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Keep Seriously Single (2020) On Your Home Screen

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-[cars honking] -Oh, my God. Okay, sorry! Sorry! Shit. -[cars honking] -Yes. Okay, okay, okay. ♪ You kick up dust You kick up dust ♪ ♪ A car doesn't start like that It doesn't start like that when it moves ♪ ♪ Pack my bags and hit the road And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ ♪ And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ ♪ Do you hear me, baby? You're gonna make me angry ♪ [delivery man whistling] [in Zulu] Ma'am. Uh... [in Afrikaans] Delivery... [secretary in English] Yes? [delivery man] For... Dineo...

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-[cars honking] -Oh, my God. Okay, sorry! Sorry! Shit. -[cars honking] -Yes. Okay, okay, okay. ♪ You kick up dust You kick up dust ♪ ♪ A car doesn't start like that It doesn't start like that when it moves ♪ ♪ Pack my bags and hit the road And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ ♪ And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ ♪ Do you hear me, baby? You're gonna make me angry ♪ [delivery man whistling] [in Zulu] Ma'am. Uh... [in Afrikaans] Delivery... [secretary in English] Yes? [delivery man] For... Dineo...

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Play -[cars honking] -Oh, my God. Okay, sorry! Sorry! Shit. -[cars honking] -Yes. Okay, okay, okay. ♪ You kick up dust You kick up dust ♪ ♪ A car doesn't start like that It doesn't start like that when it moves ♪ ♪ Pack my bags and hit the road And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ ♪ And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ ♪ Do you hear me, baby? You're gonna make me angry ♪ [delivery man whistling] [in Zulu] Ma'am. Uh... [in Afrikaans] Delivery... [secretary in English] Yes? [delivery man] For... Dineo...

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Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! Sheesh! Why is everybody so anti love? I've been married for 12 years already. [Nick in Tswana] Dineo, my friend. Home girl. [in English] Nick, Nick. Didn't you say HR gave you a warning regarding cultural appropriation in the workplace? HR? I am the... [in Tswana] "Who's the boss?". -[in English] That doesn't make sense. -Listen. Are you ready to wow DJ Fresh with a social media plan. for his Fresh Protein shake? Yay! -[in Afrikaans] What a shitty name....

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Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! Sheesh! Why is everybody so anti love? I've been married for 12 years already. [Nick in Tswana] Dineo, my friend. Home girl. [in English] Nick, Nick. Didn't you say HR gave you a warning regarding cultural appropriation in the workplace? HR? I am the... [in Tswana] "Who's the boss?". -[in English] That doesn't make sense. -Listen. Are you ready to wow DJ Fresh with a social media plan. for his Fresh Protein shake? Yay! -[in Afrikaans] What a shitty name....

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Play Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! Sheesh! Why is everybody so anti love? I've been married for 12 years already. [Nick in Tswana] Dineo, my friend. Home girl. [in English] Nick, Nick. Didn't you say HR gave you a warning regarding cultural appropriation in the workplace? HR? I am the... [in Tswana] "Who's the boss?". -[in English] That doesn't make sense. -Listen. Are you ready to wow DJ Fresh with a social media plan. for his Fresh Protein shake? Yay! -[in Afrikaans] What a shitty name....

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{\an8}[Nick in Tswana] Home girl... {\an8}[in English] Did you just get dumped on Valentine's Day? {\an8}Uh, turn that off, Pam. {\an8}-[Pam] You're getting loads of comments. -Turn it off. {\an8}Turn it off, Pam, now! {\an8}[Dineo] I can't believe I suffered lockjaw for two days for this shit! {\an8}How... {\an8}Pam? {\an8}-Hmm? -Don't tell me you're still recording. {\an8}[scoffs] No. {\an8}Pam! Shit! [dance music playing]

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{\an8}[Nick in Tswana] Home girl... {\an8}[in English] Did you just get dumped on Valentine's Day? {\an8}Uh, turn that off, Pam. {\an8}-[Pam] You're getting loads of comments. -Turn it off. {\an8}Turn it off, Pam, now! {\an8}[Dineo] I can't believe I suffered lockjaw for two days for this shit! {\an8}How... {\an8}Pam? {\an8}-Hmm? -Don't tell me you're still recording. {\an8}[scoffs] No. {\an8}Pam! Shit! [dance music playing]

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Play {\an8}[Nick in Tswana] Home girl... {\an8}[in English] Did you just get dumped on Valentine's Day? {\an8}Uh, turn that off, Pam. {\an8}-[Pam] You're getting loads of comments. -Turn it off. {\an8}Turn it off, Pam, now! {\an8}[Dineo] I can't believe I suffered lockjaw for two days for this shit! {\an8}How... {\an8}Pam? {\an8}-Hmm? -Don't tell me you're still recording. {\an8}[scoffs] No. {\an8}Pam! Shit! [dance music playing]

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Hey, do you work for Lumka and Johnson Accounting? -No. -Good. Then we have clearance from HR.

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Hey, do you work for Lumka and Johnson Accounting? -No. -Good. Then we have clearance from HR.

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Play Hey, do you work for Lumka and Johnson Accounting? -No. -Good. Then we have clearance from HR.

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I think we should go back to your place. Yeah? Give me a second. [groans] Eish! And then?

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I think we should go back to your place. Yeah? Give me a second. [groans] Eish! And then?

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Play I think we should go back to your place. Yeah? Give me a second. [groans] Eish! And then?

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It was two and a half months and you know it. -Give me your phone. -No. [gasps] -What? You think I won't go in there? -Hey! [both laughing] Hey! Leave me! Didi, you forget I'm older than you! Learn to respect your elders! Didi...

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It was two and a half months and you know it. -Give me your phone. -No. [gasps] -What? You think I won't go in there? -Hey! [both laughing] Hey! Leave me! Didi, you forget I'm older than you! Learn to respect your elders! Didi...

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Play It was two and a half months and you know it. -Give me your phone. -No. [gasps] -What? You think I won't go in there? -Hey! [both laughing] Hey! Leave me! Didi, you forget I'm older than you! Learn to respect your elders! Didi...

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If this is spiked, my ancestors are gonna come after you. I don't need to do that to get a girl. Ugh! You men. You men don't get how hard we love. -What do you mean? -Yes. -We love hard. -Oh... -We love hard when it's the right girl. -Right! Right, I was the right girl. I was, and then he just dumped me anyway.

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If this is spiked, my ancestors are gonna come after you. I don't need to do that to get a girl. Ugh! You men. You men don't get how hard we love. -What do you mean? -Yes. -We love hard. -Oh... -We love hard when it's the right girl. -Right! Right, I was the right girl. I was, and then he just dumped me anyway.

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Play If this is spiked, my ancestors are gonna come after you. I don't need to do that to get a girl. Ugh! You men. You men don't get how hard we love. -What do you mean? -Yes. -We love hard. -Oh... -We love hard when it's the right girl. -Right! Right, I was the right girl. I was, and then he just dumped me anyway.

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[kisses and grunts] It was great meeting you.

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[kisses and grunts] It was great meeting you.

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Play [kisses and grunts] It was great meeting you.

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[door opens and closes] Noni, you know what? No... -No, we're too old for this. -Yes. I agree. [breathing heavily]. [Noni yelps]

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[door opens and closes] Noni, you know what? No... -No, we're too old for this. -Yes. I agree. [breathing heavily]. [Noni yelps]

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Play [door opens and closes] Noni, you know what? No... -No, we're too old for this. -Yes. I agree. [breathing heavily]. [Noni yelps]