you two, there's nowhere to hide now.

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Play WHISPERS: He's coming... All right, you two, there's nowhere to hide now.