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Keep The United States of Leland (2003) On Your Home Screen

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Play Aren't you an actor Aren't we all dear

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When I say I don't remember that day I'm not lying. I wish I did but I just don't. Sometimes the most important stuff goes away. It goes away so bad it's like it was never there to begin with. It's funny the stuff that sticks in your head. I could tell you forward and backward about some day when I was five. and my dad bought me a stupid ice cream cone I could tell you the flavour of the ice cream. Was pink bubble gum.

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When I say I don't remember that day I'm not lying. I wish I did but I just don't. Sometimes the most important stuff goes away. It goes away so bad it's like it was never there to begin with. It's funny the stuff that sticks in your head. I could tell you forward and backward about some day when I was five. and my dad bought me a stupid ice cream cone I could tell you the flavour of the ice cream. Was pink bubble gum.

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Play When I say I don't remember that day I'm not lying. I wish I did but I just don't. Sometimes the most important stuff goes away. It goes away so bad it's like it was never there to begin with. It's funny the stuff that sticks in your head. I could tell you forward and backward about some day when I was five. and my dad bought me a stupid ice cream cone I could tell you the flavour of the ice cream. Was pink bubble gum.

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Excuse me. I'm sorry if I'm bothering you but. aren't you an actor Aren't we all dear No no. I mean a famous actor. You know a movie star actor. I know your face. I was in Stanley Kubrick's musical the one about the alcoholic pirates. I played Captain Morgan. Whenever you're done with the front page dear.

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Excuse me. I'm sorry if I'm bothering you but. aren't you an actor Aren't we all dear No no. I mean a famous actor. You know a movie star actor. I know your face. I was in Stanley Kubrick's musical the one about the alcoholic pirates. I played Captain Morgan. Whenever you're done with the front page dear.

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Play Excuse me. I'm sorry if I'm bothering you but. aren't you an actor Aren't we all dear No no. I mean a famous actor. You know a movie star actor. I know your face. I was in Stanley Kubrick's musical the one about the alcoholic pirates. I played Captain Morgan. Whenever you're done with the front page dear.

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Hey Pearly help me out here bro. I'm developing this theory right that the suicide rate of Venice is real low. Cos if you jump off a building. all your ass is gonna do is splash in a canal and shit right OK well why don't we expand on that theory tomorrow.

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Hey Pearly help me out here bro. I'm developing this theory right that the suicide rate of Venice is real low. Cos if you jump off a building. all your ass is gonna do is splash in a canal and shit right OK well why don't we expand on that theory tomorrow.

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Play Hey Pearly help me out here bro. I'm developing this theory right that the suicide rate of Venice is real low. Cos if you jump off a building. all your ass is gonna do is splash in a canal and shit right OK well why don't we expand on that theory tomorrow.

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You'll have to forgive Mr Madison today He's moving kinda slow. His head's beating like it's the end of the world You been drinking that cheap ass burgundy. No comment That stuff'll make you go blind sir. Hey three bucks two litres. I couldn't pass it up.

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You'll have to forgive Mr Madison today He's moving kinda slow. His head's beating like it's the end of the world You been drinking that cheap ass burgundy. No comment That stuff'll make you go blind sir. Hey three bucks two litres. I couldn't pass it up.

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Play You'll have to forgive Mr Madison today He's moving kinda slow. His head's beating like it's the end of the world You been drinking that cheap ass burgundy. No comment That stuff'll make you go blind sir. Hey three bucks two litres. I couldn't pass it up.

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I know what they want from me. They want a reason something to tie up with a little Bow and bury in the back yard. Bury it down so deep it's like it never happened. They want me to say how I'm so sorry. and it was my mom's fault or maybe it was my dad's fault or it happened because of TV or movies or some junk like that Or maybe I blame some girl.

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I know what they want from me. They want a reason something to tie up with a little Bow and bury in the back yard. Bury it down so deep it's like it never happened. They want me to say how I'm so sorry. and it was my mom's fault or maybe it was my dad's fault or it happened because of TV or movies or some junk like that Or maybe I blame some girl.

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Play I know what they want from me. They want a reason something to tie up with a little Bow and bury in the back yard. Bury it down so deep it's like it never happened. They want me to say how I'm so sorry. and it was my mom's fault or maybe it was my dad's fault or it happened because of TV or movies or some junk like that Or maybe I blame some girl.

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You're the one that killed that retarded kid huh. Was it some kind of devil worship thing. What did you do to your hand. I stabbed myself. If you're going for suicide I'd say try the stomach or somethin'. I just wanted to know what it felt like. I bet it hurt. Should've just asked me devil boy I would have saved you some trouble.

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You're the one that killed that retarded kid huh. Was it some kind of devil worship thing. What did you do to your hand. I stabbed myself. If you're going for suicide I'd say try the stomach or somethin'. I just wanted to know what it felt like. I bet it hurt. Should've just asked me devil boy I would have saved you some trouble.

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Play You're the one that killed that retarded kid huh. Was it some kind of devil worship thing. What did you do to your hand. I stabbed myself. If you're going for suicide I'd say try the stomach or somethin'. I just wanted to know what it felt like. I bet it hurt. Should've just asked me devil boy I would have saved you some trouble.

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I want you to say that you're always gonna be there. Sometimes I'm somewhere else. Just tell me that everything's. gonna be OK Well I can't really make sure everything's OK. I know but. Sometimes you say things that aren't. totally true But you say them anyways because. you want it to be true you know maybe maybe that's good enough

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I want you to say that you're always gonna be there. Sometimes I'm somewhere else. Just tell me that everything's. gonna be OK Well I can't really make sure everything's OK. I know but. Sometimes you say things that aren't. totally true But you say them anyways because. you want it to be true you know maybe maybe that's good enough

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Play I want you to say that you're always gonna be there. Sometimes I'm somewhere else. Just tell me that everything's. gonna be OK Well I can't really make sure everything's OK. I know but. Sometimes you say things that aren't. totally true But you say them anyways because. you want it to be true you know maybe maybe that's good enough

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I recall when our lives were unusual and electric. when we burned with something close to fire But now we sway to a different rhythm. Lives lived without meaning or even directed hope. The passage of time measured only by loss. Loss of a job. loss of a minivan

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I recall when our lives were unusual and electric. when we burned with something close to fire But now we sway to a different rhythm. Lives lived without meaning or even directed hope. The passage of time measured only by loss. Loss of a job. loss of a minivan

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Play I recall when our lives were unusual and electric. when we burned with something close to fire But now we sway to a different rhythm. Lives lived without meaning or even directed hope. The passage of time measured only by loss. Loss of a job. loss of a minivan