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Keep The Mindy Project (2012) On Your Home Screen

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(SIGHS) MINDY: But what is a relationship if not doing things you hate. in between sex sessions. And speaking of sex, I've learned that Danny gets turned on by some pretty unusual music. (CLASSIC ROCK SONG PLAYING)

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(SIGHS) MINDY: But what is a relationship if not doing things you hate. in between sex sessions. And speaking of sex, I've learned that Danny gets turned on by some pretty unusual music. (CLASSIC ROCK SONG PLAYING)

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Play (SIGHS) MINDY: But what is a relationship if not doing things you hate. in between sex sessions. And speaking of sex, I've learned that Danny gets turned on by some pretty unusual music. (CLASSIC ROCK SONG PLAYING)

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Kind of a long time ago. Yeah. Oh, it was when Blake Shelton stepped on my neck. at my audition for The Voice, to get me to stop singing Adele's Hello. That is insane, okay? You are a beautiful, strong woman of color and you have needs. Let me help you. It has been a really long time. I don't even know if any of this stuff still works. That makes two of us. Okay. Fine. But nothing fancy. Just, you know, reverse cowgirl. You ready for the ride of your life? It'll be our dirty little secret.

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Kind of a long time ago. Yeah. Oh, it was when Blake Shelton stepped on my neck. at my audition for The Voice, to get me to stop singing Adele's Hello. That is insane, okay? You are a beautiful, strong woman of color and you have needs. Let me help you. It has been a really long time. I don't even know if any of this stuff still works. That makes two of us. Okay. Fine. But nothing fancy. Just, you know, reverse cowgirl. You ready for the ride of your life? It'll be our dirty little secret.

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Play Kind of a long time ago. Yeah. Oh, it was when Blake Shelton stepped on my neck. at my audition for The Voice, to get me to stop singing Adele's Hello. That is insane, okay? You are a beautiful, strong woman of color and you have needs. Let me help you. It has been a really long time. I don't even know if any of this stuff still works. That makes two of us. Okay. Fine. But nothing fancy. Just, you know, reverse cowgirl. You ready for the ride of your life? It'll be our dirty little secret.

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And I can't steal them anymore. (ALARM BLARING) DANNY: Wait a minute. What's going on here? You... You clicked a virus! This is a run of the mill computer destroying virus. All you need to do is get a whole new computer. and then tell the FBI that yours was stolen. (COMPUTER BEEPING) Oh, my God, the camera turned on! (SCREAMING) Get out of my house! (COMPUTER CRASHES) (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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And I can't steal them anymore. (ALARM BLARING) DANNY: Wait a minute. What's going on here? You... You clicked a virus! This is a run of the mill computer destroying virus. All you need to do is get a whole new computer. and then tell the FBI that yours was stolen. (COMPUTER BEEPING) Oh, my God, the camera turned on! (SCREAMING) Get out of my house! (COMPUTER CRASHES) (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Play And I can't steal them anymore. (ALARM BLARING) DANNY: Wait a minute. What's going on here? You... You clicked a virus! This is a run of the mill computer destroying virus. All you need to do is get a whole new computer. and then tell the FBI that yours was stolen. (COMPUTER BEEPING) Oh, my God, the camera turned on! (SCREAMING) Get out of my house! (COMPUTER CRASHES) (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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And you got us kicked out in the first act by climbing up on stage to freestyle. It is not my fault. All of the non white people were doing it. They were the cast! You know what? Waiter, can we get the check please? That's been taken care of for you, sir. Someone already paid for your meal. Oh. Okay. Cool. Thanks. Let's get out of here. Wait, no. Don't you want to find out who paid for us? Okay, this has happened before. We need to get the hell out of here. before they realize I am not...

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And you got us kicked out in the first act by climbing up on stage to freestyle. It is not my fault. All of the non white people were doing it. They were the cast! You know what? Waiter, can we get the check please? That's been taken care of for you, sir. Someone already paid for your meal. Oh. Okay. Cool. Thanks. Let's get out of here. Wait, no. Don't you want to find out who paid for us? Okay, this has happened before. We need to get the hell out of here. before they realize I am not...

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Play And you got us kicked out in the first act by climbing up on stage to freestyle. It is not my fault. All of the non white people were doing it. They were the cast! You know what? Waiter, can we get the check please? That's been taken care of for you, sir. Someone already paid for your meal. Oh. Okay. Cool. Thanks. Let's get out of here. Wait, no. Don't you want to find out who paid for us? Okay, this has happened before. We need to get the hell out of here. before they realize I am not...

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When you're in a serious relationship, there's all different kinds of sex. There's the romantic, lovemaking kind. where two soul mates take care of each other's needs.

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When you're in a serious relationship, there's all different kinds of sex. There's the romantic, lovemaking kind. where two soul mates take care of each other's needs.

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Play When you're in a serious relationship, there's all different kinds of sex. There's the romantic, lovemaking kind. where two soul mates take care of each other's needs.

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I'm not gonna lie. Dating long distance can stink. You don't have a boyfriend to help you around the house...

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I'm not gonna lie. Dating long distance can stink. You don't have a boyfriend to help you around the house...

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Play I'm not gonna lie. Dating long distance can stink. You don't have a boyfriend to help you around the house...

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This is some real good stuff. You're just drawing the number 69. Yeah. Ooh la la. Oh, whoa. Mmm hmm. You keep it going. Sixty nine. Please! What? Please! Stop! No!

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This is some real good stuff. You're just drawing the number 69. Yeah. Ooh la la. Oh, whoa. Mmm hmm. You keep it going. Sixty nine. Please! What? Please! Stop! No!

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Play This is some real good stuff. You're just drawing the number 69. Yeah. Ooh la la. Oh, whoa. Mmm hmm. You keep it going. Sixty nine. Please! What? Please! Stop! No!

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Uh, maybe we'll start with resolution number three... Get a new look.

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Uh, maybe we'll start with resolution number three... Get a new look.

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Play Uh, maybe we'll start with resolution number three... Get a new look.

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Come on. Moving on to resolution number four... Get in shape. (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

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Come on. Moving on to resolution number four... Get in shape. (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

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Play Come on. Moving on to resolution number four... Get in shape. (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

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This has nothing to do with you, okay? Yup. This is about Mommy and Daddy. With you, nothing changes. It's okay. It's not you. No, it's not your fault. What did I do? It has nothing to do with you. Why did you do this?

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This has nothing to do with you, okay? Yup. This is about Mommy and Daddy. With you, nothing changes. It's okay. It's not you. No, it's not your fault. What did I do? It has nothing to do with you. Why did you do this?

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Play This has nothing to do with you, okay? Yup. This is about Mommy and Daddy. With you, nothing changes. It's okay. It's not you. No, it's not your fault. What did I do? It has nothing to do with you. Why did you do this?