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Keep Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988) On Your Home Screen

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The only way you'd get a big wet kiss at Christmas or any other time is to make a pass at a water closet

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The only way you'd get a big wet kiss at Christmas or any other time is to make a pass at a water closet

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Play The only way you'd get a big wet kiss at Christmas or any other time is to make a pass at a water closet

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Christmas has an H in it Mr Baldrick. And an R. Also an I and an S also a T an M an A and another S. And you've missed out the C.

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Christmas has an H in it Mr Baldrick. And an R. Also an I and an S also a T an M an A and another S. And you've missed out the C.

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Play Christmas has an H in it Mr Baldrick. And an R. Also an I and an S also a T an M an A and another S. And you've missed out the C.

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I was a bit rushed I've been helping out with the workhouse nativity play. How did it go Not very well. At the last moment the baby playing Jesus died. Oh dear this high infant mortality rate's a real devil. when it comes to staging quality children's theatre What did you do Got another Jesus. Thank goodness His name. Spot. There weren't any more children so we had to settle for a dog. I'm not convinced that Christianity would've established.

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I was a bit rushed I've been helping out with the workhouse nativity play. How did it go Not very well. At the last moment the baby playing Jesus died. Oh dear this high infant mortality rate's a real devil. when it comes to staging quality children's theatre What did you do Got another Jesus. Thank goodness His name. Spot. There weren't any more children so we had to settle for a dog. I'm not convinced that Christianity would've established.

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Play I was a bit rushed I've been helping out with the workhouse nativity play. How did it go Not very well. At the last moment the baby playing Jesus died. Oh dear this high infant mortality rate's a real devil. when it comes to staging quality children's theatre What did you do Got another Jesus. Thank goodness His name. Spot. There weren't any more children so we had to settle for a dog. I'm not convinced that Christianity would've established.

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It went all right till the shepherds came on. We weren't able to get real sheep so we stuck some wool. on some other dogs Yeah and the moment Jesus got a whiff of 'em he's away. While the angel's singing Peace on Earth goodwill to mankind. Jesus scampers across and tries to get a sheep to give him a piggyback. Scarcely appropriate behaviour for the son of God Mr Baldrick. Weren't the children upset No they loved it.

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It went all right till the shepherds came on. We weren't able to get real sheep so we stuck some wool. on some other dogs Yeah and the moment Jesus got a whiff of 'em he's away. While the angel's singing Peace on Earth goodwill to mankind. Jesus scampers across and tries to get a sheep to give him a piggyback. Scarcely appropriate behaviour for the son of God Mr Baldrick. Weren't the children upset No they loved it.

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Play It went all right till the shepherds came on. We weren't able to get real sheep so we stuck some wool. on some other dogs Yeah and the moment Jesus got a whiff of 'em he's away. While the angel's singing Peace on Earth goodwill to mankind. Jesus scampers across and tries to get a sheep to give him a piggyback. Scarcely appropriate behaviour for the son of God Mr Baldrick. Weren't the children upset No they loved it.

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It's a bit of a tiddler ain't it Yes but size isn't important. It's not what you've got it's where you stick it.

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It's a bit of a tiddler ain't it Yes but size isn't important. It's not what you've got it's where you stick it.

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Play It's a bit of a tiddler ain't it Yes but size isn't important. It's not what you've got it's where you stick it.

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How much is it 17 and a penny. It'd be lots more if you didn't give so much to the poor. Yes but in the feeling good ledger of life we are rich indeed. I wish we weren't doing so well. in the short of pressies gullible prat ledger

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How much is it 17 and a penny. It'd be lots more if you didn't give so much to the poor. Yes but in the feeling good ledger of life we are rich indeed. I wish we weren't doing so well. in the short of pressies gullible prat ledger

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Play How much is it 17 and a penny. It'd be lots more if you didn't give so much to the poor. Yes but in the feeling good ledger of life we are rich indeed. I wish we weren't doing so well. in the short of pressies gullible prat ledger

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No goose for Tiny Tom this year. Mrs Scratchit Tiny Tom is 15 stone and built like a brick privy. If he eats any more heartily he will turn into a pie shop.

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No goose for Tiny Tom this year. Mrs Scratchit Tiny Tom is 15 stone and built like a brick privy. If he eats any more heartily he will turn into a pie shop.

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Play No goose for Tiny Tom this year. Mrs Scratchit Tiny Tom is 15 stone and built like a brick privy. If he eats any more heartily he will turn into a pie shop.

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Oh well another year without profit. Still it is Christmas. And let us remember Mr Baldrick. that be we as stony as a biblical execution it's still the season of good cheer and we have our Christmas treats

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Oh well another year without profit. Still it is Christmas. And let us remember Mr Baldrick. that be we as stony as a biblical execution it's still the season of good cheer and we have our Christmas treats

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Play Oh well another year without profit. Still it is Christmas. And let us remember Mr Baldrick. that be we as stony as a biblical execution it's still the season of good cheer and we have our Christmas treats

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Bye My what a jolly young girl. Pity she nicked all the presents.

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Bye My what a jolly young girl. Pity she nicked all the presents.

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Play Bye My what a jolly young girl. Pity she nicked all the presents.

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Well what a jolly fellow. Looked like a fat git to me. Well yes but you mustn't judge people from outward appearances. Strip away the outer layers of a fat git. and inside you'll probably find a thin git

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Well what a jolly fellow. Looked like a fat git to me. Well yes but you mustn't judge people from outward appearances. Strip away the outer layers of a fat git. and inside you'll probably find a thin git

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Play Well what a jolly fellow. Looked like a fat git to me. Well yes but you mustn't judge people from outward appearances. Strip away the outer layers of a fat git. and inside you'll probably find a thin git