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Keep National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) On Your Home Screen

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I can get you the wagon, no problem. The problem is, it might take six weeks. I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold... ...if you're thinking of taking the tribe cross country... ...this is the automobile you should be using. The Wagonqueen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it. I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back, okay? I'm not falling for this bit. No way. Let's go, Russ.

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I can get you the wagon, no problem. The problem is, it might take six weeks. I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold... ...if you're thinking of taking the tribe cross country... ...this is the automobile you should be using. The Wagonqueen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it. I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back, okay? I'm not falling for this bit. No way. Let's go, Russ.

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Play I can get you the wagon, no problem. The problem is, it might take six weeks. I owe it to myself to tell you, Mr. Griswold... ...if you're thinking of taking the tribe cross country... ...this is the automobile you should be using. The Wagonqueen Family Truckster. You think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it. I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back, okay? I'm not falling for this bit. No way. Let's go, Russ.

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I'll get to the bottom of this. DAVENPORT Yes Mr Ed. Mr Griswold ordered a blue Sportswagon Where is it. I don't know sir. I know what must have happened. It didn't come in. Ed l'm not your ordinary everyday fool Okay. Now l'd like my Antarctic Blue Super Sportswagon right now. If you can't get it for me I'm gonna take my business elsewhere. Where's my old car. I'm just as upset as you are Believe me.

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I'll get to the bottom of this. DAVENPORT Yes Mr Ed. Mr Griswold ordered a blue Sportswagon Where is it. I don't know sir. I know what must have happened. It didn't come in. Ed l'm not your ordinary everyday fool Okay. Now l'd like my Antarctic Blue Super Sportswagon right now. If you can't get it for me I'm gonna take my business elsewhere. Where's my old car. I'm just as upset as you are Believe me.

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Play I'll get to the bottom of this. DAVENPORT Yes Mr Ed. Mr Griswold ordered a blue Sportswagon Where is it. I don't know sir. I know what must have happened. It didn't come in. Ed l'm not your ordinary everyday fool Okay. Now l'd like my Antarctic Blue Super Sportswagon right now. If you can't get it for me I'm gonna take my business elsewhere. Where's my old car. I'm just as upset as you are Believe me.

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CLARK Rusty please do not eat the Truckster.

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CLARK Rusty please do not eat the Truckster.

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Play CLARK Rusty please do not eat the Truckster.

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Why aren't we flying Because getting there is half the fun You know that.

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Why aren't we flying Because getting there is half the fun You know that.

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Play Why aren't we flying Because getting there is half the fun You know that.

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I turned off the water the stove the heat and the air. Locked the door notified the police stopped the papers. I called to get the grass cut. Did I put the timers on the living room lights.

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I turned off the water the stove the heat and the air. Locked the door notified the police stopped the papers. I called to get the grass cut. Did I put the timers on the living room lights.

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Play I turned off the water the stove the heat and the air. Locked the door notified the police stopped the papers. I called to get the grass cut. Did I put the timers on the living room lights.

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[SINGlNG] Swing low Sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. Swing low, chariot. I looked over Jordan and what did l see. Comin' for to carry me home. Band of angels comin'. What smells in here, honey? Russ. Russ. Your feet.

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[SINGlNG] Swing low Sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. Swing low, chariot. I looked over Jordan and what did l see. Comin' for to carry me home. Band of angels comin'. What smells in here, honey? Russ. Russ. Your feet.

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Play [SINGlNG] Swing low Sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home. Swing low, chariot. I looked over Jordan and what did l see. Comin' for to carry me home. Band of angels comin'. What smells in here, honey? Russ. Russ. Your feet.

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Clark, isn't this the gas tank? Yes, l know, honey. Get in the car. I'm just fixing the license plate here.

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Clark, isn't this the gas tank? Yes, l know, honey. Get in the car. I'm just fixing the license plate here.

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Play Clark, isn't this the gas tank? Yes, l know, honey. Get in the car. I'm just fixing the license plate here.

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[SIREN WAILlNG lN DlSTANCE] Clark? What are you doing? -Just relax, Ellen. -This is so dangerous. We have no business being in an area like this. Well, look at it this way. This is a part of America we never get to see. -That's good. -No, that's bad. I mean, we can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities. Kids, you noticing all this plight? This will just make us appreciate what we have. [GUNSHOT THEN WOMAN SCREAMS] Roll them up.

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[SIREN WAILlNG lN DlSTANCE] Clark? What are you doing? -Just relax, Ellen. -This is so dangerous. We have no business being in an area like this. Well, look at it this way. This is a part of America we never get to see. -That's good. -No, that's bad. I mean, we can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities. Kids, you noticing all this plight? This will just make us appreciate what we have. [GUNSHOT THEN WOMAN SCREAMS] Roll them up.

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Play [SIREN WAILlNG lN DlSTANCE] Clark? What are you doing? -Just relax, Ellen. -This is so dangerous. We have no business being in an area like this. Well, look at it this way. This is a part of America we never get to see. -That's good. -No, that's bad. I mean, we can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities. Kids, you noticing all this plight? This will just make us appreciate what we have. [GUNSHOT THEN WOMAN SCREAMS] Roll them up.

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Just relax Ellen This is so dangerous. We have no business being in an area like this. Well look at it this way. This is a part of America we never get to see. That's good No that's bad. I mean we can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities.

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Just relax Ellen This is so dangerous. We have no business being in an area like this. Well look at it this way. This is a part of America we never get to see. That's good No that's bad. I mean we can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities.

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Play Just relax Ellen This is so dangerous. We have no business being in an area like this. Well look at it this way. This is a part of America we never get to see. That's good No that's bad. I mean we can't close our eyes to the plight of the cities.