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Keep The Ladykillers (1955) On Your Home Screen

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Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [to Harry after Major Courtney while on the roof accidentally dropped the cello case full of money into Harry's hands when her back was turned] Where did you get that cello case?

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Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [to Harry after Major Courtney while on the roof accidentally dropped the cello case full of money into Harry's hands when her back was turned] Where did you get that cello case?

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Play Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [to Harry after Major Courtney while on the roof accidentally dropped the cello case full of money into Harry's hands when her back was turned] Where did you get that cello case?

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Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen.

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Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen.

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Play Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen.

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Professor Marcus: You're most kind, and if I may say so, you have a very curious and charming house. Such, um, pretty windows. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh, thank you, [pointing to a window] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: And I rather favour positions... Professor Marcus: [interrupting] I always think the windows are the eyes of a house, and didn't someone say the eyes are the windows of the soul? Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: I don't really know. Oh, it's such a charming thought, I do hope someone...

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Professor Marcus: You're most kind, and if I may say so, you have a very curious and charming house. Such, um, pretty windows. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh, thank you, [pointing to a window] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: And I rather favour positions... Professor Marcus: [interrupting] I always think the windows are the eyes of a house, and didn't someone say the eyes are the windows of the soul? Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: I don't really know. Oh, it's such a charming thought, I do hope someone...

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Play Professor Marcus: You're most kind, and if I may say so, you have a very curious and charming house. Such, um, pretty windows. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh, thank you, [pointing to a window] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: And I rather favour positions... Professor Marcus: [interrupting] I always think the windows are the eyes of a house, and didn't someone say the eyes are the windows of the soul? Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: I don't really know. Oh, it's such a charming thought, I do hope someone...

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One Round: I said nobody was to do her! [Begins attacking Louis, who beats him continuously over the head with a blackjack. Mrs. Wilberforce comes out of the next room] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Mr. Harvey! One Round: I said - I said nobody was to do Mrs. Lopsided! Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Stop that! [Louis hits One Round one last time with the blackjack] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: What *are* you doing? [Adjusting her hat] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: And who is "Mrs. Lopsided," may I ask? Where...

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One Round: I said nobody was to do her! [Begins attacking Louis, who beats him continuously over the head with a blackjack. Mrs. Wilberforce comes out of the next room] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Mr. Harvey! One Round: I said - I said nobody was to do Mrs. Lopsided! Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Stop that! [Louis hits One Round one last time with the blackjack] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: What *are* you doing? [Adjusting her hat] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: And who is "Mrs. Lopsided," may I ask? Where...

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Play One Round: I said nobody was to do her! [Begins attacking Louis, who beats him continuously over the head with a blackjack. Mrs. Wilberforce comes out of the next room] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Mr. Harvey! One Round: I said - I said nobody was to do Mrs. Lopsided! Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Stop that! [Louis hits One Round one last time with the blackjack] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: What *are* you doing? [Adjusting her hat] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: And who is "Mrs. Lopsided," may I ask? Where...

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[She knocks on the door] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [pacing] Oh, oh dear, oh dear. Poor Mr. Robinson. [She knocks again; the music stops and Claude opens the door] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: I'm so sorry, Major Courtney, but I'm afraid General Gordon has bitten Mr. Robinson's finger. Now he's on the top of the cabinet and refuses to come down. Louis: Mr. Robinson is on top of the cabinet? Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh, no Mr. Harvey. General Gordon. Mr. Lawson, you're the tallest. Do you think...

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[She knocks on the door] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [pacing] Oh, oh dear, oh dear. Poor Mr. Robinson. [She knocks again; the music stops and Claude opens the door] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: I'm so sorry, Major Courtney, but I'm afraid General Gordon has bitten Mr. Robinson's finger. Now he's on the top of the cabinet and refuses to come down. Louis: Mr. Robinson is on top of the cabinet? Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh, no Mr. Harvey. General Gordon. Mr. Lawson, you're the tallest. Do you think...

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Play [She knocks on the door] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [pacing] Oh, oh dear, oh dear. Poor Mr. Robinson. [She knocks again; the music stops and Claude opens the door] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: I'm so sorry, Major Courtney, but I'm afraid General Gordon has bitten Mr. Robinson's finger. Now he's on the top of the cabinet and refuses to come down. Louis: Mr. Robinson is on top of the cabinet? Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh, no Mr. Harvey. General Gordon. Mr. Lawson, you're the tallest. Do you think...

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[last lines] The Sergeant: [as she is leaving, the sergeant follows her out with her umbrella] Mrs. Wilberforce, wait! Just a moment! [Holding out the umbrella] The Sergeant: You forgot it, mum. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [Reaches for it, then changes her mind] Oh. Oh, no I don't think I want it. I never liked it. Now I can buy a dozen new ones. Oh, uh, good morning, Sergeant. [She heads home, but on her way home, she stops in front of a starving artist] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh! They're...

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[last lines] The Sergeant: [as she is leaving, the sergeant follows her out with her umbrella] Mrs. Wilberforce, wait! Just a moment! [Holding out the umbrella] The Sergeant: You forgot it, mum. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [Reaches for it, then changes her mind] Oh. Oh, no I don't think I want it. I never liked it. Now I can buy a dozen new ones. Oh, uh, good morning, Sergeant. [She heads home, but on her way home, she stops in front of a starving artist] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh! They're...

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Play [last lines] The Sergeant: [as she is leaving, the sergeant follows her out with her umbrella] Mrs. Wilberforce, wait! Just a moment! [Holding out the umbrella] The Sergeant: You forgot it, mum. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: [Reaches for it, then changes her mind] Oh. Oh, no I don't think I want it. I never liked it. Now I can buy a dozen new ones. Oh, uh, good morning, Sergeant. [She heads home, but on her way home, she stops in front of a starving artist] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh! They're...

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[after Louis has 'dealt' with the Major on the roof'] Professor Marcus: Well, where is he? Where *is* the Major? Is he up there still? Harry: No, no, he, uh, he come down. Professor Marcus: Well bring him here! Harry: He come down... with the chimney pot. Professor Marcus: With the chimney- ? [chuckles] Professor Marcus: Is he hurt? Louis: I shouldn't think he felt a thing.

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[after Louis has 'dealt' with the Major on the roof'] Professor Marcus: Well, where is he? Where *is* the Major? Is he up there still? Harry: No, no, he, uh, he come down. Professor Marcus: Well bring him here! Harry: He come down... with the chimney pot. Professor Marcus: With the chimney- ? [chuckles] Professor Marcus: Is he hurt? Louis: I shouldn't think he felt a thing.

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Play [after Louis has 'dealt' with the Major on the roof'] Professor Marcus: Well, where is he? Where *is* the Major? Is he up there still? Harry: No, no, he, uh, he come down. Professor Marcus: Well bring him here! Harry: He come down... with the chimney pot. Professor Marcus: With the chimney- ? [chuckles] Professor Marcus: Is he hurt? Louis: I shouldn't think he felt a thing.

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[Harry and Marcus are distracting Mrs. Wilberforce while Louis deals with the Major on the roof] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: It won't do any harm to tell you now that Major Courtney has gone to the police. They'll be here shortly. [there is a loud crash from outside] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh! Whatever is that? Harry: I expect something fell off the roof, mum. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: The roof? Harry: Probably a... chimney pot. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: A chimney pot? Professor Marcus: See...

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[Harry and Marcus are distracting Mrs. Wilberforce while Louis deals with the Major on the roof] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: It won't do any harm to tell you now that Major Courtney has gone to the police. They'll be here shortly. [there is a loud crash from outside] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh! Whatever is that? Harry: I expect something fell off the roof, mum. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: The roof? Harry: Probably a... chimney pot. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: A chimney pot? Professor Marcus: See...

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Play [Harry and Marcus are distracting Mrs. Wilberforce while Louis deals with the Major on the roof] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: It won't do any harm to tell you now that Major Courtney has gone to the police. They'll be here shortly. [there is a loud crash from outside] Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: Oh! Whatever is that? Harry: I expect something fell off the roof, mum. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: The roof? Harry: Probably a... chimney pot. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: A chimney pot? Professor Marcus: See...

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Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: ...May I ask you where you studied? One Round: ...Well, I didn't really study any place, Lady... I just sort of... picked it up. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: You know, I was so surprised when I heard what you were playing. It brought back something that, really, I'd completely forgotten all about: my 21st birthday party. You see, my father had engaged a string quintet to come in and play in the evening; and while they were playing Boccherini, someone came in and said...

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Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: ...May I ask you where you studied? One Round: ...Well, I didn't really study any place, Lady... I just sort of... picked it up. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: You know, I was so surprised when I heard what you were playing. It brought back something that, really, I'd completely forgotten all about: my 21st birthday party. You see, my father had engaged a string quintet to come in and play in the evening; and while they were playing Boccherini, someone came in and said...

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Play Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: ...May I ask you where you studied? One Round: ...Well, I didn't really study any place, Lady... I just sort of... picked it up. Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce: You know, I was so surprised when I heard what you were playing. It brought back something that, really, I'd completely forgotten all about: my 21st birthday party. You see, my father had engaged a string quintet to come in and play in the evening; and while they were playing Boccherini, someone came in and said...

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[Professor Marcus enters the phone booth right as the phone rings. On the other end, Claude is in another phone booth outside the train station, watching Mrs. Wilberforce collect their trunk] Professor Marcus: Now, Major, before we start, let's press button A, shall we?... That's better... Major. Ma - Major! I want you to keep calm, speak quietly, and concentrate. Have you got that? Splendid. Mrs. W. should be coming into view just about... [hums] Professor Marcus: ... now... Now she's...

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[Professor Marcus enters the phone booth right as the phone rings. On the other end, Claude is in another phone booth outside the train station, watching Mrs. Wilberforce collect their trunk] Professor Marcus: Now, Major, before we start, let's press button A, shall we?... That's better... Major. Ma - Major! I want you to keep calm, speak quietly, and concentrate. Have you got that? Splendid. Mrs. W. should be coming into view just about... [hums] Professor Marcus: ... now... Now she's...

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Play [Professor Marcus enters the phone booth right as the phone rings. On the other end, Claude is in another phone booth outside the train station, watching Mrs. Wilberforce collect their trunk] Professor Marcus: Now, Major, before we start, let's press button A, shall we?... That's better... Major. Ma - Major! I want you to keep calm, speak quietly, and concentrate. Have you got that? Splendid. Mrs. W. should be coming into view just about... [hums] Professor Marcus: ... now... Now she's...