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Keep Mermaids (1990) On Your Home Screen

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Mrs. Flax: OK, how do I look? Charlotte Flax: Like a woman about to go forth in sin. Mrs. Flax: Oh, good, exactly the look I was hoping for.

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Mrs. Flax: OK, how do I look? Charlotte Flax: Like a woman about to go forth in sin. Mrs. Flax: Oh, good, exactly the look I was hoping for.

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Play Mrs. Flax: OK, how do I look? Charlotte Flax: Like a woman about to go forth in sin. Mrs. Flax: Oh, good, exactly the look I was hoping for.

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Mrs. Flax: Charlotte, you drive like old people make love. Charlotte Flax: Mom, I'm only 15. I get nervous. Mrs. Flax: Driving happens to be one of the two most important skills a woman could have. You should be tickled pink that I taught you early.

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Mrs. Flax: Charlotte, you drive like old people make love. Charlotte Flax: Mom, I'm only 15. I get nervous. Mrs. Flax: Driving happens to be one of the two most important skills a woman could have. You should be tickled pink that I taught you early.

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Play Mrs. Flax: Charlotte, you drive like old people make love. Charlotte Flax: Mom, I'm only 15. I get nervous. Mrs. Flax: Driving happens to be one of the two most important skills a woman could have. You should be tickled pink that I taught you early.

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[Rachel, Charlotte and Kate enter Lou's shoe store and meet two nuns from the convent near their house] Charlotte Flax: [narrating] Oh, God, please let Mrs. Flax control herself. Lou Landsky: You're still a perfect seven, Reverend Mother. You know, most women's feet get bigger. Mrs. Flax: Only if they marry. Charlotte Flax: [narrating] Oh, no! Mrs. Flax: You know, your feet swell. When you get pregnant, your feet swell. [Charlotte is mortified] Charlotte Flax: [narrating] How could she? How...

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[Rachel, Charlotte and Kate enter Lou's shoe store and meet two nuns from the convent near their house] Charlotte Flax: [narrating] Oh, God, please let Mrs. Flax control herself. Lou Landsky: You're still a perfect seven, Reverend Mother. You know, most women's feet get bigger. Mrs. Flax: Only if they marry. Charlotte Flax: [narrating] Oh, no! Mrs. Flax: You know, your feet swell. When you get pregnant, your feet swell. [Charlotte is mortified] Charlotte Flax: [narrating] How could she? How...

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Play [Rachel, Charlotte and Kate enter Lou's shoe store and meet two nuns from the convent near their house] Charlotte Flax: [narrating] Oh, God, please let Mrs. Flax control herself. Lou Landsky: You're still a perfect seven, Reverend Mother. You know, most women's feet get bigger. Mrs. Flax: Only if they marry. Charlotte Flax: [narrating] Oh, no! Mrs. Flax: You know, your feet swell. When you get pregnant, your feet swell. [Charlotte is mortified] Charlotte Flax: [narrating] How could she? How...

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Mrs. Flax: [after another of Charlotte's criticisms] Ooh, we're going to play my favourite game - Who's the worst mother in the world? Ooh, now, don't tell me, let me guess, who could it be? Could it be... ME?

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Mrs. Flax: [after another of Charlotte's criticisms] Ooh, we're going to play my favourite game - Who's the worst mother in the world? Ooh, now, don't tell me, let me guess, who could it be? Could it be... ME?

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Play Mrs. Flax: [after another of Charlotte's criticisms] Ooh, we're going to play my favourite game - Who's the worst mother in the world? Ooh, now, don't tell me, let me guess, who could it be? Could it be... ME?

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Mrs. Flax: [wearing a mermaid costume] You know, if I were to have had this costume when you guys were little, I would have done my ironing and all your diapers in it.

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Mrs. Flax: [wearing a mermaid costume] You know, if I were to have had this costume when you guys were little, I would have done my ironing and all your diapers in it.

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Play Mrs. Flax: [wearing a mermaid costume] You know, if I were to have had this costume when you guys were little, I would have done my ironing and all your diapers in it.

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Kate Flax: Got anything for sharks and jellyfish? Carrie: What, dear? Mrs. Flax: She means body grease. Miss Kate's going to swim the English Channel one day.

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Kate Flax: Got anything for sharks and jellyfish? Carrie: What, dear? Mrs. Flax: She means body grease. Miss Kate's going to swim the English Channel one day.

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Play Kate Flax: Got anything for sharks and jellyfish? Carrie: What, dear? Mrs. Flax: She means body grease. Miss Kate's going to swim the English Channel one day.

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Mrs. Flax: I'm never growing old. Lou Landsky: Well, time catches up. What can you do? Mrs. Flax: Keep moving.

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Mrs. Flax: I'm never growing old. Lou Landsky: Well, time catches up. What can you do? Mrs. Flax: Keep moving.

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Play Mrs. Flax: I'm never growing old. Lou Landsky: Well, time catches up. What can you do? Mrs. Flax: Keep moving.

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Kate Flax: When I die, I want to be sprinkled in the ocean. I don't care if a whale eats me. I could live inside a whale like Jonah with an angel guard. Mrs. Flax: Girls... Charlotte Flax: Yeah, well, what if you get a whale that doesn't have a living room inside him and you end up in someone's tuna fish sandwich?

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Kate Flax: When I die, I want to be sprinkled in the ocean. I don't care if a whale eats me. I could live inside a whale like Jonah with an angel guard. Mrs. Flax: Girls... Charlotte Flax: Yeah, well, what if you get a whale that doesn't have a living room inside him and you end up in someone's tuna fish sandwich?

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Play Kate Flax: When I die, I want to be sprinkled in the ocean. I don't care if a whale eats me. I could live inside a whale like Jonah with an angel guard. Mrs. Flax: Girls... Charlotte Flax: Yeah, well, what if you get a whale that doesn't have a living room inside him and you end up in someone's tuna fish sandwich?

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Mrs. Flax: [wearing a mermaid costume for the New Year's Eve party] All right, I can tell by my mermaid watch that it's time for me to get in my mermaid car and hit the mermaid road! Kate Flax: And get the mermaid outta here!

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Mrs. Flax: [wearing a mermaid costume for the New Year's Eve party] All right, I can tell by my mermaid watch that it's time for me to get in my mermaid car and hit the mermaid road! Kate Flax: And get the mermaid outta here!

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Play Mrs. Flax: [wearing a mermaid costume for the New Year's Eve party] All right, I can tell by my mermaid watch that it's time for me to get in my mermaid car and hit the mermaid road! Kate Flax: And get the mermaid outta here!

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Kate Flax: I think I heard Mom say she'd be making a main course tonight. [Rachel gets out of the car and pulls a new dress out of her shopping bag] Kate Flax, Charlotte Flax: Nah!

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Kate Flax: I think I heard Mom say she'd be making a main course tonight. [Rachel gets out of the car and pulls a new dress out of her shopping bag] Kate Flax, Charlotte Flax: Nah!

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Play Kate Flax: I think I heard Mom say she'd be making a main course tonight. [Rachel gets out of the car and pulls a new dress out of her shopping bag] Kate Flax, Charlotte Flax: Nah!